Craig: hold up, before anything, what the fuck happened to my cover?

Kevin: I found it a little boring

Clyde: it was more than a little boring Kev

Token: now it looks messy

Craig: I liked the boring one

Kevin: I put everything I love on that cover

Clyde: there's even some art from the Asian girl's on there

Kevin: exactly

Craig: I would change it back, but I'm lazy

Kevin: you love it

Token: I hate it

Craig: same

Kevin: LOVE IT

Who do you ship in South Park?

Kevin: MOTHA

Craig: no one

Token: I ship myself with Nicole

Clyde: fuck, everyone. Stan and Kyle, Craig and Tweek, Kenny and Butters, Ike and Firkle, Ruby and Karen, me and Kevin, Wendy and Bebe, Pete and Mike, Pete and Micheal, fuck it threesome, everyone

Kevin: Clyde.. You ship Kenny and Butters..

Clyde: and?

Kevin: I SHIP BUTTERS WITH CARTMAN

Clyde: *gasps*

Kevin: AND KENNY WITH KYLE

Clyde: *more gasps*

Kevin: but, I ship the rest

Clyde: HOW COULD YOU KEV

Kevin: I CANT HELP MY URGES

Clyde: WHY

Kevin: IM SORRRRYYYYY

Craig: can you both shut up?

Token: I can't believe we've lost to of our friends to shipping

Craig: how tragic

I'm doing another 'fuck, marry, kill'
Burgers, milkshakes and pie

Kevin: fuck milkshakes, kill burgers, and marry pie as long as it's apple pie

Clyde: can I marry them all?

Craig: no

Clyde: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! IM MARRYING THEM ALL

Craig: Jesus Christ.

Token: marry burgers, fuck milkshakes and kill pie

Craig: this is fucking stupid.

Kevin: *gasp* DON'T JUDGE MOTHA

Craig: fine, calm down.marry milkshakes, fuck pie and kill burgers

Tacos, Doritos and French fries

Clyde: MARRYING THEM ALL

Kevin: I'd marry the fuck out of French fries. Fuck the fuck out of Doritos and, sorry Clyde, kill tacos

Clyde: THESE QUESTIONS ARE MAKING ME DISLIKE YOU KEV

Kevin: IM SORRY, BUT I ALREADY DISLIKED YOU SO THEY'RE MAKING ME HATE YOU

Token: you should both get married

Craig: oh, so you do ship people from South Park

Token: shut up

Craig: also, fuck French fires, marry tacos and kill Doritos

Token: same as Craig

Pasta, steak and mashed potatoes

Craig: fuck pasta, marry mashed potatoes and kill steak

Kevin: I've got the same as Craig

Clyde: I JUST LOVE FOOD, IM MARRYING THEM ALL AGAIN

Token: instead of marrying food, you should marry Kevin

Clyde: okay

Kevin: I want a diamond ring, carved to look like Darth Vader's mask

Clyde: if I find one, I'll propose

Kevin: you better get looking then

Token: also, the same as Kevin and Craig

That's all

Kevin: THANK YOU MOTHA