Craig, I told myself I wasn't going to ask this, are you and Tweek still fake dating?

Craig: no, we 'broke up' in fifth grade when Tweek got his first girlfriend

Henrietta: unrequited love is great to experience, from a third person point of view

Craig: shut up

Firkle: ever since Michael mentioned Tweek, questions have been about him

Pete: obviously a popular person

Craig: no, they have an obsession of me being with Tweek

Michael: smart people

Pete: I can see it

Henrietta: so can I

Firkle: I can't

Craig: well, you're the only one