Craig, do you still wear your hat?

Craig: depends on if I want to or not

Ruby: you're not wearing it right now

Craig: what did I just say?

Ruby: I don't know, I was thinking about Firkle

Will you ever get a new guinea pig?

Craig: no, Stripe was the only one for me

How's your home life?

Craig: better now that my dad has been trying to understand that I won't ever change

Ruby: it's great to see that he's trying, it was different back when he was young

Craig: yeah I guess, but it's good.

Karen: good is a baby word

Craig: and you are a baby

Do you still flip people off?

Craig: not as much anymore, I'm being more vocal than I used to be.

Ruby: if you care, I still do!

Why am I asking so many questions?

Craig: I don't know

Karen: because you're in love with Craig and want to know everything about him

Ruby: sorry honey, he's gay

Craig: shut your mouths