Chara: .̨.̈.noͯt b̉ad͍. ̅Al̶thoug̫ẖ I ̽kind̛aͬ ex͜p̀e͞cted ̈́s̄o͓me̎th̪in̹g̮ b̜et͓ter, ̣to ͑b͈e ho̡neͩs͍t.

USV Chara: I expected you to be ruder.

Chara: I͔̝ ̫̯e̴x̆̿pë́̄c̡̯te̞̍d̗͔ y̭ou ṯ̡o h̞̣avẻ͎ ͯa̻ͫ ̶͂ḱ̛̊ni͘f̮̈́e̷͑,̛̎ͤ ͦ̀bͭͯͮűt ́Ì͕͡ ͈d̪o̖n̪͆'t̛͖̓ ͔͐̅ś̳̃ee̸̲ ̋onẽ ̅̔ó̹n̙̄ y̜̍̋o̬̒u͆͐. ̔̕Di̤͋d̯ ̢thͅẽ̘ a̛͢r̼̖̅tͦ͠īst͙ ̉d̪̓͢o ̬̍́ȁ̤̽ w̦̏e͌åp̧on̛ͧ c͈̗̀ḥë̘́̐ċ̥̀k̫͒͟ on̯ͬ ͔̇yoṷ̸ͧ?̎ ̀T̮hͥa̋͊t͊̍'̙s ͫ͛͒w̌h͐ä̘͛t̲̐ ̨I ͯthoͧ͌u̜̽ĝ̶̢ḫ̶̺t.̬̯͒

USV Chara: I can barely read that through all that corruption. Who wants an AU they can't even read?

Chara: W͍̙̠̊̐h̤̉͑ǒ̲ ̜͔͌̇ͮw͖͖͈͒a̯̾̃n̻҉̆̈t̶̛̛͒͢s̙̹̫̪̄ ̼̲͎ͣa̬̺̙̚͡ ̠Ch͓̬ͧ͐ạ̘̺͒͟r͔̋ͣͅa ̊t͏h̹̓̌a̫ͫ҉̍t̨̫̋̏ i̘͚̓̈́ͅs̚n̼͔͎̣ͦ'̤̹͉̜͢t͈̦̞ ͏as͎ͬ ͎s̷̜̑ͤͣt̤͂͑̕͟r̯ͮ͑à̹͎t̡̥̍͂ͨeg̨ic̟̫͗̏̒ ̯͚͡ǎ̩͚͋̐s ͇̺͖͘m͉̻͆̌ͦeͫ?́ͧ͢

USV Chara: Was I asking you?

Chara: Y̸̶͛̌̈͗ȅ̶̊ͬ̂͑s̙,͎̂̔ ̧̺̀̄̋̉͡yes̲ y̶̝ͣͦͯ͢͠ȍ̷̘͕́́ͬ͘͘̚u ̋w͂͏̘͐͑͗̎e̠̎r̡̨̜͙̾ͨ̿̂͘͝ĕ̷̢͈̰̭͐͋.̆ ̗̙̍́̇͂͒R̫͌͠ṳ̦d̘͖̀̑̈́́ͭ͟e̺̘͐ͬ̑́͢͢.̵̨̹̞̍́

USV Chara: Ruder.

Chara: A̷̷̱̳̙̠ͤͧ́́̆̀̄̂ͫ͝҉̦͐w̷̪̙̗͇̯̾̿̇͑͘͢͡,̸͏̠͋̔͑̔ ͞҉̵͆͒҉̙͖̜ͪ̃ͧ͡h҉͈͓̪͐̐̒̽̐̍̿̇̈͡͝ơ̅͜w̷̷̤͔̰͉̟̅ͥ͆ͯ̄̇̚̚̚͘͢͠ ̄̀ͣͭ́͡͠k͗̀ͬ͋̉̏̍͆͝ì̧̭͈̬͉̩͕̬̼̉̌̀̾̚̕ņ͔̮̠̜͈̘̖̰͐͒̏͗̊͜͢͞d̸̸̜̺̟̣͈̏͐̍̎̒ͫ̋͠ ͔̗̚͏̨͉̫̼̗̗́ͧͭ͗̕ǫ̸͍̻̤̘͕ͪ͌f̵̴̶̞̣̉́̇͑ͭ̐̓̾̊͡ y̶̪̯̗̟̝͎͈̋͛͆ͯ̌̂͟ơ͖͙̪̬̻ͣͦ́̈ͫ̎͒ͨ̿̋ů̶̷̶̡̳̦͉͍̊ͩͪ̋͛̈̔͡.̢̡͍ͤ̒̀̋ ̴̩͕̬͂ͮ͊ͮͥ=̴̷̱̯͕̰̥̹͚̅̾ͯͧ̈̍ͬ͒͡)̗̲̳̝̱̊̈́̊̕̕