"What do ya think of Ninten *wink*" ~clausismycause

Claus: Me and him are pretty good pals, I guess. What's the wink for...?

Fic: Oh good grief... *whispers* She's implying you're gay.

Claus: WHAT?!? But if girls think I'm gay, then why're they askin' me out?! *queue flashback of previous question*

Fic: Eh, it's the internet. ^-^'

Claus: And what's weirder is that you're not freaking out about this question like you did last time! I mean, it is a question about my love life!

Fic: I'm not freaking out because I know you'd never get romantically involved with a boy.

Claus:... Smart.

Anyways, thanks for the ask clausismycause!