"Hey Claus! It's me, the fantastic Joltik, Joltik12 ! I've been meaning to ask, do you like Fic? If you do, kiss her. ON THE LIPS."

(He does)

Claus: 0-0 Uh... Thank god Fic's sleeping up in her room right now, or else she'd be teasing me like crazy. ^^' Well, I mean... She is kinda cute, and she has a dorky, humorous personality (despite being crazy at times)... Oh sorry, I'm starting to rant. What was I supposed to answer again? ...Do I like her? Well, you should know the answer judging by what I just said.

...Wait, I have to kiss her? On the lips??0///0

Fic: *stomps down the stairs* Mornin', Claus... Wait, do you have Wattpad open? 0-0 I still have my pyjamas on!

Claus: It's okay, Fic. I doubt anyone can see you. ^^'

Fic: Oh, right. It's a website for stories. XD

Claus: Speaking of which, I'm updating 'Ask Claus' right now.

Fic: Wait really? Lemme see the question! *reaches for the phone*

Claus: *keeps it out of reach* Nope! You'll spoil the surprise if you do! ;)

Fic: *tilts her head slightly to the side* Surprise?

Claus: Uh, y-yeah. The person dared me to do something.

(Oh god, I haven't written romance in such a long time that I'm blushing at the idea again! That used to happen in the beginning, when I was still learning to write romance in my 'Mother Oneshots!' collection. ^^' Though I'm not allowed to make it too much into detail, I will give two or three certain details)

Fic: Ooooh, what was the dare?? :3

Claus: ... *nervously leans forward into Fic's face*

Fic: *blushes* Claus, what are you doi-

Claus: *closes the space between them, him kissing her*

Fic: *is surprised by the sudden action, but slowly melts into the kiss* *wraps her arms around his neck, face as red as a tomato*

Claus: *chuckles and nibbles on her bottom lip*

Fic: *giggles slightly into the kiss*

(Okay, that's all I'm doing for now 0////0)

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(He doesn't (well, not in that way))

Claus: I mean, Fic is a pretty good friend, but I don't really like her in that way. More of like a brother and sisterly kind of way. ^_^

Fic: Yep. :3

(Idk why I did both. Maybe because people could get upset over the idea of Ficaus. ^^')