"I dare you to throw cake at all your friends, BUT you have to choose a cake that reflects their personality!" ~ clausismycause

Claus: Yay! Our first dare! :3

Fic: Can I help out?

Claus: Sure! First, we need a list of their personalities.

Fic: Oh, I already have one! Here. *hands over sheet of paper*
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Ninten: Is okay in social situations, but can be a bit shy. Not as shy as Lucas though! His favourite snack is Oreos, so why not give a cake version of it to his face?

Ness: Is almost as outgoing as Claus, but not quite. Is good with the ladies, and red velvet seems like the ladies man of the cakes, so yeah!

Lucas: Is extremely shy, and gets flustered easily. Can be okay in social situations, but only sometimes. Coconut cream seems like the quirkiest of the cakes, no?

Claus: Top secret, only for Fic! DONT SHOW CLAU-
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Fic: Hey! *snatches paper back* No reading that section! ^^'

Claus: Why is my section top secret?!

Fic: Because, it is. Let's just start the dare!
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Claus and Fic: *sneaks up on Ninten from behind*

Fic: HEY NINTEN! I HAVE OREOS!

Ninten: *turns around rapidly* WHERE?!??

Claus: *throws giant Oreo at Ninten* On your face! *runs away with Fic*

Ninten: *uses finger to take some icing off and licks it* Not bad... *walks away eating Oreo cake off his face*
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Ness: *is walking in the distance and sees Claus and Fic running up to him with a velvet cake* Hey guys, what's the cake fo-

Fic: *has cake positioned so the cake smashes into his face as she runs by* Haha! One more left!

Ness: *is running after her with fume coming out of his ears* WHY YOU- COME BACK!!!

Claus: Ah! *carries Fic bridal style and PK Teleports away* Fhew! That was close...

Fic: *squirms out of Claus' grip, blushing a bit* Look, there's Lucas over there!

Claus: Aww, I really don't want to do this...

Fic: But it's a dare! You have to!

Claus: Fine! Im sorry bro... *takes coconut cream cake from bag* Hey, Luke...!

Lucas: Hmm? *gets hit in the face with the cake and starts sniffling* C-Clauuuuuus! Why did you d-do that...?

Claus: *runs up and hugs Lucas* I'msosorrybroitwasadarefromFic'sstupidaskaccountpleaseforgiveme!!!! (Who actually took the time to read that?)

Lucas: Whoa! C-Claus, I can't understand y-you when you talk like that!

Claus: *squeezes eyes shut* JUST FORGIVE ME PLEASE!

Lucas: O-Okay! I f-forgive you!

Claus: Whew! Okay... *opens eyes and sees Fic standing in front of him, chocolate lava cake in hand*Umm, Fic? What's that fo- *gets splattered in the face with hot, choclatey goodness* FIIIIIIC!!!!

Fic: *runs away from Claus, laughing her butt off*

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Claus: Top secret, only for Fic! DONT SHOW CLAUS!!! ... By now, you should've already snatched this away from him.

Is very outgoing, and can be very explosive. Can't stand knowing that he made his brother upset in some way, almost begging him to forgive him. Is  crushed on by Fic, who is embarrassed to show all of you this fact (even though you probably already knew). Chocolate lava cake seems like the most irrational cake of them all, no? (It's also favourited by Fic)
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Claus: Okay! Now that that's done, thank you very much for our first dar-

Fic: *is tied up to a chair with a cloth in her mouth* MMF!!!

Claus: Shush, you! Thanks for our very first dare, River!

Fic: *accidentally tips chair to the side and falls over, the cloth coming out of her mouth* See you next time! Claus, you said you were gonna punish me??? How???

Claus: *flips chair back so it's standing up straight, an evil smirk on his face* ...Tickles!!! *starts tickling her*

Fic: *squirms in chair, laughing uncontrollably* NO, PLEASE NO!!!! (This dare actually gave me an idea for another oneshot!)