"I ship Chell and GLaDOS! I dare them to kiss!"

GLaDOS: I HATE CHELLDOS!!

Chell: Do you?

GLaDOS: YES!!

Chell: Well it IS a dare...

GLaDOS: I'M NOT STUPID! I KNOW THAT!!

Chell: Soooooo...

GLaDOS: *changes into human body again* I hate this...

Chell: No you don't.

GLaDOS: Yes I do.

Chell: No you don't.

GLaDOS: Be quiet.

Chell: Never.

GLaDOS: I give up.

Chell: Ha ha I win!

GLaDOS: Congratulations. Do you want a medal?

Chell: Do the dare.

GLaDOS: *sighs* Fine!

*GLaDOS and Chell kiss*

Chell: You totally enjoyed that!

GLaDOS: I DID NOT!

Chell: You did!

GLaDOS: No I didn't!

Chell: Yes you did!

GLaDOS: Anyway, I'm hoping to return to running the facility. You never know when SOMEONE might try to kill me.

Chell: Okay, whatever.

GLaDOS: You're a terrible kisser, by the way... *leaves*