GLaDOS: Well, I can't be turned into a human but I do have an android body that I can inhabit which exactly simulates everything a human can do or feel.

Chell: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO-

GLaDOS: SHUT UP!!

Chell: Ok, ok.

GLaDOS: *converts into android and takes two steps before collapsing on the floor* Stupid android body... *Tries to stand up but falls over*

Chell: Does somebody need a hand?

GLaDOS: No. I'm fine. *Tries to stand up again but still fails* Ok, maybe some help WOULD be appreciated.

Chell: What's the magic word?

GLaDOS: Avada Kedavera?

Chell: Good enough... *Helps GLaDOS up and supports her* So tell me, how does it feel to be reliant on a human?

GLaDOS: Shut up...

Chell: Surely I'd have to help you go back to the door you just came through so that you could change back.

GLaDOS: Shut up!

Chell: What if I just left you here as payback...

GLaDOS: Just take me back already, or when I do get back you'll become very acquainted with your old friend, deadly neurotoxin...

Chell: Ok fine then. *helps GLaDOS get back to her chassis*