I would like to express my most sincere apologies for my absence. Dean and I have been preparing to join in holy matrimony. In layman's terms, "get married". I shall proceed with answering some of your questions, but I will need to get back to my duties as "groom to be".

@Thetwerkingangels asked: Cas, why do you like your trench coat so much?

I don't like it. I loVE IT. BECAUSE DEAN LOVES IT. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH ME. ALWAYS. HOW DO YOU TURN OFF THESE "ALL CAPS"? HELP ME! WHERE'S THE OFF SWITCH?? OH WELL, I SUPPOSE THE REST OF THIS WILL BE IN ALL CAPS AS WELL.

@ADRIANICO19 ASKED: WHAT DID YOU THINK WHEN YOU FIRST CAME TO EARTH?

I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICE PLACE. THE HUMANS SEEMED TO LOVE IT, AND I WANTED TO APPRECIATE IT LIKE THEY DO. OF COURSE, THERE ARE THE HUMANS WHO THROW TRASH ON THE GROUND. THEY PISS ME OFF.

@BLOODYCROWLEY ASKED: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TWERK?

CROWLEY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT IS "TWERKING"? I SHALL CONDUCT RESEARCH.

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OKAY, SO I HAVE "GOOGLED" HOW TO TWerk-oh, that's how you turn it off. Anyway, I believe I have mastered the art of "twerking". I will show this to Dean momentarily. I'd show you, but I'm not sure where you live, so I can't fly to you.