DanielleNicholeAnsald: Devil, do you have a crush on Cala Maria?

Devil:    .   .    .    No?

DanielleNicholeAnsald: King Dice you and Cagney must play Sally Face the whole game(even episode 5 is not yet released)

KD: Why not?

Cagney: Sure...

*After playing chapter 4*

Cagney: *On the floor, presumably drowning is his own tears*

KD: So... Sal slaughtered everyone in the apartment building... Including his parents, friends, and a child..... Only to end up with him dying too.... And... *Holding back tears* LARRYYYYY!!!

DanielleNicholeAnsald: King Dice, can you smooch a ghost?

KD: If you mean Mettaton, then I would gladly. But, if you mean that depressed ghost he hangs around all the time... No.

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Cuphead, do you like to swim as a mermaid with Cala Maria?

Cuphead: What?! No! You realize that everyone who falls in love with her, has been turned to stone, right??! I don't want anything to do with her! Fighting her was scary enough!

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Mugman, once you have a genie in a lamp, what are your three wishes?

Mugman: Hmm... First, I'd wish for it to be impossible for Cuphead to use our rent money for gambling. Second, I'd wish for an infinite supply of mint tea. And third..... Bring Elder Kettle back...

Devil: *Sigh* The third rule for genie's is they refuse to bring people back from the dead. Because it's utterly horrifying when they do.

Mugman: Oh.... Then..... I'd use my third wish to make you an Angel again!

Devil: ... Wouldn't you rather be rich, or get a puppy, or something?

Mugman: Well, I'd have my infinite supply of tea, so I'd be fine! 

Devil:   .    .    .

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Casino Cups, which one of you are good at any martial arts?

Mugman: That would be me. I tried getting Cuphead into it, but he just kept punching and kicking everything. And everyone...

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Devil, I dare you to bake multiple cakes without using your powers, and make sure no one eats or bites you.

Devil: No powers, huh...? Dice, do we have instructions on how to bake a cake???

KD: *Awkwardly backs out of room*

Devil: *One hundred tries later, PLUS setting the kitchen on fire twice* Did it!! *The cake looks like it's barely able to stand*

Cuphead: CAAAAKKKKEEE!! *Goes to bite the cake, bites the Devil's arm instead*

Devil:    .     .     .    *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING*

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Cuphead I want you to do archery like Merida in brave does, if you don't then climb on top of the highest mountain stay there for the night and in the morning climb down and gallop like a horse, that is if you lose.

Cuphead: *Holds up bow and arrow* Got this. I got this.

Mugman: Don't mess up.

Cuphead: You're not helping, Mugs!! *He relaxes a bit, then shoots, splitting the arrow on the target, and the next one, and the next one* Phew... Did it.....

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Mugman, why don't you entertain Hades (Disney's Hercules) while waiting for Devil to come back, and have a meeting with Hades?

Mugman: Er... Alright! *Hades walks in* YOU'RE ON FIRE!!! *Throws a bucket of water at Hades*

Hades: My fair is made of fire...

Mugman: O-Oh.... *Nervous laughter* 

Hades: Do you want to have a painful death??

Mugman: N-No. I, uh.. I-I'm here to entertain you! *More nervous laughter*

Hades: Well, you're failing.

Mugman:     .     .     .     

Hades:     .     .     .     

Devil: *Walks in* Ugh. Hades. Wait, why are you soaked??

Hades: Your little girl here dunked me. If she wasn't your child, I would have killed her.

Devil: W-Wait, you think that-?!

Mugman: Y-Yes! I'm the Devil's daughter! 

Hades: Anyway, what's the little Devil's name~?

Mugman: Uh! M-M-Maggy, sir!

Hades: *Shrugs* She really ain't the prettiest, is she? You're not planning on keeping her, right?

Devil: *Picks Mugman up, and throws Hades outside* NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY VERY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER AGAIN!! *Slams door shut*

Mugman: Uh, D-Devil sir??

Devil: My poor baby child, are you okayyyyy????

Mugman: *Is SO confused, and concerned*

Devil: C'mon, Maggy. We're getting ice cream. *The Devil now thinks, for whatever reason, that Mugman/Maggy is his... Daughter...??*

DanielleNicholeAnsald: Casino Cups I want you to take care of teenage Lazari (creepypasta) when she's in her period, good luck :)

Cuphead: Oh, that'll be easy! Mugman and the Devil left somewhere... So, I guess it's just me and the King! 

KD: Yeah, it's just one child. *He looks towards Lazari* Hey, again, sweetpea. You wanna play a game?

Lazari: No. It hurts to movvvve!!

Cuphead: Do you want something to eat...?

Lazari: Yeahhhhhhh!

KD: Well, what do you want to eat?

Lazari: *Thinks for a moment* Everything!!

Cuphead: Wha-?? I can't give you everythi-

Lazari: *Bites a chunk off of Cuphead's arm*

Cuphead: *Inhale* TWICE IN ONE DAY?!??!??? Dice, YOU deal and comfort The Devil daily, so YOU take care of the child, who I SWEAR was made from Satan!!