Bad and cringy pick up lines
DanielleNicoleAnsald - Cuphead, mugman, king dice and devil what's your reaction to stork heartwarming ending scene, do you like to babysit babies, if so try to babysit diamond destiny and try to feed her without her using the ninja skills
Mugman: Aw! It was so adorable! I loved It! And of course I'd babysit a baby!
Cuphead: I love babies, they pay so much attention to you! So, I'd like to babysit them!
KD: Um... I've never actually... seen a baby before... but, I'm sure that I'd like babysitting them!
Devil: Um... no.... I find babies creepy, and they always stare at you with no purpose. Wait... What do you mean babysit Diamon- *Diamond appears in front of Devil* What the-?! OH, HELL NO! *Jumps on top of table*
Mugman: Aw! That's so adorable! *Hugs Diamond* And, how hard can it be to feed a baby? *He brings Diamond to the kitchen and pulls out some baby food and a spoon* Alright, It can't be that difficult! *Diamond slaps the spoon* Uh... Okay...? Here! Let's try that again! *Diamond slaps it again* Cup! Can I get your help?
Cuphead: *Walks in* With feeding a baby? Sure. *He takes the spoon and tries to feed Diamond, she slaps it a third time* What the-?? *KD walks over*
KD: She's so cute!
Mugman: Yeah, but she refuses to eat....
KD: Hm.... Oh! I have an idea! *He grabs a pacifier from the table, and slowly puts it towards Diamond, the second that she opens her mouth, he swaps the pacifier with the spoon, then stands proudly* There you go! I did it!
-Question 2-
DanielleNicoleAnsald - Hey devil did you fall from heaven? 'Cuz you're a beautiful fallen angel. King dice do you have a map? Because I kept getting lost in your eyes. Mugman did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'Cuz you have a sweet ass. Cuphead is your cheek hurt? 'Cuz I'm gonna kiss it to make you feel better. So cuphead, mugman, king dice, and devil, what do you think of my flirting skills, they're better than cuphead's right? And cuphead if you dare challenge me I'll give you $50 bucks if you are so great at flirting skills, let's what others react to your flirt cups.
Devil: Not the best, but it's faaaaaaarrrrrr from the worst.
Mugman: U-Um... Thank you? That's very... kind?
KD: I liked that! Good one!
Cuphead: Of course I can come up with better! *He looks for the closest person to him* Hey, Devil!
Devil: What is it Cuphead?
Cuphead: Do you have a band aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you~!
Devil: Cup, what the actual f*ck?!
Cuphead: Oh, come on! I even have my library card! That means that I can check you out~!
Devil: Uh... <Mind: Wait... Was that a pun too??> You have to have something better than that, Cup... PLEASE say that you have something better than that!
Cuphead: Alright... Well, Is your name Wi-Fi? 'Cause we've got a good connection! *Devil is slowly losing hope for this world*
Devil: You know who would love to hear these? Dice! I think that he'd LOVE them!
Cuphead: Okay! *Walks to wherever KD is* Hey Dice!
KD: Oh! Hey, Cup...
Cuphead: Y'know, I haven't seen any raisins in here... You got a date?
KD: Wh-What...?
Cuphead: You heard me! But I have a question for you!
KD: What?
Cuphead: Are you a campfire? 'Cause you're hot and I want s'more~!
KD: Uh... I think that... um... I'm gonna go over.... away from here...
Cuphead: They're basically falling into my arms! But... It doesn't feel right.... Even with both of them... How could I take that chance but lose the opportunity of you ?
A/N - I fell onto the floor laughing! These are so cringy!! XD I'm so sorry for all that read the entire thing!!
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