If anyone actually attempts to steal my icon I will stab your mum

And if you don't have a mum I'll get your dad

In all honesty, no one will come on to read this but I'm bored once more.

RamenRox_Inactive
Do you like potatoes???

No, I do not. I'm not an eleven year old weeb.

Okay I lied, jacket potatoes are nice.

AlexSamonIsHere
Do you have any sexual refances?

Rafances is quite clearly a typo, which I'm going to assume was preferences. Instead of saying 'your mum', like I was going to, I'll answer seriously.

I don't know.

Salty_Blueberry_Pie
Can you give me food?

Sorry, but I only give to charity once a year. Ask again in 2018, and you may get lucky.

Tokimasu
Wanna make out sometime?

Yes.

HolySticks
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Hopefully so much wood that there's a lot of splinters I can use to kill myself.

Amypinetree
What is your favourite music and movies?

At the moment, my favourite band is tied between Panic! At The Disco and Fall Out Boy. So, whatever genre those two are is my favourite type of music. I also like KPop (tragic, I'm aware).

As for movies, I don't really have a favourite.

Rally_With_Me13
What's your best pun?

A Hyung Sik account claiming he's hungry, and I went and corrected him. I told him he wasn't hungry, and that he was HYUNGry.

I'm so clever.

RyanIsHappy22
How is your day so far?

Very basic.

Marksfabulousbutt
dO YOU KNOWZ THE MUSACAL HEATHERZ?

I've heard of it. It was mentioned a lot on season three of RuPaul's Drag Race, but I've never watched it.

Blood_van_pain
Would you ever consider doing a Taishiro or Killuhon fanfic?

I have no idea what Taishiro is.

However, I'm aware of Killugon and find it adorable. Yet, I probably wouldn't make a fanfic of it.

Melsistaken587
Do you have blonde hair or brown?

Blonde.

Melsistaken587
Do you listen to musicals, if so what?

Nope.

Wintxrlily
What is your favourite crack ship from South Park?

At the moment, it's definitely a tie between Stolovan, Kyvid and Fike.

Fish_nets
What are your kinks and festishes?

I don't even know.

Tweekisasmolcofebean
WOULD YOU RATHER FUCK A GOAT OR HAVE EVERYONE THINK YOU'VE FUCKED A GOAT?

Hm.

I don't actually have a penis to fuck a goat with, so I would get fucked by it. And just the idea of that grosses me out. So, I'd rather have people think I've fucked a goat and then I'd move far, far away and change my identity.

I didn't @ people because I would find it annoying to be mentioned in the chapter.

And this was surprisingly fun to do, so if anyone ends up reading this could you please ask more??