Hisoka- My friend Chrollo tells me:

Chrollo: Hisoka you know what, Illumi always mess with us why don't you mess with him?

Hisoka-I go: what should I do?

Chrollo: Why don't you prank call him?

Hisoka- And I was like: Dude, that's a good idea!~

Hisoka: I was like a little kid, I picked up the phone-

Phone: BRRRRRR

Hisoka:*giggles*

Phone: BRRRRRR

Hisoka: Were So stupid!

Phone: BRRRRR-

Illumi:*huffing and puffing until he picks up the phone* Hello?

Hisoka:*tries talking like a girl* Hello Sir, hi this is the front desk. Listen we are having a report of a lot of noise coming from your room, do you think you can keep the noise down?

Illumi: I'm sorry fool, I didn't know I was making noise*lying*

Hisoka: Thanks sir please keep it down.

Illumi: Ok...*hangs up*

Hisoka: Ten minutes later, called him back.

Phone: BRRRRRR

Hisoka:*giggles*

Chrollo:*also giggles*

Hisoka: Shut up dude shut up!

Phone: BRRRRR-

Illumi:*Huffing and puffing again until he picks up the phone* Hello?-

Hisoka:*trying to talk like a girl again* HELLO SIR, hi front desk again listen obviously you did not understand what I said earlier about the noise. You need to keep the noise down!

Illumi: But I-

Hisoka: SIR LISTEN! You either keep down the noise, or we're gonna call the authorities!

Illumi:*huffing and puffing* Ok..... I'm sorry....

Hisoka: Thank you.

Hisoka: And before I hung up the phone I said this-... Dam Zoldycks....*hangs up* (I don't want to be racist so bear with me while I try to do this the best I can ⭐️-.-💧)

Chrollo: 0-0💧

Illumi:*eye twitches*

Hisoka: Do I swear of god the Zoldyck revolution started all over again XD! He was mad, he came running over to the room, started pounding on the door right!

Illumi:*bangs on door* Open the door!!

Hisoka and Chrollo:*laughing there butt off* HAHAHAHA!!!!

Chrollo: We got him! 3x

Hisoka: Alright shut up dude shut up!

Hisoka:*giggles a bit*

Chrollo: SHUT UP!!

Illumi:*opens door*

Hisoka:*lays down on couch will Chrollo sits upside down on couch* what's up dude?

Illumi: Fool your not gonna believe it..... this hotel hate us assassins.....

Hisoka: Really? Why do you say that?

Illumi: Fool the lady in the front desk, she doesn't like my family, she doesn't like the zoldycks....

Chrollo: Well What are you gonna do about it?

Illumi: Fool I'm gonna shoot her!*holds up gun*

Hisoka and Chrollo: 0-0*both sit up straight*

Hisoka: Do Don't go shooting everybody! Maybe you should just go talk to her, Chrollo tell em!

Chrollo: yeah you should just go talk to her-

Illumi: Fool that's what I'm gonna do!*walks out of room*

Hisoka: He starts walking away and I'm like- Chrollo we got to see this!

Chrollo:*nods*

Hisoka: So we start following him towards the lobby right, and Illumi starts getting mad half way and starts running and I'm like dude don't run! Me and Chrollo Hercules! Hercules!

Hisoka: Were trying to run and Illumi makes it 30 seconds before we do right, and keep in mind the girls at the counter don't know what's going on! There checking people in! There giving out people keys!

Machi: Here you go, thank you! Please come again!

Alluka: Here you go, here's your key, sign here.

Illumi: OK, WHICH ONE OF YOU B* HATE MY FAMILY, THE ZOLDYCK FAMILY!!*points gun at them*

Machi: OH GOD THERES A ANGRY ZOLDYCK ASSASSIN!!*being sarcastic*

Alluka: O MY GOD, IM SORRY BIG BRO ITS NOT MH FAULT YOU LOST TO KILLUA AND GON OK!!*is scared and hides behind Machi* DON'T TAKE IT ALL ON ME PLEASE!!

Hisoka: He keeps yelling at them back and forth, this and that right. And finally both me and Chrollo make it to the lobby all winded.

Hisoka and Chrollo:*both panting*

Hisoka: Illumi!...... d-don't do it dude don't do it!

Illumi: FOOL SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON!!*is about to shoot*

Hisoka: Illumi I can explain everything!!

Illumi: FOOL SHUT THE HELL U-

Hisoka: All of a sudden a security guard grabs Illumi and try's pulling him down.

Kurapika:*tries pulling Illumi down*

Hisoka: I'm like- oh sh* I let this get out of hand I got to break this up!*walks towards them* Illumi let me explain!!

Illumi: HISOKA SHUT THE HELL UP-

Hisoka: So I grabbed his ear and I said-*tries talking with a girl voice again* SIR!!

Machi: 0-0?

Alluka: 0-0?

Kurapika: 0-0?

Chrollo: 0-0💧

Illumi: .....

Hisoka: Your gonna have to keep the noise down! *blushes from embarrassment*

Chrollo: He dead now.......

Illumi:........Fool....... was that you?......

Hisoka: Yes sir....*looks away*

Illumi:...... your a a*hole fool......

Hisoka: I know sir....... but it was funny huh?~ *winks*