questions #36
Ysadidulo asks: -turns mugman into a girl- happy cup?
Whiteleaf13 (me): mugs?
Mugs: I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!! WHY?!
whiteleaf13 (me): boris! Come look at this!
Boris: i have the perfect name.....maggy!!
Maggy: why?
Boris: IDK.
Cuppuchino: mugs? Oh no.....
Maggy: hi.
Cuppuchino: 😐
*knock, knock*
Brinda: *runs downstairs* shit! They're here!
*opens door only to see sammy, joey, and Henry*
Joey: .......who the hell are you?
Brinda: it's me......bendy.
Sammy: 😶
Henry: 😕
Joey:😐 this isn't the first time i've seen weird shit.
Boris: werid things have been happening actually.
Cuppuchino: this might take a while to talk about so I'm gonna order a pizza. *walks away*
Joey: anyway, we cane over because we heard you got shot, whiteleaf.
Whiteleaf13 (me): it's true. I did get shot but my wound has healed and I'm doing a lot better.
Henry: we're just glad you're ok.
Whiteleaf13 (me): *smiles*
Brinda: maybe it will be a crazy day like the last time.
Whiteleaf13 (me): i hope not.
*the next day*
Whiteleaf13 (Me): *wakes up, feeling drunk* ugh.....what happened last night?
Brinda: all i *hic* remember is we started drinking the beer, the rest is a blurr.
Boris: *yells from restroom* oh god! I shouldn't have listened to you! Beer is awful!! *throws up*
Cuppuchino: *walks into room* this is why i went to bed before all of this.
Whiteleaf13 (me): are supposed to drink beer when you're pregnant or.....
Cuppuchino: no, which is why i went to bed. But i you guys were.....yikes.
Whiteleaf13 (me): should we show a video or.....
Brinda: the only video i could find that shows what happened last night was this. But i think this a dream for me or......
(Start video if you wanna understand this)
*flashback*
Brinda: god damnit! Where the hell am i?! Oh, i went too far from home this time! I could hike all the way back home with these shit knees, or i could be a man/woman and face the angry 14 women waiting for me at the pearly gates and that one very confused boy. *grabs gun*
Sans: don't do that! You'll just wind back up in the real world and you've wasted a bullet!
Brinda: oh, i've got some spooky-ass demons.
Alphys: she doesn't look so well. Have you......
*in reality*
Whiteleaf13 (me): .......tried giving her some morphine?
Joey: yeah, we put 12 millimeters of it in her system when we found her!
*in fantasy*
Undyne: this soda can looks nothing like mugs!
Papyrus: of course it's mugs! I just gave her the wrong pills......
*in reality*
Boris: what do you mean you gave her the wrong pills?!
Maggy: my bad, girl.
*in fantasy*
Sans: girl, on behalf of wonderland I'd like to humbly welcome you to.....
Brinda: *shoots sans* WHO ELSE WANNA SEE JESUS?!
Flowey: *gets near brinda* you know darling, you and i could have a lot of.....
*in reality*
Sammy: .......fun together, and nobody needs to know about this.
*in fantasy*
Brinda: know about what?!
Flowey: you know, when i'm in you!
Undyne: where are we supposed to shit?!
Brinda: i wanna go home!
Undyne: shut up, mugs! You are home!
Alphys: drink some of this, it will make you feel better! *holds up cup*
Brinda: i'm not thirsty, little boy.
Alphys: take it! Take it! TAKE IT!!
*in reality*
Sammy: TAKE IT!!
(If you guys know what this means, then i'm sorry 😓)
*in fantasy*
Brinda: i'm done with this shit party! I just wanna go home!
Toriel: is that really what you want, mugs?
Brinda: no, bitch!
all undertale characters: CLEAR!!
brinda: wait, what?
*in reality*
Brinda: *wakes up* oh, this happens a little frequently.
Sans: hello brinda. WELCOME BACK!!!
brinda: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
*flashback ends*
Whiteleaf13 (me): brinda, what was that part about sammy?
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