questions #36

Ysadidulo asks: -turns mugman into a girl- happy cup?

Whiteleaf13 (me): mugs?

Mugs: I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!! WHY?!

whiteleaf13 (me): boris! Come look at this!

Boris: i have the perfect name.....maggy!!

Maggy: why?

Boris: IDK.

Cuppuchino: mugs? Oh no.....

Maggy: hi.

Cuppuchino: 😐

*knock, knock*

Brinda: *runs downstairs* shit! They're here!

*opens door only to see sammy, joey, and Henry*

Joey: .......who the hell are you?

Brinda: it's me......bendy.

Sammy: 😶

Henry: 😕

Joey:😐 this isn't the first time i've seen weird shit.

Boris: werid things have been happening actually.

Cuppuchino: this might take a while to talk about so I'm gonna order a pizza. *walks away*

Joey: anyway, we cane over because we heard you got shot, whiteleaf.

Whiteleaf13 (me): it's true. I did get shot but my wound has healed and I'm doing a lot better.

Henry: we're just glad you're ok.

Whiteleaf13 (me): *smiles*

Brinda: maybe it will be a crazy day like the last time.

Whiteleaf13 (me): i hope not.

*the next day*

Whiteleaf13 (Me): *wakes up, feeling drunk* ugh.....what happened last night?

Brinda: all i *hic* remember is we started drinking the beer, the rest is a blurr.

Boris: *yells from restroom* oh god! I shouldn't have listened to you! Beer is awful!! *throws up*

Cuppuchino: *walks into room* this is why i went to bed before all of this.

Whiteleaf13 (me): are supposed to drink beer when you're pregnant or.....

Cuppuchino: no, which is why i went to bed. But i you guys were.....yikes.

Whiteleaf13 (me): should we show a video or.....

Brinda: the only video i could find that shows what happened last night was this. But i think this a dream for me or......

(Start video if you wanna understand this)

*flashback*

Brinda: god damnit! Where the hell am i?! Oh, i went too far from home this time! I could hike all the way back home with these shit knees, or i could be a man/woman and face the angry 14 women waiting for me at the pearly gates and that one very confused boy. *grabs gun*

Sans: don't do that! You'll just wind back up in the real world and you've wasted a bullet!

Brinda: oh, i've got some spooky-ass demons.

Alphys: she doesn't look so well. Have you......

*in reality*

Whiteleaf13 (me): .......tried giving her some morphine?

Joey: yeah, we put 12 millimeters of it in her system when we found her!

*in fantasy*

Undyne: this soda can looks nothing like mugs!

Papyrus: of course it's mugs! I just gave her the wrong pills......

*in reality*

Boris: what do you mean you gave her  the wrong pills?!

Maggy: my bad, girl.

*in fantasy*

Sans: girl, on behalf of wonderland I'd like to humbly welcome you to.....

Brinda: *shoots sans* WHO ELSE WANNA SEE JESUS?!

Flowey: *gets near brinda* you know darling, you and i could have a lot of.....

*in reality*

Sammy: .......fun together, and nobody needs to know about this.

*in fantasy*

Brinda: know about what?!

Flowey: you know, when i'm in you!

Undyne: where are we supposed to shit?!

Brinda: i wanna go home!

Undyne: shut up, mugs! You are home!

Alphys: drink some of this, it will make you feel better! *holds up cup*

Brinda: i'm not thirsty, little boy.

Alphys: take it! Take it! TAKE IT!!

*in reality*

Sammy: TAKE IT!!
(If you guys know what this means, then i'm sorry 😓)

*in fantasy*

Brinda: i'm done with this shit party! I just wanna go home!

Toriel: is that really what you want, mugs?

Brinda: no, bitch!

all undertale characters: CLEAR!!

brinda: wait, what?

*in reality*

Brinda: *wakes up* oh, this happens a little frequently.

Sans: hello brinda. WELCOME BACK!!!

brinda: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

*flashback ends*

Whiteleaf13 (me): brinda, what was that part about sammy?

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