Beijing: Ha! Oh, China I am so sorry for you right now!

China: Why would you feel sorry for me, aru?

Beijing: The Bad Touch Trio just asked you a question, that's why!

China: What did those three want from me? I have no use for trouble makers, aru.

Beijing: They ask you who you like.

China: -pales- D-do I have to answer this question?

Beijing: Yes. No getting out of it.

China: Well, I guess that all depends on where you look at it. It could be a guy or a girl, aru.

Beijing: Okay if you were gay, who would it be?

China: I would probably say Russia aru.

Beijing: Why Russia?

China: He's scary and would keep the bad guys away. Plus, he dresses up as a panda in my house.

Beijing: Okay then, moving on. If you were straight, who would it be?

China: -blushes- Do I have to answer this one aru?

Beijing: Yes, the BTT laughed evilly before putting in there question, so they want every aspect of every answer.

China: -mumbles something inaudible-

Beijing: What?

China: I said you!

Beijing: ...

China: ...

China: Do you like me aru?

Beijing: -smirks- You'll have to wait until someone asks me who I like.

China: But that will take too long!

Beijing: You can wait...