Beijing: We have a question from a Creepypasta OC, with a creepy username.

China: What's their username, aru?

Beijing: Pixel wants to play.

China: You should know better than to play with strangers! I thought I raised you better than this, aru!

Beijing: You didn't raise me. I fell off a cliff and didn't come back until about a month ago.

China: ...

Beijing: Anywho, back to the question. She asks what our favorite color is.

China: Young people these days never take time to think before they speak! And then we get stuck with terrible questions like these, aru.

Beijing: I know, right! But, to answer the question, my favorite color would be lilac.

China: I thought it was yellow. That's why your dresses are yellow, aru.

Beijing: Nope. Yellow is number three.

China: Then what would be two, aru?

Beijing: Green. Mainly because Link got me addicted to it.

China: Video games are destroying this generation. But I would have to say my favorite color is red, aru.

Beijing: Like the blood of your victims....

China: ...

Beijing: Now I know what to write! A story about China murdering the other countries, poisoning their food, slicing their throats, and eating there kidneys!

China: ...

Beijing: Ahem, scuzi. I guess I have been reading too many Creepypasta stories lately.

China: ...

Beijing: Ciao, my lovelies! And remember, make pasta not war!