Gertrude: wakes up  "L-Larry?"

Larry: flys above her "Yes?"

Gertrude: "Where the fluff are we?!?"

Larry: "Not sure looks like some forest or something."

Gertrude: "Well we aren't in fairyland..."

Larry: "Of course we aren't."

Gertrude: "Wait how did we get here..?"

Larry: "Last thing I remember was when we were taking that kid for a walk we fell through some portal."

Gertrude: "Of course we did."

Larry: "And also you finally woke up too."

Gertrude: "Funny."

*a rustle comes from the bushes*

Gertrude: holds up her ax "Did you hear that Larry?"

Larry: "Yeah, I did."

Gertrude: "WHOEVER YOU ARE GET THE FLUFF OUT OF THE BUSHES!"

Finn: "Hello."

Gertrude: "WHO THE FLUFF ARE YOU?" slowly holds her ax up higher.

Finn: "Ice Prince Finn, but you can call me Finn..."

Gertrude: "Are you here to kill us?"

Finn: "...no."

Gertrude: "Ok then I am Gertrude and this is Larry" points to Larry

Larry: zoned out awhile ago

Finn: "Oh..."

Gertrude: "...Larry."

Larry: "..."

Gertrude: "LARRY!"

Larry: "Huh!"

Gertrude: "Really?"

Larry: "What?"
Gertrude: "How long where you zoned out..?"
Larry: "It doesn't concern" 
Gertrude: facepalm
Bipper: "FINN WHERE ARE YOU!?!"
Finn: "Um, I'm over here!"

*A young boy with brown hair comes out of the bushes*

Bipper: "Who are they?"

Gertrude: "Your fluffing imagination kid."

Bipper: -_-

Larry: *rolls eyes* "I am Larry, and that is Gertrude."

Bipper: "Oh."

Finn: "Um that's Bipper..."

Gertrude: "Like the big dipper?"

Bipper: "...I took over this body and his name was Dipper."

Gertrude: "Wait wait, Dipper Pines?"

Bipper: "..yes."

Gertrude: "..."

Larry: laughs "Oh my god Gertrude it's Dipper's body!"

Gertrude: "LARRY SHUT THE FLUFF UP!" 'I loved that show...how is he real?!'

Bipper: "How do y-"

Gertrude: "My weirdo friend, Sweeney Todd showed me like over 100 versions of Gravity falls so that's why, and I love the show!"

Bipper: "Sweeney?"

Gertrude: "Eh you'll find out sooner or later."

Finn: "Um Bipper?"

Bipper: "Yes?"

Finn: "Where is Beast Wirt?"

Bipper: "eh he was looking for you too but I lost him."

Beast Wirt: "BIPPER!!! WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?!"

Bipper: "OVER HERE!"

Beast Wirt: "..there you guys are, um who a-"

Gertrude: "Please Jesus Christ Superstar if you are out there tell me this is the last time I need to say my name fluffing name!"

Larry: "...I am Larry and this Green-haired Freak is Gertrude."

Gertrude: "Larry never fluffing call me a green-haired freak again."

Bipper: laughs "Oh, but it's true!"

Gertrude: "...I will fluffing kill both of you with my ax."

Larry: "Oh no I'm sooo scared!"

Bipper: "She's going to hurt me with an ax oh no!" insert dramatic pose.

Gertrude: "..."

Beast Wirt: "So why are you too here?"

Larry: "Story short we were stuck in Fairyland and somehow got to this place."

Gertrude: "Yup!"

Bipper: "Oh..do you guys by chance are able to turn on this camera?"

Gertrude: "PFT!" Laughs "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY TURN ON A CAMERA?!"

Bipper: "Just turn it on!"

Gertrude: "Whatever idiot!"