@boonoonoo_child16 asks:

do you like bananas?

EVERYONE ACCEPT SANS AND ERROR: YES!

ERROR: m- (glitch) meh...

SANS: ZZzz...

(someone hops out of nowhere)

???: what is this place?

CLARA: 0-o

CHARA: now can i use a knife?

EVERYONE ACCEPT SANS: NO!

SANS: ZZzz...

???: please don't stab me ;-;

CHARA: why not?

???: because i don't wanna be stabbed... and it's terrifying ;-;

CLARA: ...

(tripple d bursts in the room)

TRIPPLE D: WAIT! come out random-a** stranger! We wont hurt you!

CLARA: D0N'T Y0U DAR3 $W3@R 0N MY CHRI$TI@N MIN3CR@FT $3RVER!!!!!!!!!!

PAPYRUS: WHAT IS "MINECRAFT"?

CLARA: IT$ TH3 B3$T G@M3 3V3R >:3

TRIPPLE D: can you at least come out of the shadows young child? 

(the random person goes out of she shadows in a snail shell, then pops out of it)

(dis is what they look like)

???: hello! every... wierd... person...

CLARA: Hi.

???: my name is illumi!

TRIPPLE D: what are ya doin round these parts of the underground illumi? Shouldnt ya be with yer parents

ILLUMI: see here, my parents are dead ;~;

(Tripple d glances at everyone, then says:)

TRIPPLE D: you can stay with us!

CHARA: NOOOOOOOOO!

CLARA: Y3$.

(clara and chara start arguing)

TRIPPLE D: OH SHUT UP YOU TWO! DONT MAKE ME USE THIS! 

(tripple d pulls out his hammer)

TRIPPLE D: BEHAVE

CHARA: i never realized how big that hammer was 0-0

ILLUMI: that's one big hammer 0-o

TRIPPLE D: YEP! So behave or ill smack yo butt to dreamland and back alrighT?!

CLARA: fin3...

ILLUMI: okk...?

TRIPPLE D: Im the semi-adult round here! If yall need something, talk to me

ILLUMI: ok...

CHARA: why can't i be one of the older kids? ;-;

TRIPPLE D: BECAUSE YOU ARE A BABY CHARA! IM 15!!!

CHARA: 0-o

ILLUMI: can everyone else introduce themselves please?

TRIPPLE D: Right! Im Tripple d! im a newer character, but im the oldest! I also love making cake!

(Tripple D holds out some cake)

TRIPPLE D: Do you want some illumi? As a welcoming gift

ILLUMI: yes please! i love cake >:3

(Tripple D passes the cake)

TRIPPLE D: its my own recipie! strawberry shortcake suprise!

ILLUMI: dis is so gud! :3

TRIPPLE D: t-thanks! let everyone else introduce yoselfs

CLARA: hi. im cl@r@. i glitch b3c@u$3 i h@v3 d3pr3$$i0n. @nd suicid@l th0ught$.

CHARA: I NEVER KNEW YOU HAD DEPRESSION!!!

ILLUMI: ok, if you ever need a friend, im right here :3

CLARA: th@nk$...

CHARA: well, i'm chara... i love anything red, bloody, and i really like kni-

CLARA: I'm g0nn@ $t0p y0u right th3r3. w3 @lr3@dy kn0w.

CHARA: ;v;

(illumi noms on da cake dat tripple d gave her adorably)

FLOWEY: howdy! im flowey! flowey the flower! well... i guess i have no positive emotions, but i can't feel sad eather...

ILLUMI: Hi, Flowey!

(illumi waves hi)

TORIEL: greetings! i am toriel, and i make some of the food around here. i make some pies, some cupcakes, but mostly deserts

ILLUMI: Hi, Toriel!

ASGORE: howdy! im asgore, and i am the prince of the underground

ILLUMI: Hello!

FRISK: hi! im frisk. i wuv to pway wit evewyone

(illumi smiles)

ILLUMI: Hi!

(TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY A DRUNK DOG ON A FAKE ROLLERCOASTER PEUKING RAINBOWS)

CLARA: @lright. th@t'$ 3v3rY0n3.

ILLUMI: ok!

(ok! thats good for this thing. sry i havent been updating recently. the reason i havent been updating recently is because i have too many life prolems... so yeah. im sorry for the long wait.)