Apollo : Today i was like, maybe i'll read a book in the winter solstice meeting.

Apollo : I was just quietly reading and suddenly the room went very quiet.

Apollo : Athena and Artemis ask me if I'm okay. And i was like yeah why?

Apollo : Their response? 'Apollo the last time you read a book was 2 centuries ago.

Apollo : I was honestly so attacked lmao, i gently looked up into Athenas concerned grey eyes and uttered the words i've come to regret

Apollo : 'i'm the god of knowledge, poetry and philosophy. What are you on about? I've read millions of books? Its like my hobby?'

Apollo : And that one sentence started some kind of war. I still have no idea what was said.

Apollo : Anyway Artemis was forced to go shopping with Aphrodite because of a favour? She had to buy a dress.

Apollo : She gave it to me lmao. Yeah i looked drop dead gorgeous in it.

Totally matched my complexion. Don't you love a supporting sister? I do.

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This was inspired by lore mythology that says Apollo was quite feminine and enjoyed wearing dresses.

God i love that lmao

Also just some funny underrated info when it comes to Apollo in the pjo fandom. He's the God of knowledge everyone. He probs just likes messing with everyone tbh.