Me: my friend from school

Chica:  is he a flying potato?

Jeremy: how could he be a potato, but he could be a LEMON

me: no you people are wrong, his name is jack

Jack: did you see that episode of doctor who and.....

Chica:  * slaps jack with pizza*

Berry: you just go pizza slapped!

Terry: I'm a creepy stalker!

Freddy: 0.0

Some random kid: are you my mummy?

Jack: no

Me: your mummy fell off a clif.. I'm joking

Kid: iz likez wafflez!

Pizza: iz likes pizza!

Kid: well pizza sucks you son of b*tch.

Everyone:  O.o