mon amour mon ami (1k special)
Warning this will contain heavy frenchness so get your google translator people
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This universe is hell Ddawn thought as he watched the vampire and albino female fight for the fifth time this day, he has no idea where the hell Don is and Duni is being the normal lovestruck idiot he is. Ddawn would of give anything for the sweet relief of death, he thought he was dead but no he and his so called friends are trapped in some sort of universe with those idiots from hard landing. Not to mention some random person keeps coming to give them random questions to answer as well as dares they have to do mostly against their will because this is how they get paid, at least most of the questions aren't irritating for he would of burn this house down by then though it seems like Dashlie or Dres might burn it down with their fighting. "Dory, Dommy I'll be in my room make sure these two idiots don't break anything" Ddawn said to the two demons who were playing video games on the couch, "Yeah whatever you dang robot" Dommy said not bothering to look away from the scene while Dory just nodded as he continued to play with the other. Ddawn didn't know what the hell they were playing but it involved these cup headed people, the android made his way up stairs and into his room. Ddawn wished he was back in his old room in hard landing he had better stuff there then here not to mention his lab was located in hard landing.
The android went to his desk to turn on the computer and soon started clicking away on the websites that he had open, most of his apps were games and his only emails were from this Delta person. He clicked to open one that read sorry about the whole shoving you guys in closets for an hour but you gotta please the fans, Ddawn raised an eyebrow what fans he thought. The android just dismissed it and trashed the mail before going on his usual website being youtube since he has nothing better to do, after watching random pointless videos he quickly remember the whole spin the bottle event that happened the other day. Those stupid question that Delta gives him makes him what to hang himself, all those questions result in affection or Dres and Dashlie trying to kill each other. One thing that he hates more than Dawn or this entire universe is affection, it wasn't in his DNA and he just hates the feeling. First it was Don and now Duni, he didn't understand why the hell this is happening. For now Ddawn doesn't bother to talk to Don after the incidence but he still talks with Duni even after the whole spin the bottle incident. He just can't understand this stupid lovey feeling everyone talks about.
Flashback
Ddawn watched Uni and Jon struggle against the handcuffs they were forced to wear for some stupid dare, he found is hilarious and enjoyed seeing their pain and agony. But now because of this Uni had a tough time running away for Duni and he seem to have given up and allow the dark pug to hug and snuggle him in his state. Ddawn found this disgusting like every display of affection out there, "Why are you staring" Dommy asked him as he watched Uni try to push Duni away with his free paw while Jon was trying to break out of the handcuffs, "I honestly have no idea" Ddawn answered making Dommy chuckle lightly. "What the hell is so funny" Ddawn growled making Dommy smirk, "You've been off every since the whole spin the bottle thing". Ddawn was so tempted to punch the smirk of the others face but he was determined to keep his cool and show Dommy that he can't get on his nerves. "I believe you don't get where I'm going with this" Dommy said putting a hand on the robots shoulder, "Usually you walk away by now allow Duni to do his idiotic entities but you decided to stay and watch". Ddawn scoffed, "I don't believe you even know what your saying raven" he said making Dommy chuckle, "You don't scare or even fool me Ddawn, one day you'll find out what the hell I'm talking about". Ddawn growled "In all the names of evil I will kill you", "Try me" Dommy said putting his mask over his face and walking away. "Hmp me love, that's impossible".
End of said flashback
Ddawn face palmed, "Dang it D don't let that raven get on your nerves" he scolded himself reminding him how he can't feel other emotions other than hate. Maybe he was hanging out with Duni to much, speaking of the dark pug he hasn't seen him around lately and Ddawn just assumed he was pestering Duni but he wasn't so sure about it. Ddawn growled to himself before getting up and leaving his room, he yelled at Dashlie and Dres to stop fighting before he left the house. It both lucky and annoying that those idiots live next door, Ddawn's guess so became true when he hard Uni yelling about something. The android decided to let himself in as he walked in the house and groaned seeing both pugs and that stupid camera face archer. He opened his mouth to say something but stayed silent wanting to listen to this conversation, "Why won't you leave me the hell alone!" Uni snarled trying to get away and only dragging Jon along with him by force. "Because I love you stupid" Duni answered simply making Uni growl loudly, Duni was soon pulled off by Cory who seemed more pissed then Uni. "Listen to me you stupid pug, he doesn't like you and none of us want you", Duni didn't seem phased as he got out of Cory's grip. Ddawn had enough of this waiting, "Duni why don't you be a good dog and leave Uni alone for today" he said making everyone look at him.
"How the hell-", "You left your door open" Ddawn said answering Cory's question. Duni gave a loud whine as Ddawn grabbed him by his shirt and started dragging him away. "I'm gonna shot him in the throat with an arrow if I see him here again" Cory threatened but the threat seemed to fly over the demon's head as both didn't seem phased. "Yeah sure whatever" Ddawn answered making Cory growl as he grabbed Uni before kissing him roughly making the pug gasp loudly and Jon struggle more then he was, Ddawn raised in eyebrow. Cory pulled away making Uni blush deeply as he held onto the archers shirt, "Now fucking leave!!" Cory yelled making Ddawn roll his eyes. "Again you threats don't bother me" he said walking away and dragging Duni away, once they were outside Ddawn heard the door slam shut making him laugh. "Idiots, isn't that right D" he asked looking at the pug but stopped seeing Duni's upset face, "Don't let those angels bother you D, not like they both mattered anyway" he said making Duni whine quietly. "But I really did-", "Love isn't important how many times do I have to tell you" Ddawn yelled making the pug flinch lightly. "Now move your tail and let's go home" he said making a soft sniffle from the pug made him bit back a growl, he tries to make Duni understand but he can't find a way to shove this uniformation in the others brain.
Ddawn took a deep and let go of the pugs paw, the android had to control his anger and was about to snap but froze when he felt Duni hug him from behind. "I'm sorry for being such a pain" Duni said hiding his face in the others jacket, Ddawn couldn't stop the light blush rising from his cheeks as he pug practically snuggled him like the other pug. Ddawn never got Duni and why he's the way he is, Duni was a mystery and didn't seem to belong with the demons and instead more to belong with those newscape idiots. Ddawn took in a sharp intake of breath, was he feeling pity for the pug, no that can't be right but the android didn't notice that he was running his fingers through the tuf of red fur on the pug's head. "It's....it's alright mon chéri" Ddawn spoke making Duni sigh deeply in a deep sense of relaxation, "You smell nice" he said making a rare smile form on the others lips as he softly petted him making Duni's tail sway lightly. Ddawn took a deep breath, was he malfunctioning, was there a bug in his system yes that must be why he's feeling this things. It feels like his mind was hazy, like he didn't know what to do or say for once in his life. "Toi mon amour, mon ami, Quand je rêve c'est de toi. Mon amour, mon ami, Quand je chante c'est pour toi", "Ddawn you know I can't understand french" Duni said as the android snapped out of his hazed mind. He pulled back from the hug, "Come on let's just go" Ddawn said making him way back and Duni just smiled and followed without a word. Ddawn made a quick mental note to check on his wiring before asking Duni to do his normal monthly maintenance maybe that way he can figure out why he was feeling the way he was.
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Ddawn tired not to be awkward around Duni but it didn't seem to be helping him and more like making him come out as more awkward than he needed to me. Ddawn sighed and tried to focus on the book in his hands, he was reading every book about his system just in case there was a bug in his programming but nothing in these word filled pages told him what the problem was. Ddawn mumbled to himself slightly making Dory who was on the other side of the table look at him, "Umm Ddawn", "What do you want enfoiré" Ddawn respond coldly like normal. "Random question but what do you think of about Duni" the archer asked making Ddawn put his book down to think, he thinks of Duni in many different ways. He finds him annoying, soft and most of all irritating but he can't seem to make out what words he wants to use. "Mon amour ou mon ami.....mais qu'est-ce qui ne va pas chez moi", "Ddawn you okay" Dory asked but jumped as Ddawn slammed the book down and got up. "Ddawn...", the android looked at Dory before walking away, he doesn't know where he's going but he needed to get all the thoughts out of his head.
"Toi mon amour, mon ami. Quand je rêve c'est de toi. Mon amour, mon ami .Quand je, chante c'est pour toi. Mon amour, mon ami. Je ne peux vivre sans toi. Mon amour, mon ami
Et je ne sais pas pourquoi."
Great now he's singing, now something is really wrong with him. By now the french robot was beyond confused, the dark android pulled the sleeve of his red and black jacket down to see the one thing he always hated to see. Property of Duni comics, if Uni managed to build Dawn then it was pretty obvious that Duni built Ddawn. "...Est-ce que je l'aime vraiment", "Ddawn you okay you're kinda ranting in French again" Duni asked the android who just looked up at him, "Je ne sais plus, peut-être que je suis cassé". Duni blinked "I'm gonna see if your curtis are okay, maybe your language barrier is a bit broken" he said making Ddawn sigh, "Est-ce que j'aime vraiment cet idiot ... peut-être que je fais". Duni tilted his head to the side making Ddawn chuckle lightly and raise his hand to pet the pug lightly on the head, "Okay now you're scaring me Ddawn" Duni said resisting the urge to lean in. "Doesn't matter" Ddawn answered scratching behind his ears making Duni purr, why does he give such good pets Duni thought his tail wagging slightly. "Okay he's clearly broken" Dashlie yelled from the kitchen.
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Story time
my wifi kinda stopped working while writing this so I had a heart attack when it said it couldn't save so I left my computer on for two days till we fixed out wifi problem and my laptop is freakin hot. So anyway thanks for 1k reads and other stuff, new chapter tommorow for those who submitted questions. I'm gonna let my laptop rest and cool down, so hope you enjoy
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