Duni: no need to be sorry, why is she sorry guys

Don: I dont need your pity just leave me alone

Don: I rather shoot myself

Dory: I dont like Don that way, sorry

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Duni: I have no idea I'm not good at this love thing and Ddawn is pretty busy right now trying to make a summoning circle

Dommy: who the heck is he summoning, a another demon

Dashlie: hes summoning corruption you idiot

Dommy: who the hell is that

Dashlie: oh right your a new one, you know God of darkness of sin

Dommy: huh

Dashlie: our creator

Dommy: still not getting anything

Dashlie: oh my fucking-

Duni: hes our dad

Dommy: ohhhh

Dashlie: Duni for the last time we dont call him dad

Dashlie: Don go be a good demon and leave the ask

Don: but I-

Dres: leave

Don:.....fine

Ddawn: Don get over here I need your blood for the summoning circle

Don: yes sir

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Don: kill is an understatement but it would be Dashlie and Dick

Ddawn: get out of our house

Duni: hi Uni

Nick: Dick I'm sorry but

Dres: what the hell are you doing

Nick: *kisses him* For the herberts!!!

Cory: Nick what the fuck

Don: great just great

Jon: umm if were hand cuffed can we stay at my house

Ddawn: take him hes useless to us now

Cory: son of a bitch, cause trouble and I'll smite you

Don: I dont give a damn can we leave now

Uni: do we really have to take him

Cory: like we have a choice

Ddawn: I really dont care if you like or not

Don: please stop

Dres: looks like everyone loves quote on quote sinammina roll

Don: please stop....please

Dres: begging isnt gonna solve anything

Cory: get out of my house you vampire

Don: I cant kidnap anyone in my position right now

Jon: do you wanna have pasta for dinner

Don: yes please and thank you

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Duni: I usually don't wear clothes since I'm covered in fur but okay. I summon my lover....was I suppose say that

Ddawn: Duni what do you want

Duni: I'm just doing a dare

Ddawn: come on I'm almost done with the circle

Duni: okie

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Dres: *throws wand into fire place* fuck those turtles

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Dashlie: kill them what else

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Don: I really dont care if anyone wrote about me, Delta wrote a book and I died

Jon: you all died

Don: yes that to but thank you anyway

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Tommy: right

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Dres: you sure summoning Corruption is a good idea

Ddawn: how else are we gonna fix our Don problem by calling the person who made us

Dashlie: he has a point D

Dommy: lets just do this shit

*one complicated summoning ritual later*

Corruption: who dares summon me

Ddawn: well we did sir, we have a-

Duni: hi dad

Everyone: Duni for the last time we dont call him dad!!

Corruption: silence my creations....good evening to you as well duni

Ddawn: but sir we-

Corruption: did I stutter children

Everyone: no father

Dres: told you this was a bad idea D

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Corruption is the creators of the D gang in my headcanon