me: hey US.Sansy!!!

Us.Sans: YES HUMAN?!

Me: we have a question for you, from DuckPieDie

Us.Sans: FOR MEEE!!! I FEEL SO POPULAR POPULAR POPULAR!!!!

Me: who are your top 3 crushes?

Us.Sans: *blushes* ....

Me: Buddy, are you okay?

Us.Sans: UF.SANS, PAPYRUS, AND SPAGHETTI!!!!!

Me: cool..

Us.Sans: well those were my fir-

Uf.Sans: *kisses Us.Sans*

Me: :3 shipshipshipshipshipship.....