Tommy can't come up with good titles
Tommy: "Sup creamwhistles, Ember needed to take a break after last chapter so now this is my book." He grinned. (I don't know how to write Tommy, O no)
Tommy, holding up the tablet. "Ok, so I got this tablet thingie and it's got all you freaks' questions and dares on them and we're gonna answer them, because that's what this book is about...so, uh, yeah, let's just move on to the first question." He explained awkwardly.
Tommy brings the tablet up to his face and quickly scans it. "The first question is from...uh, that guy with all the C's & G's in it. He asked...I think he's asking about why Nick blushed when he mentioned he had a Tumblr and Reddit." He says thoughtfully
Nick had looked up from talking with Jon when he heard his name and scoffed. "Well with the reputation that Tumblr has it's a little embarrassing to say I browse it frequently." He said with an embarrassed grin.
Jon blinked. "You know, that's a good point, what do you even do on Tumblr?" He asked.
Nick gave him a startled look and blushed again. "Uhhh, w-we don't talk about that, notwithourPG13audiencearound." He mumbled quickly.
Jon: "What."
Nick: "What."
Tommy mumbled under his breath. "Fweaks."
Tommy shook his head."Uh, moving on, person with the weird username asked Cory why he's got that weirdo camera face." He said.
Cory poked his head through the doorway. "I heard my name?" He asked.
Tommy gave him a salute. "Sup nerd, we got a question for you." He told him.
Cory came over. "Which would be?" He questioned.
Tommy points to the camera that obscured the left side of Cory's face. "They asked where the hell you got that from." He exclaims abruptly.
Cory squinted with his one eye. "Oh. I was in a really bad accident when I was younger, the only way I could have been saved was to replace some parts of my brain with wires and circuits to keep me alive, the actual camera part was a gift provided by the hospital due to the...unsightly state my face was in." He explained uncomfortably.
Tommy blinked. "Oh." He commented with a concerned look on his face.
Cory rolled his eyes. "Well, you asked, now if you excuse me, I'm just gonna go and not cry over how monstrous I look." He stated before running off.
Tommy raised an eyebrow in confusion. "That was weird."He commented. "Moving on, I have a dare and a question for Nick & Jon from nayengal, I'm sure Ember would thank you or something but I don't care." He said looking over to Nick and Jon, who had a horrified look on his face as Nick quietly told him something.
Tommy called to them sharply. "Hey, lovebirds! Get over here, we got more stuff for you to do!" He shouted.
Jon quickly jumped up to get away from Nick, who Nick rolled his eyes. "Heh, what do you need me to do?I'll do anything to get away from him right now!" He said manically.
Nick had annoyed look on his face. "Well, You asked..."He mumbled.
Tommy wrinkled his nose. "Creeps...Anyway, Nick, If you had to punch a tree what tree would you punch?" He questioned.
Nick acquired a thoughtful look on his face and put his hand on his chin. "Uh, this probably wasn't an answer that you would expect but there's a tree that grows out in California called the Giant Sequoia, and it's bark is so soft that it would be easily punchable, so I'd probably go with that so I don't break my hand." He answered.
Tommy's eyes were now closed and head was tilted slightly to the side. Nick rolled his eyes and clapped once in front of Tommy's face. He quickly jolted up. "Sorry, What? I uh, most of dozed off there a bit, heh, you were saying?" He teased with a sly grin.
Nick sighed. "Giant sequoia trees, look them up, I'm not repeating myself." He responded.
Tommy laughed. "I'm joking, I'm joking, uh, moving on, hmm," he looked at the screen with contemplation," Uh, we may need Ember for this one." He said with a grimace.
*One waking of a tired gorl later*
Ember rubbed her eyes tiredly. "Mm, what? What do you want?" She asked.
Tommy rubbed his shoulder awkwardly. "Uh, we need your weird connections and stuff for a dare. We need a goat and an empty room." He answered.
Ember widened her eyes. "Uhm, ok, I'll see what I can do, uh...actually," She acquires a grin on her face," I might have an idea, I just hope no one notices." She says ominously.
*One wrangling of a goat into a car later*
Jon: "Uh, is this the place?" Ember said she had a good place for him to stay and do whatever dare this was, but she didn't know how to drive so she had to direct Jon as to where to go.
Ember nodded her head. "Yea, it is, this is where I used to live. It's so old and run down I doubt anyone's gonna be living here even after a year." She answered.
Jon gave her a worried grin. "Oh. Great." 'I'm gonna die.' He thought to himself.
After Ember hauled the goat, which Jon didn't question where she got it or how she was able to carry it, inside the house she left to go sleep in the car and sealed the door shut by melting the door and the doorframe together. Jon will be fine.
Jon stared at the horned creature before him, which bleated at him in return. This was gonna be an interesting hour of his life. "What am I supposed to do with you?" He asked, more to himself than to the goat, who he was sure couldn't respond. The goat bleated at him again and stepped forward to begin nibbling at the rim of his shirt. Jon quickly tried shoving at its head to get it away. "Hey, hey! You can't eat that, I'm wearing it!" He shouted. His efforts were futile. The goat continues as if he doesn't exist.
This goes on for the next hour.
After the hour mark Jon suddenly hears the sound of something running and then something crashing heavily into the door. After that obviously not working the creature, which Jon soon realizes is Ember, begins blasting fire around the door, I guess in attempt to break apart the fusion? (I heard it from Wings of Fire, don't judge me)
The door soon fell off its hinges from the intense heat. Ember was met with the sight of a very disheveled Jon with the bottom of his shirt torn and a few beads of blood running down his side.
Ember blinked. "Jesus, what happened to you?" She asked with concern.
Jon pointed to the goat. "That thing tried to eat me!" He cried.
Ember raised an eyebrow. "It tried to eat you?" She said incredulously.
An embarrassed look crossed Jon's face. "Well, maybe not originally but I might have upset it a little bit and started biting at me. Those things teeth are sharp." He whispered sharply.
Ember shook her head. "You guys are something else. Look, I got some medical supplies at the house, if you can make it home I'll help you." She offered.
Jon winced. "Yea, it's not that bad, it just kind of hurts, I'll be fine, but shouldn't you be resting?" He replied.
Ember snorted. "I should. But apparently you guys can't be trusted alone. Now come on." She said before walking to the car, actually it was more of a limp but we don't talk about that.
*Timeskip to back to the house*
After Ember patches Jon up she goes back to the living room and lies down on the couch with Nick. "Well that was...hectic...Remind me to never let Tommy run anything ever again." She says tiredly to Nick.
He nodded his head. "I'll keep that in mind." He complies.
Ember turns to direct the "audience". "Well, I think we went through all the dares for today, I heard there were a lot, thanks you guys! This is starting to become a real Ask & Dare book, admittedly a weirdly written one but you get what I mean, I'm uh, still not very good at writing these ending so I'll just say, keep commenting your asks & your dares, I really appreciate it, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I'm not too sure how good I executed these dares so sorry if they weren't exactly what you wanted, my brain works weirdly, but please keep commenting! And don't ask Tommy to run this show anymore."
Nick yawned. "You sure do talk a lot." He said tiredly.
Ember lightly hit his arm with annoyance. "Shut up I know."
(I'm so worried to post this because of those jokes I made about Nick)
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