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Ember: "Guys, it finally happened. For once someone other than LitzBlitz commented on my story!! And not just one person TWO people! How awesome is that?!" She said with excitement, practically bouncing up and down.
Everyone, even a few members of the D-gang, gave her either cheers or applause.
Ember: "Ok, we have like 3 questions so we should probably get started because I have a tendency to ramble." She explained.
Ember: "The first question is from our usual LitzBlitz and they asked...oh, they asked a question for Don, ooh yay! I was waiting for one for him." She grinned.
The dark jester in question suddenly materialized behind her. "I heard my name?" He said.
She jumped and spun around to face him. "How did you do that?!" She cried with shock.
Don shrugged. "I'm an assassin, what'd you expect?" He stated simply.
Ember raised her finger as if to object but then shrugged. "You make a point. Anyway, we have a question for you." She said.
Don raised a brow. "Which would be?" He asked.
Ember squinted at the tablet in front of her. "Uh, LitzBlitz asked, I presume because you're a jester, if you can do any sort of circus tricks like juggling and stuff?" She replied.
Don scoffed. "You know clowns and jesters aren't the same thing right?" He said with annoyance.
Ember rolled her eyes. "Yes, but they basically have the same job, it's just that jesters tend to have a higher...mortality rate than clowns. " she said with a wince.
Don snorted contemptuously. "Yeah yeah, whatever, and to answer your question, no, I can't. Unless fire breathing counts, but I was created with that so I don't think it counts." He said while breathing out a wisp of flame. (Don't...don't question my headcannons, I thought it would be cool.)
Ember shook her head. "If you were a real jester you would be killed off immediately." She grumbled.
Don sighed. "I know. Can I go now?" He asked.
Ember nodded her head. " Yeah, we still got more questions to go through. Can you go get Jon for me?"
Don let out an exaggerated sigh. "Ugh, Fiiiine." He groaned while walking away.
Jon came over a minute later. A minute later exactly.
"Don said you needed me?" He acknowledged as he came up.
She nodded. "Yeah, someone has a question for you." She answered.
Jon nodded his head in acceptance. "Ah, I see, from LitzBlitz again?" He questioned.
Ember gained an excited look across her face. "No, it's from someone new, it's from nayengal, and they asked if you're hair is actually, naturally green?" She responded.
Jon: "Oh, we got someone new?! Congrats! And uh, it actually is," he laughed." My dad was born with this hair color and so was I, and my sister, for that matter." (More weird headcannons, hooray) He explained.
Ember nodded her head. "I see, I was actually born with this hair color as well." She says while gesturing to her shoulder-length black hair with teal streaks.
Jon gave her a surprised look. "Really? I guess that makes sense. Is there anything else?" He asked.
Ember cringed. "Uh, They did say one more thing, it's a dare, and it's for everyone. I don't think you're going to like it." She answered.
A worried look crossed his face. "Oh no, what is it?" Jon asked.
Ember: "Well, they dared everyone to eat something called a 'goat pepper' which is apparently meant to be really hot." She explained.
An uncomfortable look crossed Jon's face. "Oh. Great. I love hot stuff." He said sarcastically.
She gave him an apologetic smile. "Heh, sorry, I'm not the one who asks these dares, you can take it up with them." She says pointing to the would-be audience." Now do me a favor and go gather everyone." She ordered.
Jon wrinkled his nose at her. "What am I? Your servant?" He said with an offense huff.
Ember gave him a flat look. "Yes. Now go." She commanded.
*One hour of bribing people later*
Cory: "Ok, what did you bring us all here for?" He said, annoyed at being woken up.
Ember sighed. "Ok, so, I have a Dare for you all, and you're probably not going to like it. You all have to eat a goat pepper, it's very hot, so it's probably gonna suck. Though I did get Jon to get like, 10 gallons of milk while he was out, so...at least there's that?"She gave a half-hearted shrug and a grimace.
About half of them attempted to walk out.
Ember sighed tiredly and rubbed the bridge of her nose. "If you don't get back here right now I'm going roast you're ears in your sleep."She growled.
Everyone came back pretty quickly after that, except for Don.
"Hah, jokes on you, I'm fireproof!" He said triumphantly.
Ember shrugged nonchalantly. "Eh, I'll come up with something." She said simply.
Don sighed and defeatedly trudged back to the group.
Ember handed one pepper to everyone, and immediately frantically washed her hand/paw things of whatever residue was left.
Ashlie, Dashlie, Dommy, And Dory all immediately bit into their's. Either because they wanted to get it over with or because they just didn't care.
Ashlie, Dommy, and Dory's faces all remained stone cold but Dashlie immediately started shrieking for milk, which Ember was quick to give her.
Cory, Tommy, Duni, Uni, And Don went next. Cory shrugged like he didn't care but swiftly walked over to the milk and started drinking it. Tommy had a calm look on his face which instantly changed to terror as the pain hit him. He also began screaming bloody murder and swiftly ran out of the room, not even taking any milk with him. Uni and Duni both began chugging milk with each other while Don started to frantically repeat 'bad idea' to himself, and also ran out of the room with smoke billowing out of his nose.
Ddawn and Dawn both went together, neither of them had a reaction, being robots after all.
Jon, Nick, And Richard went last. Jon had a few tears streaming down his face and rapidly began chugging milk, Richard followed suit, Nick had a look on his face that suggested the taste was worse than anything and was quietly sipping his milk beside them.
Ember blinked. "Well that was...interesting...and no I'm not doing it too, not after what happened last week...I'm still sore from all those punches..." she said with a wince, rubbing at her abdomen.
Ember rubbed at her chin thoughtfully. "Hm, maybe I'll wait a minute to do the last dare so they can cool off a bit." She decided.
Nick: "What's the last Dare?" He asked.
Ember: "Oh, well uh, @Xtxcgcgc, uh, I think I spelled that right, that name doesn't work well with my dyslexia so I don't know but anyway, they said to react to memes, but since we don't have time to react to more than one I'll just show you guys this one really funny one." She explained while squinting at the screen in front of her.
Nick, still sipping on his milk." Oh, that doesn't sound too bad." He commented. Jon and Richard nodded their heads even though they still had tears in their eyes.
*Timeskip to after everyone's finished being on fire from the inside*
Everyone who had fled the room gave her an angry glare.
Dashlie, who's hair has suddenly gone back to normal." I swear if you ever do something like that again I am going to throw you out of a window." She hissed.
Ember raised her hands in surrender. "Hey, I'm not the one who sends in these dares, I just orchestrate them! You can take your complaints up with them!" She said defensively.
Dashlie huffed. "I'll shove my complaints right up your..." She mutters the final part to herself, Ember figures she didn't want to here it anyway.
Ember: "Ok, anyway, We just have one more dare from get a new username, and it's not even that bad, it's basically just watching a funny video, and we all like those don't we?" She asked like an awkward teacher.
Ember: "Anyway, let's just get on to the video, it's pretty funny in my opinion, though it does have a swear at the end if you don't like those." She said.
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Nick: "I've seen this video before! I love this guy's videos!" He said excitedly.
Jon nodded. "He shows us this guy all the time, where'd you even find him?" He asked.
Nick blushed. "Eh, I browse Tumblr and Reddit a lot." He answered.
Ashlie: "I hope that dude gets a girlfriend, he's got great moves, They certainly worked on me." She said with a grin. Uni nodded, which Duni looked offended by.
Richard: "...So you're telling me...that all I have to do to get some to get someone to date me...is just dab furiously at them?" He said with a grin. Don almost choked beside him.
Ember: "Richard...no..." she shook her head.
Ember: "Well since no one else seems to have any input, guess they were too mesmerized by the birds moves," She said with a wink," I guess I'll just end the chapter here. I'm sorry it took so long to come out but I only write these stories while I'm at school in my free time and I was busy this week so it took a while to come out. Thank you to everyone who's commented so far, especially the two new people we got last week, and I hope you comment more, hopefully something that doesn't get the others so pissed off at me," She winced as some of the others still gave her annoyed glares," But thank you guys so much for reading, I hope you enjoyed, and until next time guys, Seeya!"
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