Do you ever wonder why we're here?

Ember: "Ok, I'm back, hopefully I won't have to take anymore breaks, and no one else tries to kill me again..." She says with a pointed glare at Tommy, Dommy, and Ddawn. They all shrugged unapologetically.

Ember wrinkled her nose and shook her head. "You guys are something else. Let's just get on to the asks and dares." She changed the subject.

Ember looks down at her tablet and gave it a sharp-toothed grin. "Heh. Comeuppance. Although I can't be around for it because I will throw up." She said with a grimace.

She called over for Tommy. Who groaned and trudged over. "What do you want, creamweasel?" He growled.

Ember smirked at him. "nayengal has a dare for you. You have to be covered in cream cheese for an hour." She said with a wicked grin.

Tommy's eyes widened. "What?! That's disgusting! Wait, that isn't some kind of euphemism for something else is it?" He said with a concerned expression.

Ember gave him a flat look. "I don't know. Or care. It's my job to take things literally so we're doing this the correct way." She hissed.

Ember tapped her chin with a claw. "But how in the blazes are we gonna get that much cream cheese?" She asked herself.

Tommy looked around. "Uh, we don't?" He grinned, trying to weasel out of it.

Ember rolled her eyes. "No, we're still doing it,it'll just be harder than I anticipated." She grumbled.

Ember mused for a moment. "Hey, who here makes the most money?!" She called.

Don raised his hand without looking up.

Ember blinked with surprise. "Really? You?" She said disbelievingly.

Don raised a brow. "Uh, I'm an assassin, remember? I get paid very well for my skills~" he said slyly.

Ember tilted her head. "Huh. I guess that would make sense. Then can you get...uh...like, 10 canisters of cream cheese?" She requested.

Don wrinkled his nose. "Ew, gross. What for?" He asked.

Ember: "it's for a dare." She stated simply.

Don rolled his eyes. "Ugh, fine." He growled and stalked off.

Ember: "Ok, while he's doing that, hey Jon!" Jon jumped at the shout," what's your opinion on goats!" She shouted.

Jon grew silent and his eyes became spaced out as he stared at the floor. "Demons...hell spawn...spawn of Cthulhu..."He whispered absently as though he had some sort of PTSD.

Ember blinked slowly. "...Um. Ok. I think we're gonna need to get you some therapy." She stated with concern.

Ember shook her head clear. "Anyway, anyone know where Uni is?" She inquired.

Duni looked up. "He's in his room drawing. For some reason he doesn't let me in there though." He answered huffily.

Ember gave him an unimpressed look. "Hm. I wonder why." She said flatly. "Whatever. Thanks for the help, I guess." She said before running upstairs.

She knocked on Uni's door.

She heard a shout from inside. "If you're Duni go away!"

Ember rolled her eyes and shouted back. "Well I'm not Duni so can I come in?!" She yelled loudly.

Uni was silent for a moment. "Oh. It's just you Ember. Yea, you can come in." He responded calmly.

Ember walked in and saw Uni sitting at a desk drawing something on a tablet, it looked like a comic of some kind.

Uni turned to her. "What'd you need?" He questioned.

Ember had a distant look on her face. "Oh! Right, uh,"she looked at her tablet," Uh, X...that person asked where you got your idea for your pug skin from?" She answered.

Uni looked thoughtful for a moment."Uhhhh, I just thought it'd be cool? I don't know. I just though, hey I like pugs, why not make a skin out of it?...You know, out of context that sounds really bad, but you know what I'm sayin." He explained.

Ember nodded. "Yea, I know what you're saying, so your telling me that there's no super deep lore here that can unlock the key to the universe, you just like pugs?" She asked.

Uni nodded his head. "Yep, now uh, can you maybe leave?"he gestured to his drawing," I'm uh, kinda busy here?" He said in a passive-aggressive tone.

Ember sighed. " Yeah, yeah, I think Don's home anyway." She responded before walking away.

Once she's back downstairs she greets Don at the door.

Don gave her an icy glare. "You better pay me back for this, the cashier gave me the weirdest look when I brought these up," he shoved the bags around his arms towards her," so you own me back for this." He growled.

Ember shook her head. "Ugh, whatever, let's just get this over with. Who wants to cover Tommy in cream cheese?!" She shouts.

Dommy grunts and steps forward. "I." He rumbles.

Ember raised an eyebrow. 'Wow, what an edgelord.' She thought to herself.

Tommy tried to run out.

Ember sighs. She breathes deeply and a spurt of flame blasts from her mouth, just nearly missing him.

Tommy shrieks and stumbles back, falling over.

Ember bared her teeth. "You won't leave." She hissed.

Everyone took a fearful step back from her.

Ember shook herself and took a deep breath. "I have explained the rules before, you must complete each dare, if I have to be punched to the point of passing out twice then you can handle this. Unless you have an allergy, which at that point we can make an exception."She said harshly.

Tommy breathed heavily from the shock and he rapidly shook his head.

After Tommy recovered from the shock of his near death and was able to move again he came back over to Ember.

Tommy, still breathing heavy. "Ok...ok, how're we gonna do this?" He asked.

Ember pointed towards Dommy. "Uh, well he's gonna do it, and I need to leave, because if I don't I'll throw up." She explained.

Tommy gave her an incredulous look. "Wait. You're making me do this but you're not even gonna be here?!" He shouted with outrage.

Ember gave him an annoyed look. "Hey, it never said I had to be included in the dare, just you, and also I don't think anyone here wants to see me throw up." She answered.

Everyone else nodded in agreement.

Tommy sighed with defeat. "Ugh. Fine. Let's just get this over with.

Tommy groaned with disgust as the sticky substance was lathered across his chest. (He decided that should be as far as it goes to maintain his last shred of dignity) "I swear if any of you freaks are into this right now I'm gonna slit your throat in your sleep." He hissed.

Dommy's face remained as stoic as ever. What a legend.

Tommy gagged as some was rubbed around his neck. "Ack, I'm gonna smell like this for weeks! How am I ever supposed to attract the ladies now?!" He cried.

Ashlie raised an eyebrow. "You say that like you ever were in the first place." She said sassily.

Nick and Jon both let out an "ooooh" simultaneously.

Tommy groaned again. "This is the most disgusting thing I've ever experienced." He moaned.

Ember poked her head through the door. "You guys done yet?" She asked.

Dommy grunted and stood back up.

Ember nodded. "Uh, ok, well, I think we've got one other thing to do so everyone come over here, Someone wanted to ask what our favorite fast foods were, which is oddly specific. And I'm going to make it more specific by making it fast food restaurants. Tommy you stay there." She ordered.

Tommy's eyes widened. "What?! You mean I have to stay like this?!" He cried.

Ember nodded her head again. "Yes, you are required to stay like that for an hour. You can wash it off then." She answered.

Tommy's hands twitched as though he were going to move them to his face but he quickly thought better of it. "Ugh, I hate my life." He griped.

Once everyone had gathered around her she asked a question." Is everyone here?" She said.

Everyone nodded their head.

Ember had a questioning look on her face. "Why is everyone always here at the same time, do you guys just not have lives?" She questioned.

Mostly everyone shrugged. Nick spoke up. "Well, it's not like most of these people have jobs that require leaving the house so when we're not busy we just hang out and talk. "He admitted.

Ember shrugged her shoulders. "Eh, fair enough." She complied.

Ember shook herself, getting back on schedule. "Anyway, uh...I'm gonna call them X, they asked what your favorite foods are." She told them.

Don wrinkled his nose. "How specific." He said.

Ember stretched her hands in a 'see? See?!' Gesture. "That's what I said!" She cried with annoyance.

She regained her composure. "And since you volunteered you can go first." She said smugly.

Don gave her a shocked look. "Hey, I didn't sign up for this!" He shouted.

Ember grinned. "Too bad."She said slyly.

Don groaned. "Ugh, I don't even have a favorite fast food..."he grumbled.

"That's a lie, he likes McDonald's!" Jon shouted.

Don whirled to face him. "Shut up, they don't need to know that!" He hissed.

Uni gave a disappointed shake of his head. "You disgust me." He said.

Don turned to face him as well. "Oh be quiet, like you don't eat KFC all the time!" He growled.

Uni threw up his hands. "Well it's healthier than McDonald's!" He shouted back.

Don snorted contemptuously. "Hardly." He mumbled.

Ember blinked. "Huh, didn't realize fast food was such a controversial topic?" She mused to herself.

Wanting to change the subject, Ember turned to Ashlie. "Ash, how about you?" She asked.

Ashlie jumped as though she wasn't expecting the question. "Oh, what, me? Uhh, I like uh, I don't know, Five Guys? I don't really eat much fast food I don't know." She answered.

Ember nodded. "Alright, Jon?" She said, turning the conversation to him.

Jon thought for a moment. "Uh, I don't think I have one, I mostly just cook my own food, soo...I guess I don't have one." He shrugged.

Cory and Dory answered together. They both said they liked anything given to them.

Duni gave a grumpy huff and said he didn't eat fast food because it "would ruin his figure".

Dommy didn't answer, no surprise there, Ember wasn't even sure if he ate, let alone fast food.

Dashlie grinned and said she liked anything serving pizza.

Richard said he liked McDonalds because he's trash, like Don.

Nick said he was willing to eat anywhere, especially if it had pizza.

Dawn and Ddawn said they didn't like fast food because it wasn't compatible with their software, how unfortunate.

Ember turned to the camera. "And my favorite fast food is Dominos, it is literally the only thing I ever eat." She finished. "This is also all the time we have for today so thank you so much for reading, and for being so patient with me because I know I took a while writing this. But these were some hard questions to write, I wasn't really sure where to go with them but thank you anyway for reading, and hopefully I'll be able to figure something out quicker for there next chapter, but until next time guys, Seeya!"

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"I'm still covered in this cream cheese shit! Someone get this stuff off me!"

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