M. Lapis: Gabbycupkake want me to sing hello in my worst voice.

Pervidot: so sing it in your normal voice.

B. pearl:*DRUNKENLY* DON'T SAY THAT TO DAH BAEE YOU DUNKED BIOCH!!

M. lapis: *covers Connie's ears* PEARL DONT USE THAT LANGUAGE WHEN CONNIE IS AROUND! AND STOP DRINKING BEER!

B. Pearl: IT'S TEQUILA!

Connie: I'm gonna go...*leaves*

M. Lapis: ALRIGHT *in a screeching horrible voice* HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIDE. I MIGHT HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIMES. TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY, FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE. HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIDE.

Pervidot: STTOOOOOOP IIIIIT!!!

M. Lapis: okay. Connie! Steven! Come here!

Connie:*walks in with Steven* yeah guys?

M. Lapis: *grabs duct taped and begins wrapping Steven*
===================sometime.later==================

M. Lapis: done.

Steven: what is this for again?

M. Lapis: a dare. Now, p and p got to go to homeworld.

B. Pearl and pervidot: uuuuhg. I hate this suit.

M. Lapis: now.

B. Pearl and pervidot: *go to warp pad and warp to hw.*

Pervidot: WHO IS THE RULER OF GIRAFFES NOW??!?!!?!!
BEOCH.

passerbies: what the? How crude! Uncalled for!

Pervidot: WE ARE SECSY GIRAFFE RULERS!

B. Pearl: *grabs pervidot's hand* bye *warps home*
That was weird.

Connie: bye! Send more dares and asks!

Steven: who are you talking to Connie?

Connie: the readers, duh! Hehe.

All minus Connie and Steven: yeah.