Robotic Kisses


Undyne: *finds a dare paper under the table* *reads it*

Paper: "ballora_is_the_best dares: "I dare undyne to KISS Mettaton."

Undyne: ...No.

Alphys: *jumping over her shoulder trying to read the dare* W-what does it say?

Undyne: *jumps not knowing she was there* Wha--?! ... Oh, it wants me to kiss legsMclovin'it.

Alphys: O-oh... *remembers the game* You sh-should do it.

Undyne: What?! Heck no!

Alphys: B-but... look, you aren't even in third p-place! Don't you want to w-win?

Undyne: ...Maybe.

Alphys: I-it's just a g-game, I won't m-mind... and it doesn't s-say WHERE you h-have to kiss h-him.

Undyne: ... Alphys, sometimes you are just too smart! NGAH! I will go, and kiss that toaster's elbow!

Alphys: *blinks* Elbow?

Undyne: ...It was the first thing I thought of....*blinks* .... ANYWAYS, NGAH! *goes running off*

Alphys: (Her war-cry is so hot...)


-A little while later-

Mettaton: *talking with Blooky on the phone*

Undyne: *charges into the room, Spear of Justice blasting* *grabs Mettaton's arm*

Mettaton: ??!! OH MY?! What are you--

Undyne: *smooches his elbow* NGAAAAAAH! *grips his arm tighter, flipping him over her head* CHALLENGE COMPLETED, NERDS! *runs off*

Mettaton: *left dazed with a concerned Blooky on the other end of the phone call*




POINTS!!!

Chara: 7

Sans: 5

Frisk and Undyne:4

Mettaton: 3

Papyrus, Grillby, Flowey, Asgore, Alphys: 2

Everyone Else: 1

Blooky: 0

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