((Hey, I just wanted to say, that even if you don't read this chapter because you understand what's going on, at least go to the bottom of the page and vote on the poll below. Thanks!))

Turtle: The GIF above has nothing to do with the chapter, other than the fact that I feel like it sums up how Sans is feeling in his certain hostage situation right now.

Sans: ... okay, yeah, pretty mu--

Turtle: Shut it, shortie.

Sans: ...

Turtle: Anyways, I've been getting comments lately about readers not understanding what is going on-

Brock: THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU SUUUUUCCCCC.

Turtle: ... Thank you for the input, you two-dimensional piece of cardboard.

Brock: Lol, no prob. *disappears*

Turtle: ... Let's ignore that that happened....

Turtle: So, I'm going to use this chapter to quickly run down what's going on, starting from the night Sans was snatched.

Turtle: Okay, LET'S DO THIS RECAP!

Chara: Once upon a midnight dreary--

Turtle: *shoves them out of the way* I can recap my own story... you know... without interruption from my own cast-

Brock: No you can't... 'CAUSE YOU SUUUUUU--

Chara: *holds up knife to him*

Brock: .-.

Turtle: Thanks, Edge-Lord-Child.

Chara: Call me that again, partner, and I'm making turtle soup.

Turtle: ... Chesus Jrist...

Gerson: *pops in out of nowhere* WHO SAID MURTLE TOUP--??!!

Turtle: ... *awkwardly pushes them all off to the side*

Turtle: Okay, for real this time, let me blurb to you all what the hell is going on.

Turtle: Okay, let's start from the get go at the mall. So, basically, Chara was being a jealous lil' bean and was mad at Sans for things he couldn't control. Then, our lord and savior, Grillby, steps in, and tells them this-

Grillby: There is a reason behind everything. You just have to take the time to understand.

Turtle: The reason I mention this is because it's this lesson I've been revolving my story around this whole shell-flip-flopping time. From Chara's jealousy, to the reason behind Grillby's quiet nature, to why the A.M.A is doing what they're doing. I want the moral of this goofy book to be exactly what Grillby said.

Turtle: Sure, there are a lot of other little things I throw in like-

Frisk: Sure, people make mistakes in the past, but they were doing what they thought was right. So, at least try to forgive.

Papyrus: Don't be scared to show how you feel.

Sans: love can do really weird things to you.

Turtle: But, my main focus is on that one point Grillby made.

Turtle: Moving on from that little theme talk, what happens after that is Sans and Chara make up to each other, and all is all fine and dandy until this asshole-

Mr. H: That would be me.

Turtle: -comes in and snatches Sans away. He takes him to the A.M.A because "it was his job to do so" and the A.M.A need magic from the monsters they are capturing. (Reasons behind this still haven't fully been revealed.)

Turtle: So now, everyone finds out about Sans disappearing, and after a few chapters, they all seem to come to peace with the idea. However, Candle-Man has an idea to help them find Sans, involving the true labs, but none of that sh*t has gone down yet, so I'm going to stop talking now since I don't want to spoil some really cool sh*t that happens. #Candle_Man_to_the_Rescue

Turtle: Okay, now going back to the A.M.A story line. So, we've got our two major characters Aniam (Mr. H) and Cherry (President Johnson).

Turtle: So Mr. H isn't anyone other that your average Moe.

Mr. H: Ouch.

Turtle: Shut it... tall...ie?

Mr. H: ...

Turtle: ... ANYWAYS. And Cherry is... well... she's the president of the U-S-Of-'Merica. Like... a complete mystic b*tch. Basically... no one can f*ck with her... kinda. (Yes, I am aware that in a democracy no one has complete power. But... trust me... I've ironed out that little issue. ;) You'll all see what I mean soon enough.)

Turtle: There is also our two minor A.M.A characters. Brock and Alice.

Turtle: Brock is pretty much just a two dimensional buttface, whose only job is to move the plot.

Turtle: Alice, on the other hand... oh boy... she's going to be important... even though she's dead. (*Nudge nudge* I suggest if you want something to happen, you keep on annoying the living sh*t out of Mr. H by bringing her up.)

Turtle: Now that we got our characters out of the way, it's time for me to recap what happened.

Turtle: So, Mr. H does his job, captures Sans, and everything is all fine and dandy until Cherry blackmails him. Basically, they made a previous deal that Mr. H would capture and only capture, but now Cherry wants him to be in charge of the extraction. When Mr. H says no, she threatens to not give him his money if he doesn't take it.

Turtle: So, then Mr. H brings up Alice, since she was head of the extract unit the last time he checked, and Cherry says "they exterminated her."

Turtle: Mr. H is then forced to agree to move to the extract unit.

Turtle: Then later, you readers witness Sans hear a scream then a gunshot, which marks the time of Alice's death.

Turtle: After a few days, there are more useless Mr. H and Cherry shenanigans which are just there for clarification. However, within these shenanigans, it is revealed that Mr. H isn't the professional shell he acts like he is when he shows very obvious emotional discomfort when the name "Alice" is brought up.

Turtle: Mr. H then goes on his routes for the extract unit, just to walk in on Brock beating Sans for not eating his food... goddammit Sans.

Sans: hey-!

Turtle: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!... As I was saying... So, Mr. H quickly puts an end to Brock punching Sans around like a practice dummy, and has a little passive-aggressive chat with both Brock and our lil' smol skel.

Turtle: Sans' face is all fucked up, but no one seemed to care about that, so moving on--

Sans: okay, but, seriously, there's now this open gap between my eyes, and it's really weir--

Turtle: Clearly no one cares about how you feel, shut up and eat.

Sans: ...i'm not eat--

Turtle: *shoves him to the side* Anywho, so, Sans then goes and snitches on the scream he heard to Mr. H. To sum in up, Mr. H goes into the room the scream came from, to find blood all over the place, and Alice's eyes in a glass jar thing. ('Cause that's not f*cking weird.) ... Oh, he also finds her necktie... then he runs to the bathroom like the pansy he is.

Mr. H: ... I just saw brain matter and blood all over a room, along with the horrid smell coming from it...

Turtle: Yeah yeah, man up.

Mr. H: ... *decides it's best not to argue*

Turtle: Okay... I really hope that was a nice quick recap. If you're still confused, please give me a very specific part you're confused on so I can explain it to you personally and thoroughly.

Turtle: That all being said, TURTLLLLEEEE--

Turtle's-Way-Too-Creative-Mind: WAIT!

Turtle: wut--

Turtle's-Way-Too-Creative-Mind: I wanted to ask you all, if you would like me to make another REACT book... but with them when they were kids... erm... well.. when at least most of them were kids... and when Gaster was still alive and not a creepy gloopster. Also, I thought a lot of you guys might want to know what the f*ck kind of f*cked up bullsh*t happened to our poor flame man who seems to be deeply affected by what happened in his childhood.

Turtle's-Way-Too-Creative-Mind: Vote below, and which ever side wins determines if I put even more shiz on my plate.

YES

or

NO

Turtle: ... *clears throat* TURTLE, OUT!