( Turtle side note: I highly recommend you read both this chapter, and the next few until the end if you want to know the story behind this book.)

Frisk: *finds a paper in their Portal game case* *reads it*

Paper: " Stacykat123 dared: I dare underfell frisk to use a love spell on classic Sans! "

Frisk: ...Erm?

*****

-Meanwhile in Underfell-

UF Frisk and Flowey: *dead*

UF Papyrus: SANS, WHAT THE F*CK?!

UF Sans: what?!

UF Papyrus: WHY DID YOU KILL THEM, YOU F*CKING IDIOT!?

UF Sans: *glares* boss, ya said you wanted 'em dead.

UF Papyrus: ... I WANTED TO KILL THEM. *hits him upside the head*

UF Sans: geez, boss! sorry.

UF Papyrus: YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN! *storms off*

UF Sans: ... *shakes his head*

*****

Frisk: ... I'll just do the dare for them. *looks to the side, evilly giggling* Maybe I can make my ship come to life.

-After a short walk-

Frisk: *peeks their head into the kitchen*

*Sans and Toriel appear to be talking about something

Frisk: *evil smile* I'm going to make a certain skeleton fall head over heels for Mom. *reads the bottle to see how to use it*

Bottle: " 99% effective! Dump it over the head of someone, and the first person they see, they will fall in love with! Warning: Side effects may include- dizziness, nausea, sneezing, vomiting, a sudden urge to do the hokey pokey, itchiness, coughing, fevers, short term memory loss, and issues with coordination. "

Frisk: *shrugs* *quickly reaches around the corner, dumping it on Sans' head and running*

Sans: ? ... what just--!? *suddenly sneezes* ...

Toriel: *hears a sneeze* ??? *turns to face him* Sans, was that you?

Sans: *is immune to the potion* *it appears he fell into that 1% group*  ye-- *sneezes again*

Toriel: *blinks* ... *bursts into a giggling fit*

Sans: tori, wh-- *sneezes* ... *glares into nothingness, annoyed by the sneezing*

Toriel: *still laughing* My friend, you sound like a kitten.

Sans: ... no i don-- *sneezes* ... *looks at his nose, cross-eyed* seriously?

Toriel: *trying and failing to stop herself from laughing* I'm sorry, but you truly do. You sneeze like a baby panda.

Sans: *just looks at her with an annoyed glare* ... *suddenly sneezes again* i'm gonna go take an allergy pill. *hops out of his seat*

Toriel: You go do that. *stifling her laughter*

Sans: *walks around the corner* *bumps right into Frisk*

Frisk: DO YOU LOVE MOM NOW!? DO YOU WANT TO SMOOCH HER!?

Sans: *blinks confused* uh-- no? *sneezes* ...

Frisk: ... (Aw man, it didn't work...) Oh... Okay... *starts walking away* *stops* ... Dom. *sticks their tongue out at him*

Sans: *face tints slightly, not expecting it* ... aw, dammit- *sneezes* -kid. i really needa get that pill. *walks off*

Frisk: *giggles, running off the other direction*

TheKeyToInfinity: One day I'll get you, Sans. You will sing.

Sans: nope.

snowkitten14: I have stubborn people in my life, but I doubt any of them can beat Sans.

Sans: tori comes in pretty close too. and hey, i say bein' stubborn's a good thing. *winks*

Papyrus: IT IS ALSO EXCEEDINGLY ANNOYING!

Sans: yeah, that too.

-BunnyFlakes- asked: Just wondering... where did the Dom thing come from.

Alphys and Grillby: *also get this ask*

Alphys: U-um... I th-think some high school crush c-called him it? B-but... I don't remember wh-who...

---

Grillby: *narrows his eyes in thought* I... can't remember for the life of me who it was... but I believe it was someone Sans looked up to who called him it? *seems utterly confused by himself, blinking at a wall* (Why can't I remember their name?)

---

Sans: ... someone... i valued started it, heh.

Gaster: *eavesdrops on Alphys and Grillby's answers* Odd, seems that the truth got sl♓︎ghtly shifted after the incident. But, ♓︎t appears the l♋︎ter is more c□︎rrect. Hm... this is interest♓︎ng.

Gaster: But, it app♏︎ars I have some expl♋︎ining to do-

Sans: so basically-

Gaster: As far as I ♋︎m aware, I st♋︎rted calling him it f♓︎rst-

Sans: it's weird, but, the name stuck after the first time-

Gaster: It was a b♓︎t odd, but after ♋︎while he seemed to get a little flust♏︎red over it. But, I knew-

Sans: it was just 'cause i idolized 'im so much, that once i started associating the name with him, it almost made me feel-

Gaster: Sp♏︎cial.-

Sans: and that just wasn't somethin' i had really felt before. just... try to look at it like this-

Gaster: Th♓︎nk of the p♏︎rson th♋︎t you look up t□︎ the most-

Sans: someone you wanna be like-

Gaster: And im♋︎gine them tak♓︎ng the tim♏︎ to call you by a nickn♋︎me they made up-

Sans: and it was one that made you feel more on their level.-

Gaster: I beli♏︎ve you m□︎st likely underst♋︎nd now.

Sans: i hope that made sense.

BKdreamsans dared: I dare all of y'all to watch the worst movie you have ever seen 5 times on repeat.

Frisk and Blooky: Oh no.

Mettaton: *is so disgusted, he can't even say "Oh yes~"*

Sans: you gotta bee kiddin' me. *winks* *distant "bu dum tsh"*

Toriel: *snorts*

Asgore: *shakes his head*

Chara: COMEDIAN-

Flowey: TRASHBAG-

Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY?!

Alphys: *faints*

Undyne: Will you all stop being a bunch of wimps. It's just The Bee Movie.

Alphys: *unfaints* It's also the n-night before your b-birthday...

Undyne: ... *ears flatten* *is wondering why this world is so cruel*

Chara: Well, I at least have my chocolate to distract me.

LukeMaster175: Also, I dare Chara to not eat chocolate for a day.

Chara: ... *glares at the dare* Well, f*ck me gently with a chainsaw-

Toriel: MY CHILD!

Sans and Alphys: Heathers?

Undyne: *looks at both of them, smiling but trying to hide it* Nerds.

Frisk: *reluctantly starting the movie before things get too chaotic*

-After the first two runs of The Bee Movie-

Toriel and Asgore: *get a call from the P.M.D (Pro Monster Department)*

Toriel: Ah, I am afraid to say this, but it appears that Asgore and I must leave this dare.

Asgore: Oh ho ho, yes, indeed. This meeting is just a bit more important young ones.

Toriel: Goodbye!

Everyone: *says "bye" in unison*

Toriel and Asgore: *about to leave*

Mettaton: Wait, darlings~!

Toriel and Asgore: Hm?

Mettaton: Maybe you can record more tapes while you're at it~ *smirks*

Everyone else: *suddenly looks like they're having World War Two flashbacks*

Toriel and Asgore: ... *run out the door*

Everyone: *dead silent*

Sans: ... welp, it looks like they made a bee-line for the door.

Papyrus: BROTHER, WHY IS YOUR TIMING ALWAYS SO POOR!?

Everyone else: *groan in unison*

-After the last run of the movie-

*Everyone but Chara and Sans seem to have lost the majority of their sanity

Chara: *wasn't even listening to the movie, which is probably why they're still sane*

Sans: *is just kinda natural immune to weird sh*t* i think i can recite the script-

Undyne: *voice creepily monotone* Sans, if you dare start saying it, I am going to break every bone in your body.

Sans: *blinks* according to all known laws of aviation---

Undyne: *snaps her neck towards him* *cracks her knuckles* Try me, nerd.

Sans: ... there is no way a bee should be able to fly. it's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground-

Undyne: That's it-- *tries to tackle him*

Sans: *dodges, jumping off the couch* the bee, of course, flies anyway-

Undyne: You little-!

Sans: because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. *gives her a cheesy smile before heel turning and zipping around the corner*

Undyne: GET BACK HERE! *chases after him* *distant "NGAH" is heard*

Chara: *shrugs* How long has it been?

Frisk: *staring into nothingness* 8... hours...

Chara: *suddenly remembers something important* Oh sh*t-!

Frisk: *snaps out of their daze* Huh?

Chara: Undyne's present! I needed to stop by the mall to get something to finish it... but now Mrs. Mom and Mr. Dad are gone... and it's like, 11 o'clock at night.

*They actually seem... disappointed

Frisk: *walking around, trying to snap the others out of their half-dead dazes* Just ask Sans to take you. He won't care.

Chara: *gives Frisk a look* Why not Alphys?

Frisk: It's the eve of Undyne's birthday... you know how couples are... they might have other plans in mind. *wiggles their eyebrows*

Chara: *rolls their eyes* Why not Papyrus or Napstablook?

Frisk: Papyrus will get you an automatic ticket with Sans anyways. And Blooky will get you a ticket with Mettaton. I really think you'd rather stick it out with Sans. I love Ton-Ton, but no one else but Blooky, Alphys, and Papy seem to like him at all.

Chara: *weighs their choices* *sighs aggravated* Fine, I'll get the comedian.

Frisk: That's the spirit! *laughs* Maybe you can finish your dare while you're grabbing the thing you need with him. *shaking Mettaton violently, trying to get him out of the daze*

Chara: Ha. Don't count on it, partner. *stretches up to a standing position*

Frisk: *shakes their head*

Chara: *leaves to go find Sans, who is most likely in a choke hold with Undyne by now*

Frisk: *mumbles* Or maybe those two can finally become friends...

-To be continued-

POINTS!!!

Blooky: 18

Undyne: 17

Chara: 17 (Additional point impending until they hug Sans)

Frisk: 16

Sans: 15

Papyrus: 12

Alphys: 10

Mettaton: 9

Flowey: 8

Asgore: 7

Grillby: 4

Toriel : 3

Fuku: 2

Everyone Else: 1

???: *watching water droplets fall from a leaf, landing in a puddle* *glances at his watch, smiling* The clock strikes at midnight~.