-The following night-

Undyne and Alphys: *watching anime in bed together* *a piece of paper slowly falls from the ceiling*

Undyne: *picks it up and reads it with Alphys looking over her shoulder*

Paper: "LizzyMinta4eva dares: I dare Undyne and Alphys to read a lemon of each other. I also dare Sans to read a Sansby fanfiction."

Undyne and Alphys: *both blush* ...

*Three large packets of paper suddenly drop from the ceiling and land directly on Alphys' head

Alphys: !!!???*squeaks in surprise*

Undyne: ... *sees that Alphys is okay and bursts out into laughter, falling right off the bed*

-A little later that night-

Alphys: *already began reading the Undyne lemon alone while Undyne ran downstairs to get Sans*

Undyne: *launches herself off the top of the stairs, running into the living room* HEY, NER--

Sans: sh!

Undyne: *furrows her brows, walking in to see why he's shushing her*

Chara and Frisk: *on the recliner* *both fell fast asleep in Toriel's arms*

Toriel: *also dead asleep*

Sans: *on the sofa* *whispers* what do ya want?

Undyne: *tip-toes past the sleeping family* ... *suddenly, aggressively baps Sans on the top of the head with the fanfic* *whisper shouts* You were dared to read this! *drops it in his lap*

Sans: *rubs his head* welp, that was one way to-

Undyne: Sans, I swear to God-

Sans: -hit the books.

Undyne: *suddenly yells* SANS, I WILL HURT--

Sans: *reaches up quickly and pinches her lips together* sh!

Undyne: *glares at him* *hits his hand away* *laughs a little, gesturing to the packet* Go do your homework, nerd. *runs off to read her Alphys lemon*

Sans: *rolls his eye-lights* *reads the packet, seeing it's a Sansby fanfic* ... i swear, you kids don' know when to give up. *laughs* *flips the packet open, reading it*

-About 15 minutes later-

Undyne/Alphys: *both come out of the rooms they were reading in, blushing madly*

Alphys: I-I think I need a c-cold sh-shower. *dashes off to the bathroom*

Undyne: HEY, NO FAIR, I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!

Alphys: T-too bad! *runs into the bathroom, locking the door*

Undyne: ... *glares at the door* ... But babe-

Alphys: N-no! Wait your t-turn!

Undyne: *crosses her arms* Fine. *walks away from the door, deciding to go check on Sans*

-A small walk later-

Sans: *still reading* *sees Undyne approaching* *looks towards her, raising a brow* how did ya finish so fast?

Undyne: I had a lemon, you have a fanfic, yours is going to be longer by default, dork. Haven't you read them before?

Sans: oh yeah, 'cause i TOTALLY lay 'round and read kaneki x hide all day. *winks at her*

Undyne: ...HEY! *baps his head* *whisper yells to not wake up anyone* That's my thing, nerd!

Sans: it's a shame that hide--

Undyne: *covers her ears* Not another word, Sans!

Sans: *shrugs* welp, guess i'll let ya live in a world where hide didn't--

Undyne: *glares at him* Don't make me hurt you!

Sans: what? you don't wanna touka 'bout it? *winks*

Undyne: ... I am so done with  you, nerd. *starts walking away*

Sans: welp, you ken run but you can't hide. *snickers*

Undyne: *chucks a random pillow at him* Shut up and read your yaoi!

Sans: *gets smacked right in the face with the pillow*  aw, come'on, undyne. amon a roll.

Undyne: *walks out of the room, ignoring him, mumbling* Dork...

Sans: *shrugs, going back to his fanfic*

-45 minutes later-

Sans: *closes it* geez, that was longer than i thought i'd be...

Sans: ...also, for the long run, i hope ya all know i am not gonna screw or go out with my best friend, unlike what this 'fic seems to think. *flicks his wrist, making the paper-packet pop and straighten in response*

Sans: that bein' said... *flips the packet into the trashcan with blue magic* i think i better get paps his bedtime story. he gets cranky without it. *winks, walking over to the three sleeping people in the chair, putting a blanket over all of them*

Sans: *instinctively ruffles up Frisk's hair* heh, g'night, kiddo. *looks over at Chara* ... *sighs, deciding to just walk away*

POINTS!!!

Chara: 10

Sans: 8

Frisk and Undyne: 7

Blooky and Papyrus: 6

Alphys, Flowey and Mettaton: 4

Grillby and Asgore: 3

Toriel : 2

Everyone Else: 1