(Turtle side note- Yes, out of all people, I just used Grillby and Fuku as comic relief... Don't question me. Also, there is a lot of confusing jumping around and mood shifts 'cause I can't write :D... you've been warned.)

*Written in blue ink, are five words.

Tick Tock,

~With love, Mr. H

Sans: ...

Chara: ... What the h*ll is going on...?

Sans: ...

Chara: Comedian.

Sans: ...

Chara: *grabs his shoulders* Do. you. know. what's. going. on?

Sans: ... *looks right through them* we've gotta go.

Chara: What-?

Sans: we're takin' a short cut. *holds out his hand* now.

Chara: *stares at him* Are you insane!?

Sans: ...

Chara: We are NOT doing that.

Sans: kid, we've gotta-

Chara: *whisper shouting* Do you want to end up like Madjick? They levitated ONCE to help get some kid's kite out of a tree, then the next morning the government was at their house and took them away. Now, we can only imagine that they are getting hellish experiments done on them so those sickos can figure out how they levitated without wings. And you think you can get away with teleporting without that same thing happening to you?!

Sans: i did it once before-

Chara: Yeah, in the house. I don't think Obama-

Sans: johnson.

Chara: ... Whatever! Obama was the president of this sh*thole when I died, not whoever this Cherry Johnson is. Anyways, I don't think Johnson has eyes in houses, but she does have eyes out here, and you know as well as I do that you will be shipped off the next morning if you shortcut.

Sans: ... *drops his hand* fine.

Chara: *puffs out a breath of relief* Now, what is going on. Who is coming at midnight?

*Sans sums it up quickly, explaining everything to the best of his abilities in under a minute.

Chara: ... *trying to process the jumble they just heard* ... Isn't this just great. *sarcastic* So, that guy that Frisk warned us about from their dream-

Sans: is real and i don't know what's gonna happen, but we need to get home-

Chara: in 15 minutes, when the walk is usually 30.

Sans: yup.

Chara: ... We should take the other route home, it's a little more confusing, but it's only 20 minutes.

Sans: good idea, that might also throw him off if he thinks he knows where we're goin'.

iSitInCorners: *c o u g h s*

Chara and Sans: ...?

snowkitten14: geT HOME NOW. BOTH OF YOU—

Dramione427: GOHOMEGOHOMEGOHOME NOW. QUICKLY. GOGOGOGOGO 15 MINUTES GOOOOOO--

Pheonix_InsideSH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*T SH*********T!!!! NUUUUU! GO HOME! NOW!

Chara: *holds their arms out for emphasis* We. KNOW! *looks to their side* *sees Sans has already started walking*

TheKeyToInfinity: Can I gift Chara something? Namely the Ballet Shoes and Old Tutu? For protection, my child.

Chara: *holds out their locket* This is better than some Tutu. And I have my way of attacks that are better than Ballet Shoes.

Sans: *calls out, already pretty far ahead of them* are ya comin'?! *he seems a bit anxious, but he has a reason*

Chara: Yeah, hold up, comedian! *is about to run after him when they hear another voice*

Dark_EeveeXx: *Speaking to Chara* I've been warning as many as I can, but none of my messages went through! You're probably the most able in a fight, after Undyne, so watch out for Sans! Someone's trying to hurt him! I don't know his name, but he's black haired with blue eyes. He hates all monsters, and is trying to eliminate them, and I think he's starting with Sans, but just in case he's leading us on a goose chase, watch out for the others too, please! I know this isn't really your forte, caring for people, but I beg you! If this message pulls through, please inform the others!

Chara: ... *looks where Sans went* ... I'll do it. Maybe we won't ever be very close, but he doesn't deserve to die. And I will once we get home. ... *sighs*

Chara: *runs after him, catching up*

*****

Camera: *was in a nearby tree* *caught that whole scene*

Mr.H: *watching the footage, live* Looks like I've got to move my car, those two are far sharper than I expected. *hops in his car, driving away*

-Looks like we're going to Grillby's... house-

Fuku: *sitting at the kitchen table, figuring out the new camera with Grillby* Ou, what does this button do? *touches the big red button that clearly says "DO NOT TOUCH"*

Photography Camera: *le explodes*

Fuku and Grillby: ... *blink* *blonk* ...

Fuku: *bursts into a fit of laughter, falling off the chair*

Grillby: *covers his face, muffled laughs are heard from behind his hands*

snowkitten14: What have you done fire child

IcicleCrystals: FUKU, WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!?

Fuku: *between laughter* If I had a nickle every time someone asked me that- *snorts, laughing harder* I'd have the royal treasury!

Grillby: *too sleep deprived to function correctly and just face tables, laughing to the point of crying*

Fuku: FATHER, DAD, GIVER OF MY LIFE, haaaaaaalp meeeeee- *reaches up weakly from the ground, still trying to get a hold of herself*

Grillby: *shakes his head "no", also still trying to get a hold of himself*

Fuku: But Daaaaaaad, I neeeeeed medical assistancccccce- *still laughing*

Grillby: *stops laughing* *abruptly chucks a band-aid at her*

Fuku: *suddenly stops laughing, staring cross-eyed at the baid-aid that landed between her eyes*... Thanks, Dad.

-Back at the other household-

Alphys: *seems extremely nervous, looking up at the clock, seeing only 5 minutes left until midnight*

Undyne: Alphie? Are you okay?

Alphys: !! O-oh, yes! Ne-never better. *smiles up at her*

Undyne: *raises a brow, shrugging it off* Whatever you say, babe. *goes back to watching anime*

Alphys: *lets out a silent breath* (You've got this, me... I can do this.) *fiddles with something under her sleeve*

-Downstairs-

Frisk: *throwing out a gum wrapper* *suddenly hears Papyrus yelp from the living room* !!!! *goes running in, just for one of those spiders to crawl right under their legs, slipping out under the door*

Frisk: *stares blankly at where it disappeared off into outside*

Papyrus: *standing on the couch* HUMAN, WHAT WAS THAT? *looks at Frisk, extremely confused*

Frisk: I-I... don't know. They just keep leaving the house-

Papyrus: NYEH? THERE WERE MORE THAN ONE?! *slowly gets off the couch*

Frisk: Only two as far as I'm aware. *looks scared out of their mind*

Papyrus: WHAT DO WE DO?

Frisk: *runs a hand through their hair anxiously* I don't know! I think they might be Muffet's spiders?

_Swiftblade_: Frisk. That is NOT one of Muffet's spiders. If you ever see one of those again, destroy it.

Frisk: Wh-what? *looks like they're about to flip out, already paranoid about the fact the things somehow got into the house, what they just heard not helping calm them down*

Papyrus: *looks like he's scared but trying to hide it for Frisk's sake* IT'S ... IT'S PROBABLY ALRIGHT, HUMAN!  ... RIGHT?

*****

Mr. H: *pulls up where he needs to* *sees another camera come running up to him*

Camera: *crawls up to him, repeating the last piece of audio it heard while crawling away* "It's probably alright, human! ... Right?"

Mr. H: *smirks* Wrong. *looks at his watch, smiling*

Mr. H: Three...

Mr. H: Two...

*****

Chara: We're almost home, and nothing has happened, comedian.

Sans: that's not exactly good, kid.

Chara: Why not?

Sans: that means he could be at the house. *looking straight ahead* and i really don't want that.

Chara: You'd rather have him come after you than go after them?

Sans: yeah...

Chara: *makes a strange face at him* But don't you think they would have a better chance of fighting him off if something bad happened?

Sans: maybe... maybe they would, but they might also get hurt.

Chara: So, you'd rather have yourself be in a situation where you have a high chance of getting hurt, then them be in a situation where they have a really low chance of getting hurt? Doesn't that mentality seem off to you?

Sans: ... *puffs out a breath* love can do really weird things to you, kid.

Chara: *blinks at him* ... *remembers what they did to try to give Asriel freedom so long ago* ... *looks away, realizing he's right*

Sans: we're only five minutes away from home, if he's there, then-

Sans and Chara: *turn a corner, freezing in their tracks* *they see a man leaning against his car in front of them, his bright blue eyes being one of the only distinguishable features in the night*

Mr. H: ...One.

*A distant tower bell kongs 12 times.

Mr. H: *turns to them* Look who showed up just on time~. *chuckles* *stares straight at Sans* Nice to see you again, especially without your tag-along fire friend.

Sans: ...

Chara: *glares at the man, instantly realizing who he is* Get away, you sick freak.

Mr. H: Oh, pardon me, it appears you already forgot my name, even after that little note I sent. *takes a step forward*

Chara: I said go away. *takes a step back, pulling Sans with them*

Mr. H: Now now, no point in trying to get away, it's too late for that. *smirks, still staring down Sans* I'm Mr. H-

*Strange, small, metallic disks with diamond shaped wings come floating out from behind him.

Sans: *immediately tries to teleport them out, not caring about what might happen to him, just wanting to get Chara out of there, only for his magic to fail* (what?) *stares at his own hand, before glancing back up at the man*

Mr. H: -And it will be a pleasure doing business with you~ <3

-End of chapter-

POINTS!!!

Chara and Blooky: 18

Undyne and Sans: 17

Frisk: 16

Papyrus: 14

Mettaton and Alphys: 10

Flowey: 8

Asgore: 7

Grillby: 4

Toriel : 3

Fuku: 2

Everyone Else: 1