Sound: *Runs into living room* WOOHOO!!! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! (●'ω｀●)

Nightmare Fredbear: *Whispers to Sil* (Is she high?)

Sil: (Maybe, I think so)

Spring: *Joins in* (Last night, she ate 9 packs of gummy candy, 5 bottles of 7Up, and 21 brownie squares!)

Sil: (Wha? The hell you let her eat all that?)

Nightmare Fredbear: (But isn't that her daily diet?)

Sil: -_-

Spring: -_-

Sound: IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (~￣▽￣)~ WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ノ・ω・)ノ ﾐ ┸━┸

Spring: She's not THAT unhealthy.

Sil: You sure? Her daily schedule is fangirl, write, eat brownies and repeat. I'd say that's pretty unhealthy.

Sound: What's pretty unhealthy?

Sil: ._.

Spring: ._.

Nightmare Fredbear: ._.

Mama: Hi ^u^

Sil: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ethan: *Runs in* SIL!!!! I HEARD YOU SCWEAM!!!

Sil: *Hides behind Ethan* It's Mama ;-;

Springbonnie: *Comes in* Whose... Mama?

Mama: I'm Mama! I come from the game Tattletale!

Ethan: How the hell is Mama scary? Tattletale is terrifying!

Everyone: ...

Chica's pizza: ...

Trump: ... I don't care.

Sound's freaking spinny chair that can't stay still: spinny spinny spinny!

FPIPNLG SOTP SNNNIPIG!!!

---PLEASE STAND BY---

Sound: Okay! *Takes out scroll* So we will have a valentines event that will include these activities!!!

Nightmare Fredbear: Question!

Sound: Yes?

Nightmare Fredbear: What if we're single?

Sound: ............ Well, it's about time to find you a partner!!!

Nightmare Fredbear: ok ._.

Sound: Anyways.... we will have blind dates where we have two pe-

Ethan: We already know what blind dates are!

Sound: *Takes out chainsaw/flamethrower duo* Shut up or else someone named Ethan will be for dinner tonight...

Mama: But isn't that....

Springbonnie: Cannibalism?

Sound: ................................. maybe.

Sil: Don't hurt sempai!

Sound: I won't, yet... Okay, next is Love Chains where we handcuff two people together for one hour!

Spring: What if one of them needed to go to the bathroom?

Sound: Then either hope that they previously went to the bathroom, or they are the same gender.

Freddy: *walks in* Well I pity all you people who are dating the opposite gender.

Sil: Shut the hell up, Fazfuck.

Fazfuck: ;-;

Sound: So the next activity is Wedding Booth!

Springbonnie: Wut.

Freddy: Uhh...

Ethan: BUT I'M NOT READY TO MARRY SIL!!!!!!!!

Sound: Shadup, it's not gonna be a real wedding anyway. Next will be Paper Hearts where everyone will be given a paper of half a heart and they need to find the person with the other half within 1 hour. Once you find them, they have to kiss.

Mama: Well this is all worrying... it's a good thing it's FNAF Characters only!

Sound: Actually........ Everyone in this AU is invited.

Mama: Dang it.

~~~~~BLIND DATE~~~~~

Funtime Foxy: *Puts blindfold on Funtime Freddy*

Funtime Freddy: The heck, who put the lights out!

Funtime Foxy: Dude! All I did was blindfold you!

Funtime Freddy: Oh... wait... this is a blind date, isn't it?

Funtime Foxy: Yep!  (Although... I wanted to be your date.)

Funtime Freddy: What?

Funtime Foxy: N-Nothing!

Funtime Foxy: *Takes a blindfolded FTFreddy to the Diner Table* You brought FTF's date?

Sen: Yep!

Funtime Freddy: Please Don't Be Margret,  Please Don't Be Margret-

???: I'm not Margret.

Funtime Freddy: Your voice... It's familiar!

???: Yours too...

Sen: You may take the blindfolds off now!

FTFreddy & ???: *Takes off le blindfolds*

Funtime Freddy: CIRCUS BABY!?

Baby: FUNTIME FREDDY FAZBEAR!?

Funtime Freddy: WHY R WE A PAIR!?

Funtime Foxy: Well....

~~~FLASHBACK~~~

Princessglitterkitty: I dare funtime fraby to happen(funtime freddy x baby)

~~~END OF FLASHBACK~~~

Baby & Funtime Freddy: ................................ Well, that was a short flashback.

Withered Bonnie: I know right.

Baby: When did you get here?

Wonnie: Dunno? *Leaves*

Princess: *Comes out from behind bushes looking insane and as if they were in the wilderness for the last 2 weeks* It sure was... *Grins wider than Jeff The Killer*

Funtime Freddy: (〇□〇）

Baby: (O∆O)

Sen & Funtime Foxy: 三( ﾟДﾟ)     (AKA They Ran Away)

Princess: *Takes out Knife* Date if you want to live...

FTFreddy & Baby: *Terrified* *Nods*

~~~~~LOVE CHAINS~~~~~

Ballora: *Is chained to Vincent* I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally need to pee ;-;

Vincent: I told you to use the restroom before the Love Chains.

Ballora: That is sooo not what you said!

Vincent: Oh really?!

Ballora: You said to stop drinking so many strawberry milkshakes!

Vincent: ._.

Ballora: But I still have to go~

Springbonnie: I'm with Fredbear! :D

Fredbear: Yay!!! :D

Nightmare Fredbear/Mama: You've got to be joking...

NF: I am NOT having myself chained to Mama for an hour.

Mama:  I am NOT having myself chained to Nightmare Fredbear for an hour.

Sound: *Comes while dragging Spring (Who is chained to her)* Well too bad! That's what you get for being single!

Springtrap: Uhh... Why am I-

Goldie: Chained with Springles?

Kap: *Comes while dragging K.B* Because reasons....

Kap's Bonnie: Stop dragging me ;-;

Vincent: Argh... C'mon Ballora, I'll take you to... the girls bathroom...

Ballora: *lets it all out* I don't need to anymore...

Everyone Else: 0A0 Ah hell naw!

~~~~~WEDDING BOOTHS~~~~~

Foxy: *Looking at self in mirror while wearing tux* Dang, I look good~

Chica: *Comes out of dressing room wearing a wedding gown* Hey...

Foxy: *Looks at her* *Nose Bleeds*

Freddy: *Comes* Dude, ur nosebleeding all over your tux! *Hands him tissue*

Foxy: *Doesn't take it*

Bonnie: *From distance* MOVE OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs past them in boxers*

Chica: What

Foxy: The

Freddy: Fuck?

Sound: *already in wedding dress* *Chases Bonnie, holding a purple wedding dress* YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chica: Aww... Bonnie is going to be Freddy's bride!

Freddy: *Blushes  hardcore*

Trashcan: *Shakes*

Freddy & Chica & Foxy: Le gasp!

Trashcan: *Shakes some more*

Foxy: Freddy, go check it out!

Freddy: Why me?

Chica: You're the leader!

Freddy: -_- Fine! *Walks closer to trashcan*

Chica & foxy: *Following Freddy*

Trashcan: *Shakes even louder*

Freddy: ... *Yanks lid open, revealing...* Jeremy!?

Jeremy: Shadup! *Shuts lid*

Chica: What are you doing?

Jeremy: Hiding from Sil.

Foxy: Why?

Jeremy: She's gonna make me wear a dress T-T

Sil: *Looks insane* y0U cAn'T HiD3 f0ReVeRi *maniac laughter*

Everyone: *Hides in trash can with Jeremy*  

-A Little Bit Later-

Mangle & Ennard: *Posin*

Kazzie: *At Camera* *takes picture* Done!

Mangle: Great!

Foxy & Chica & Freddy & Bonnie in dress: *Comes*

Bonnie: Why is Ennard wearing the wedding dress instead of Mangle?

Ennard: IDK, why are YOU wearing a dress.

Freddy: Because Bonnie and I are a gay couple, and i'm the manliest one!

Bonnie: >:( Well at least I rock the wedding dress BETTER than Ennard!

Ennard: ._. *Tackles Bonnie*

Bonnie & Ennard: *Get in a fist fight*

Everyone else: (－‸ლ)

~~~~~PAPER HEARTS~~~~~

Sound: Now that everyone has half a heart, start searching!

Jack O' Chica: *Is hoping to get her crush*

Jack O' Bonnie: Who are you hoping to get, sis? 

(In my AU, Jack O' Chica and Jack O' Bonnie think of each other as siblings)

Ja-C (Jack O' Chica, PRONOUNCED Jay See): Someone special! *Walks off*

-1 minute later-

Golden Freddy: *Finds match* ....................................................................

Springtrap: Why am I always getting Goldie?

Goldie: maybe... It was meant to be...

Springtrap: I think so too...

Goldie: *Leans in for kiss*

Springtrap: *Slaps him* Not today. *leaves*

Goldie: But aren't we suppose to kiss

Toy Bonnie: If you weren't so busy thinking about your cheesy fantasies, you could have clearly seen that Springtrap kissed his hand, and used it to slap you, so basically, you did kiss.

Toy Freddy: *Kisses TB on the cheek*

TB: wha...

TF: And if YOU paid attention, you'd see that we have a full heart together~

-10 minutes later-

Nightmare Mangle: *Looks at her piece of the heart* *Holds it up* DOES ANYONE HAVE THE OTHER HALF TO THIS!?

???: *Looks at his/her half and compares it with Nightmare Mangle* Yes... *Puts heart with Nightmare Mangles*

Nightmare Mangle: It fits?

Jack O' Chica: YES!!! *Passionately kisses Nightmare Mangle on the lips and runs away*

Nightmare Mangle: ... *Blushing*

Pumpkin: Aww... Miss Ja-C likes you!

-25 minutes later-

Fredbear: Hmm... *Combines half with TC* Nope *Combines it with Plushtrap* Not gonna work...

Plushtrap: anyways i'm too young...

Fredbear: yeah...*Checks with Lolbit* Not it... *Checks it with Shadow Bonnie* Nopes. 

Springbonnie: *Comes* Any luck?

Fredbear: No... it's pointless! *Gives half to SB and starts leaving*

Springbonnie: *Looks at both halves* F-Fredbear?

Fredbear: Yeah?

Springbonnie: *Shows him*

Fredbear: It... fits...

Springbonnie: Well, that can only mean one thing! *Leans in*

Foxy: *Slips on a banana and crashes into camera* Whoops :D

-21 Minutes Later-

Mike: Dangit! I already tried nearly everyone!

Jeremy: Have you found a match?

Mike: No...

Jeremy: Welp, looks like we're forever alone then! Wanna get some ice cream?

Mike: Sure

Both: *Throws away the papers and they end up combining* ........

Mike: Looks like this means we're meant to be.

Jeremy: ...

Mike: *Kisses him*

*2 Hours after the event*

Marionette: I'm still single ;-;

TC: Fritz and I are also single.

Marionette: No... he's getting married.

TC: Wut? To who.

Marionette: A Foxy plush.