Jamal: so now that we're all here let's lay down the law-

Mars: isn't Wish supposed to be the weird, smart, strict one? Because she's, like, an Espeon?

Wish: f*ck you. And stop stereotyping

Jamal: there's not supposed to be any swearing-

Lizzie: THERE ARE LITTLE EARS HERE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE *covers Alfie's ears*

Alfie: stop making fun of my ears D:

Florian: Wish, there are children here, you shouldn't swear

Wish: F*CK THE CHILDREN

Alfie + Lizzie: PLEASE DO NOT F*CK THE CHILDREN

Jewel: I feel like we've gotten a bit off track here...

Kace: wait, we were ever on track?

Orchid: what the f*ck is going on?

Xander: EVERYONE SHUT UP SO THAT JAMAL CAN EXPLAIN WHATEVER HE WAS TRYING TO SAY

Jamal: thank you. You guys can ask us stuff, you can dare us to do stuff, you can tell us to react to stuff, and other stuff. If you want us to react to something then you can either comment or PM the author what you want us to react to. We can react to ships, videos, other stuff. Is there anything I'm forgetting- oh, wait, the author wanted us to tell you that this book was inspired by Slushy526's Ask Eeveelutions book so you should go check that out, those guys are cool (notice me senpai)

Lizzie: the author also said to play some sort of game so that this chapter isn't all boring

Wish: they don't have to know about that-

Orchid: she said that we all have to say our favorite thing about the Eeveelution right of us

Wish: *glares at Mars, who is on her right* can I trade spots?

Jamal: since I'll probably have the least trouble with this because I'm MATURE I'll go first. Xander, my favorite thing about you is how you can always get everyone to shut up

Xander: thanks man. Alfie, my favorite thing about you is your incredibly tiny ears

Alfie: WOULD YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING GUN OF MY EARS?! Lizzie, my favorite thing about you is how I can call you a b*tch and you'll just laugh

Lizzie: Wish, my favorite thing about you is how you use Psychic in your sleep to get food out of the fridge and eat in your sleep

Wish: *sighs* Mars, my favorite thing about you is how you always find time in your "busy schedule" to be an a**hole

Mars: f*ck you too. Florian, I love how you can say that you'll strangle someone in the happiest voice ever. Like, you'll sound so happy that you can't even get mad

Florian: it's a talent. Orchid, I like how you're always standing up for Jewel since she's really shy

Jewel: I like that about her too :)

Orchid: Kace, I like how you wear your floof

Kace: my what?

Orchid: floof

Kace: ... okay... just okay. Jewel, I like how you're always so kind and caring even though everyone can be a bit... much...

Jewel: thanks ^-^ and since nobody is on my right I'll just say what I like most about Jamal since nobody has yet. Jamal, I like how you're the glue that holds this place together

Wish: now that that's done Imma go to sleep

Kace: LOCK THE FRIDGE