Wish: IT'S GIRLS DAY, BISHES. LET'S DO THIS

Lizzie: what are we gonna do this time?

Wish: I planned it all out. We're gonna go to the mall just for the food, then we're gonna go and buy a ton of snacks and other stuff then we kick the boys out of the house and watch Chicken Little while pointing out all the reasons why it's possibly the stupidest Disney movie ever

Orchid: that sounds like fun. I'm down. Jewel?

Jewel: sure!

*later*

Wish: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. WHY WOULD CHICK-FIL-A REPLACE THEIR SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES WITH BURGERS?! BURGERS! THOSE SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICHES ARE GOD'S GIFT TO THIS WORLD AND DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

Orchid: you need to chill. The world won't end

Wish: IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY REPLACED IT WITH SOMETHING THAT WASN'T BEEF BUT THEY HAD TO REPLACE IT WITH BURGERS!

Lizzie: let's hurry and buy our candy and stuff so that we can go home and watch the movie so that hopefully Wish will calm down

Wish: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Jewel: I wonder what the boys are doing...

*at the house*

Alfie: what do we do with the girls gone?

Mars: Imma go hide my doughnuts before Wish gets back

Kace: DUDES I FOUND THE NERF GUNS ORCHID HID

Florian: I thought we lost those about a year ago

Xander: nah. Orchid hid them because I kinda wouldn't stop popping up and shooting her and Jewel...

Jamal: it doesn't matter how they disappeared, all that matters right now is that WE HAVE THEM AGAIN. XANDER, ALFIE, YOU'RE ON MY TEAM. FLORIAN, YOU GET KACE AND MARS

*Back to the girls*

Orchid: probably boy stuff

*later on the drive back to the house*

Wish: so what have you girls been up to?

Jewel: I've been reading a bunch of books! I found this really great romance novel and I love it so much. It might be a little silly but ever since I was little I've always dreamed of living happily ever after with someone like in movies or books...

Orchid: that's not silly. Do you have anyone in mind?

Jewel: well... Florian seems like a good choice if we're going with people in our little friend group-

Orchid: THAT MOTHERF*CKER IS DEAD AS SOON AS WE GET HOME

Wish: we don't need that kind of talk right now Orchid. Anyways. Lizzie, what about you?

Lizzie: I've been thinking about evolving

Jewel: didn't you want to wait until gen 8 so that you could evolve into something different? And weren't you hoping it was a dragon type next time?

Lizzie: yeah but who knows when gen 8 could come out and I'm not very patien

Wish: you should evolve into an Espeon. They're by far the coolest Eeveelution

Orchid: are you kidding me?! Leafeon is obviously the best choice

Jewel: I wouldn't mind having a Vaporeon friend to hang out with but you should go with whatever you feel is best

Lizzie: hmmm... I'm not sure. I'm thinking either a Jolteon or I'll probably wait

Wish: Espeon are the coolest

Orchid: LEAFEON ARE THE BEST

Jewel: *quickly turns on radio hoping that itnwill distract the two*

Lizzie: this is why I don't tell you guys these things

*later... again*

Orchid: okay, the boys are out of the house. Idk where they're going but we can now watch our movie

Wish: the animation quality is horrible

Lizzie: that and the fact that Abby or whatever her name is has a crush on Chicken Little and makes it quite obvious is just... ugh...

Orchid: Fish is the best character

Jewel: I think it's worth mentioning that in the fairy tale version of this that I read, there's a character named Cocky-Locky and that Chicken Little was a girl and I'm pretty sure her name was Henny-Penny originally, too. It ended in all her friends getting eaten by Foxy-Woxy and only Henny-Penny being able to escape. Of course, there's also a version where not even Henny gets away sooo...

Wish: this would be a lot more interesting if it ended like the fairy tale did.

Lizzie: definitely

Orchid: what kind of messed up fairy tales are you reading?

Lizzie: it really bothers me that this chicken has teeth

Orchid: how old is this song? Isn't it from, like, the 80s or something? By the spice girls or whatever they're called I think?

Wish: I want some of whatever Fish is on

Lizzie: there's still 45 minutes of this... I feel dead inside

Orchid: did the pig really just apologize to a fence?

Wish: they really had to add in burp jokes so that they could hope to make it at least somewhat funny?

Lizzie: so dead inside...

Wish: WHAT THE F*CK WHY DID HE KISS HER AND WHY IS SHE ACTING LIKE IT'S THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. AND WHY DID DISNEY HAVE TO USE THE WHOLE "THEY BOTH HAVE EXTREMELY OBVIOUS SECRET CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER BUT THEY WAIT UNTIL THEY HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD TO REVEAL IT TO EACH OTHER" THING?! THAT SEEMS REALLY OVERUSED. C'MON, DISNEY. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

Orchid: the whole Hollywood movie thing at the end was a pretty accurate representation of Hollywood

Wish: we gotta watch some other Disney movie to restore our faith in Disney now

Jewel: I hope the boys are having a good time

*with the boys*

Xander: *covered in paint from playing paintball* I'm actually kinda glad the girls kicked us out. I feel like this was a great bonding experience for us

All others: *nods*