Wolfie: alright you guys will be reacting to Slushy526's Eeveelutions and go

Angelica-

Alfie: she's cool. I like the fact that she isn't named Eve or Eva or some sh*t like that. Pretty sure I saw someone name an Eevee Sweetcakes once

Lizzie: I agree with Alfie, everyone seems to give Eevee a name like Sweetpea or Barbie or something crazy like that. I'm glad our trainer wasn't crazy like them. All they did was name me after themself

Jewel: she seems nice. I'd like to hang out with her

Xander: she seems like one of the only civilized ones. Like you can have a somewhat normal conversation with her

Kace: I can see her becoming a Sylveon

Wish: bish- Angie, if you aren't sure what to evolve into, come and talk to me, I'll show you why Espeon is the best. I don't like the fact that your boyfriend is an Umbreon though. Umbreon X Espeon is so overrated

Mars: I hate to admit it but Wish is actually right. You shouldn't become an Espeon because that would be giving the Espeon X Umbreon shippers what they want

Wish: what- that's not what I meant. I meant ditch the boyfriend

Jamal: she doesn't need to ditch Charles. Actually, I think they're an adorable couple and would still be an adorable couple even if Angelica was an Espeon

Orchid: I like how she comes off as sweet and innocent but once you get to know her she could actually murder you in two seconds flat and nobody would know that it was her

Florian: she's like a blueberry muffin. I love blueberries but I hate muffins so I'm not sure how to feel about blueberry muffins

Storm

Alfie: he seems cool. Like the older brother I never had

Lizzie: he seems a little too serious. Like he can't take a joke

Jewel: he seems like someone you could talk to if you were sad and he'd be able to cheer you up

Xander: yeah he seems chill

Kace: you think he likes nerf wars? If so, we could have a nerf team made up of all of the original Eeveelutions. We can't with just us because Jewel doesn't like nerf wars

Xander: great idea

Wish: I agree with Lizzie. He seems a little too serious

Mars: of course YOU'D think that. He seems pretty cool

Jamal: don't let them complete their nerf team. They'll be running around shooting everyone for DAYS

Orchid: he seems like the type of guy Jewel would like. That's an automatic no from me

Florian: he does? I was thinking she'd be more into Charles or something...

Comet-

Alfie: how much weed does this guy smoke?

Lizzie: I dunno but I like it

Jewel: I love him

Orchid: THIS GUY?!

Jewel: I LOVE HIS ENTHUSIASM!

Orchid: I MUST KILL HIM

Xander: dude, what did you do to your spikes?

Kace: this guy is like this one kid I knew in high school...

Wish: he's more annoying than Mars! This is truly an amazing achievement!

Mars: I can see him and Wish hanging out, being annoying together

Jamal: just... please... keep it away from me... the energy... it is... too much... *shudders*

Orchid: *preparing for battle*

Florian: you think he can give me tips on how to impress a certain shiny Vaporeon?

Roman-

Alfie: he seems cool. A little perverted maybe, but cool

Lizzie: can he be my twin instead? Like, I love you and all, Alfie, but this guy is way cooler

Jewel: *isn't allowed to know about Roman because Orchid won't let her*

Xander: he needs to calm down a bit but nice fedora

Kace: I'm the same species as this guy. I'm not sure whether to be proud or disappointed

Wish: what is there to be disappointed by? This man is awesome!

Mars: and he's dating an Umbreon? I thought Umbreon had higher standards

Jamal: and even worse, its a male Umbreon

Orchid: *still preparing for war*

Florian: he seems like he'd be a good friend. Like the cool gay friend

Elliot-

Alfie: is he like the Jamal of the group?

Lizzie: I think so

Jewel: is he in a book club? I feel like I've seen him in a book club or something before...

Xander: ANOTHER civilized Eeveelution. I like it

Kace: GUYS WE COULD HAVE A NERF TEAM WITH ONE MALE OF EACH EEVEELUTION IF WE TEAM UP WITH THEM

Wish: please no. Kace is getting way too excited

Mars: huh, an Espeon I actually LIKE

Jamal: if probably have a fun time hanging out with him

Orchid: CAN'T TALK. I'M PREPARING TO DESTROY COMET

Florian: he's cool

Laurence-

Alfie: dark type is called evil type in Japan

Lizzie: another person I wouldn't mind trading Alfie for

Alfie: gee thanks sis

Jewel: I agree, he seems like he would be a cool brother

Xander: I feel like his personality balances out Roman's and I like that

Kace: What exactly does Roman see in him? I can't quite see it, but maybe it's just all this fur getting in the way

Wish: can we swap Mars for this guy? He definitely seems a lot better than Mars

Mars: this guy is the whole reason I wanted to become an Umbreon

Jamal: I hate him

Orchid: *has finally calmed down from the whole Comet thing* Jamal is just jealous that he can't be as open about his gayness as this guy is

Jamal: I AM NOT GAY

Orchid: you keep telling yourself that

Florian: I see why Roman likes him. He's got an... interesting... personality... good interesting though

Charles-

Alfie: Umbreon has one of the best shinies out of all of the Eeveelutions. This guy is lucky

Lizzie: I like the accent. Angie, if you ever get tired of him I can take him off your hands for a bit

Jewel: another shiny!

Xander: I agree with Alfie, Umbreon has one of the best shinies

Kace: I wish I had an accent...

Wish: this is Angie's boyfriend?

Mars: he seems like a cool Umbreon

Jamal: I like this Umbreon better

Orchid: a thousand times better than Comet

Florian: he seems cool. I have nothing else to say

Opal-

Alfie: she seems like a good match for Elliot

Lizzie: are you kidding me? Omet forever

Jewel: she seems nice

Xander: *speechless*

Kace: oHhHhHhH Xander likes Opal, Xander likes Opal~!

Xander: shut it!

Wish: yeah I wouldn't mind hanging out with her

Mars: she seems pretty... hehe... chill- HA-

Wish: that's wasn't even funny

Mars: you aren't even funny

Jamal: neither of you are even funny. But yes, I agree with Wish, I wouldn't mind hanging out with her

Orchid: hm I dunno how to feel about her

Florian: she's cool. I'm out of things to say so I'm out. Peace

Dexter and Oculus-

Alfie: ah I like the ties

Lizzie: yes the ties are amazing

Jewel: I heard that you guys can hack. I wanted to learn computer stuff but it seemed too complicated

Xander: they smell like trouble

Kace: okay but if they took off the ties and glasses how would you tell them apart?

Wish: ah yes, the Fred and George Weasley ripoffs

Mars: it's creepy when they say stuff in sync. I'm so glad our twins don't do that stuff

Jamal: I wish I had a twin

Orchid: we wouldn't be able to handle two of you Jamal. One fun killer is good for now. And where did Florian go?

Tyler-

Alfie: can I have cupcakes...?

Lizzie: he seems like he'd be a cool mother figure

Jewel: you mean father figure?

Lizzie: nope. Mother figure

Jewel: but... He's a... boy...?

Xander: way to make your crush on Dexter obvious, buddy

Kace: so he's a baker?

Wish: cool! He can make himself cupcakes or cookies whenever he wants!

Mars: you think he could make me doughnuts? I need them after Wish found my stash AGAIN

Jamal: ...

Orchid: someone's jealous again. And he's my #1 Sylveon

Vanessa-

Alfie: wait, is she a vegan, or...?

Lizzie: she seems cool. I prefer the other Sylveon over her though

Jewel: I like her shiny coat

Xander: she fights with Tyler over Dexter? And Tyler seems to be winning? How?

Kace: I dunno. I don't feel very comfortable about her...

Wish: this bish. I'd like to fighter her just so I could whoop her shiny a**

Mars: why do you need to beat her shiny a**?

Wish: because it's shiny

Jamal: she seems respectable

Orchid: she seems like she'd be able to take over the world if she really tried