Zero
Remus: *whispers* Psst! Scare Bear!
Virgil: *looks up at Remus*
Remus: *motions for him to come over*
Virgil: *goes to Remus and whispers* What's up?
Remus: *whispering* Okay so you're probaby gonna kill me for this but that's not the only thing you're gonna be killing today
Virgil: *whispering, concerned* Remus what are you talking about?
Remus: *glances at Janus across the room reading a magazine and whispers in Virgil' ear* So we got a dare from HeatherGrace133 and it says I dare Virgil and Remus to turn the temp down to 0 and time how long it takes until Janus passes out. (Virgil has to give Janus cuddles after as an apology)
Virgil: *whispering in a panicked tone* Remus no we are not doing that again!
Remus: *whispering* C'mon please
Virgil: *whispering* Remus 0 degrees would basically kill him
Remus: *whispering* Okay how about this as soon as he passes out I'll immediately turn the thermostat back up and we'll try to warm him up as soon as possible
Remus: *whispering* Also if he dies I'll take the blame
Virgil: *sighs and whispers* Fine
Both: *walk to the thermostat*
Remus:*turns down the temperature to 0*
Remus and Virgil: *immediately hear Janus collapse on the floor in the other room*
Remus: 2 seconds!
Virgil: *runs to Janus in the other room*
Remus: *turns the thermostat back up and follows*
Virgil: *put his head on Janus' chest and sighs of relief*
Virgil: He's still breathing
Remus: Well there's only one thing left to do
Remus: *takes out gasoline and matches*
Virgil: REMUS NO
Remus: How else are we supposed to warm him back up after all that?
Virgil: *stares at Remus*
Virgil: What we always do
Virgil: The blankets, the cuddles, his room!
Remus: *cackles* Oh yeah that's right
Remus: *puts gasoline and matches away*
Remus: *wraps Janus in 6 heating blankets and carries him to his room*
Remus: *lays Janus down facing the heat lamp*
Janus: *slowly starts warming back up and starts coughing*
Remus: He's alive!
Janus: *looks around his room and the blankets he's wrapped in*
Janus: You guys did it again didn't you!
Remus: *cackles* Yeah we had to do it for our dare
Janus: *trying not to get angry*
Virgil: *cuddles Janus in a blanket* My dare was to cuddle you afterwards as an apology
Janus: *cuddling Virgil* Fuck your apology I almost died!
Janus: *still cuddling Virgil* Again!
Y'all really like seeing Janus practically die huh?
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