Remus: *cackles* Virgil me and you got a dare from BadBoiMEG

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: It says I dare for Remus, Virgil, Roman, and Logan to become toddlers and Janus and Pat have to take care of them

Virgil: People must really love Wine Mom Janus huh

Remus: *cackles* Yup!

Virgil: Alright let's do it

Virgil: Also Remus as much as I don't mind you wearing this, you do realize it's been 5 asks/dares and you can put your regular clothes back on now right?

Remus: Oh that's right

Remus: *snaps his fingers*

Remus: *has his regular clothes back on*

Remus: Alright let's go!

Remus and Virgil: *sink down to where Logan and Roman are*

Remus: Alright don't question this but we're gonna turn you both and each other into toddlers Cool? Cool!

Roman: Wait wha-

Remus: *turns all of them into toddlers*

Remus: *cackles*  Ih werhked!

Roman: Damn ih Wemus why dih you do dat

Logan: Dah weal quehstion ih why dih I hah to be involed 

Remus: *cackles* Too bah!

Janus and Patton: *walk in the room*

Janus: Yeah but then it wouldn't really-

Janus and Patton:*see Remus, Virgil, Roman, and Logan*

Janus: Oh no...

Remus: Hi!

Patton: *gasps* Awwww!

Patton: You guys are so little and adorable now!

Janus: *pinches the bridge of his nose and mumbles* Remus you're such an asshole

Remus: *smirking* I'm sowwy wuh wus dah Mama Jyanus?

Janus: *sighs* NOTHING my dear trash rat of a son!

Remus: *cackles*

Roman: Wemus how wong is dis gunna wast?

Remus: Duh hole dey so hah fun!

*Time Skip*

Roman: *runs to Patton* Podway! Podway!

Patton: What's the matter Roman?

Roman: *points at Remus* Wemus hih me!

Remus: I dih nah!

Patton: Remus did you hit your brother?

Remus: Nu!

Patton: *gives Remus a look*

Remus: *sighs and puts his head down* Yesh...

Patton: I'll let it slide this time Remus but if it happens again you have to go in time-out 

Remus: Okie!

Remus and Roman: *walk away from Patton*

Roman: *smirks* Hey Wemus guess wuh?

Remus: Wuh?

Roman: I threw away your deodowant

Remus: You sunuva byitch! 

Remus:*bitch slaps Roman*

Roman: Podway!

Patton: Remus!

Remus: *runs*

*Time Skip*

Remus: Mama Jyanus can I hah sugar?

Janus: Remus you know fully well what my answer is especially that time you had 50 pounds of it!

Remus: *whines and goes to Patton*

Remus: *tugs on Patton's pant leg* Papa Pahtee?

Patton: *smiles* Yes Remus?

Remus: Can I pwease hah sugar?

Patton: What did Janus say?

Remus: *puts his head down* He seh no...

Patton: Now what makes you think I would say yes?

Remus: Cuz he nah tha boss of you and your nyice

Patton: ...

Patton: *summons a cookie and gives it to Remus* Just take the cookie just take the cookie and run!

Remus: *cackles and takes the cookie and runs* Tank you!

Janus: Patton!

*Time Skip*

Remus: *trying to reach the knob on the sliding door for the laundry room*

Remus: *growls and sees Virgil*

Remus: Vorwgil!

Virgil: Yesh Wemus?

Remus: Can you ge me a bwoost?

Virgil: Okie

Virgil: *gives Remus a boost*

Remus: *grabs the knob and opens the sliding door for the laundry room*

Remus: *sees no detergent or bleach* What tha-

Janus: Yeah Remus I knew you we're gonna try to attempt to eat stuff that isn't edible especially the cleaning supplies so I hid them all from you

Remus: Jyanus you snakey fwog fwucking sunuva byitch! I'll-

Janus: Oh what's that? You want to go to the time-out corner again? Why of course Remus

Janus: *picks Remus up*

Remus: *flailing his arms* Nu! Nu! Vorwgil help meeeee!

Virgil: Uh

Janus: Virgil you help him and I'll put you in the corner with him

Virgil: O_O

Virgil: *runs away*

Remus: Bb nuuu come bacccck!

Janus: *taking Remus to the time-out corner* Come on Remus

Remus: Nuuuuuuuu!

*Time Skip*

Janus: *trying to feed Remus mashed potatoes*

Janus: Remus come on

Remus: *moving his head away from the spoon* Mm mm 

Janus: *still trying to feed Remus* Remus!

Remus: *still moving his head away from the spoon* Mm mm Nu!

Janus: Would it help if Virgil fed you?

Remus: *thinks about it and shakes his head*

Janus: *sighs and goes to the fridge and takes out every sauce he can find*

Janus: *puts all the sauces in the mashed potatoes and mixes it*

Remus: OOH!

Remus: *immediately eats all the mashed potatoes*

Janus: *sighs* Of course that would get you to eat it

Remus: *cackles* Yummy!

*Time Skip*

Roman: *showing Patton his drawing* Look Podway I dwew a pwince in a castle!

Patton: That's amazing Roman!

Patton: My Gold Star gets another gold star!

Patton: *puts a gold star on Roman's cheek* 

Roman: *smiles bright and continues another drawing*

Remus: *sitting in the corner by himself and crumbles his gory drawing*

Remus: *throws the crumbled drawing and buries his face in his knees*

Janus: *sits with Remus* What's the matter Remus?

Remus: *shakes his head with his head still buried in his knees*

Janus: Is it because you think Roman's drawing is better than yours?

Remus: *nods his head still not looking up*

Janus: Can I see it? Where is it?

Remus: *points forward at the crumbled paper on the floor still not looking up*

Janus: *takes the paper and uncrumbles it*

Janus: Y-You drew yourself pushing Remy down the stairs?

Remus: *nods his head still not looking up*

Janus: Well then

Janus: *sighs* I can't believe I'm actually considering this but you may not have a gold star but you can have a morning star 

Janus: *summons Remus' morning star and offers it to him*

Remus: *immediately looks up and gasps*

Remus: W-Weally?

Janus: Yes now just take it before I change my mind

Remus: *immediately takes his morning star and runs around the whole house* Whee!

Janus: *shakes his head and smiles*

Patton: Remus be careful with that thing!

Remus: *cackles and still running around the house with his morning star* Never!

*Time Skip*

Patton: Alright what movie do you guys want to watch?

Roman: Didney movies!

Remus: Nu! You alweady watched all the Didney movies!

Roman: I know and I wanna watch dem all again!

Remus: I say we watch Shwek

Roman: Nu!

Janus: Alright we'll take a vote raise your hand if you want to watch Disney movies

Roman: *raises his hand*

Janus: Alright now raise your hand if you want to watch Shrek

All but Roman: *raises their hand*

Janus: Alright Shrek it is

Roman: Das not fwair!

Remus: *cackles* Wife isn't fwair Womano now get cozy!

Roman: *rolls his eyes and gets comfortable with Logan in a blanket*

Remus: *gets cozy with Virgil in a blanket*

Patton: *snuggles with Janus in a blanket*

Janus *plays the movie*

*Time Skip*

Remus, Virgil, Logan, and Roman: *wake up back to normal*

Logan: Oh thank god we're back to normal

Remus: *cackles*

Janus and Patton: *wake up*

Janus and Patton: *see that Remus, Virgil, Logan, and Roman are back to normal*

Janus: *sigh of relief*

Janus: Remus never again!

Remus: *cackles* But-

Janus: Never again!