Remus: We have two dares from SassyShack

Remus: The first one is for you Virgil and it says Virgil if Remus eats deodorant all the time his mouth/tounge probably tastes like it and you make out(and other stuff😏) all the time so I dare you to eat some of Remus' deodorant and not complain

Remus: *cackles*

Virgil: ...

Remus: *cackles and summons his deodorant* Welp bon appétit Scare Bear!

Virgil: *takes the deodorant and hesitates*

Remus: *smirking* Go on~

Virgil: *looks at Remus and whines* Do I have to?

Remus: Yup and they only said some of it so you don't have to actually eat all of it!

Virgil: *sighs and takes a deep breath in and out*

Virgil: *bites the deodorant and chews it in disgust*

Virgil: *gives the deodorant back to Remus*

Remus: *takes the deodorant and eats the rest*

Remus: *smirking* You like it?

Virgil: *slowly shakes his head, still chewing in disgust*

Virgil: *swallows and gags*

Virgil: I'm gonna say this right now, his mouth surprisingly tastes NOTHING like that!

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: *cough* It's cause he washes his mouth out for you*cough*

Remus: *harshly elbows Janus*

Janus: Ow!

Remus: Anyways! The last dare is for all of us and it says And dare for all 3 of them: react to different ships like Prinxiety, Anxceitmus, ect.

Remus: *surprised* Wait there's more!?

Virgil: Apparently

Janus: Let's not look up the list

Janus: *looks up the ship name list*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *surprised* Wow

Janus: Okay uh what do we start off with?

Virgil: *squits his eyes at the screen, confused* Analogical?

Remus: *snorts* Anal

Janus: Okay

Janus: *looks it up*

Janus: Okay apparently it's a real word

Remus: You looked up the wrong thing Jan!

Janus: Alright let me see

Janus: *looks it up again*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *surprised* Oh

Remus: Okay I'll let this slide because it's not you with my brother

Virgil: True

Janus: Wow there's not even a compilation as well

Virgil: Wow

Remus: Alright what's next?

Janus: *squinting* Anxceit?

Remus: The fuck is that? Is it an anxious chair?

Janus: Let's not find out

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Oh

Remus: Yeah I'm starting to slowly not like this game anymore

Janus: Okay but at least most of these aren't just me comforting him 

Remus: True true

Virgil: Anxceitmus?

Remus: What is that like you and Jan on Christmas or something?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus: Oh it's all 3 of us

Virgil: Yeah

Remus: Okay but like petition to make our ship name Mardi Gras

Virgil: To be honest that would make a little more sense

Janus: Yeah

Remus: Alright next is Moxiety?

Remus: What is that the ship between Virgil and Moxxie from Helluva Boss?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus, Virgil, Janus: Ummm

Virgil: Yeah I see Patton as my dad so no thanks 

Remus: Alright and the next one is Prin-

Remus: Nope! We're skipping that we already know what that is!

Virgil: Yeah...

Remus: Sleepxiety?

Remus: *snorts* What's that Virgil and his bed?

Virgil: I'd ship that

Janus: *looks it up*

Virgil: O_O

Remus: *face drops*

Remus: Oh HEEEEELL NO!

Remus: *aggressively exits the tab*

Virgil: *concerned* Remus?

Remus: Jan what's the next one before I lose my shit!

Janus: Alright next is Dukexiety

Remus YES!!!!

Remus: *aggressively looks it up*

Remus: *sighs and smiles* Look at that! This is beautiful!

Virgil: I ship it 10/10 best ship 👌🏼

Remus: OTP material right here! This is art!

Janus: *snorts and shakes his head smiling*

Remus: Demus/Dukeceit?

Remus: I'm guessing that's me and Jan?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus: Yup see

Remus: *snorts* Wait wait is that a shirt?

Janus: Wait what!?

Remus: *cackling*

Virgil: There's merch of this stuff!?

Janus: *surprised* Apparently

Remus: *cackling* Wow Jan our love on a T-shirt costs only $28.22!

Janus: Wow

Remus: Intruality/Moduke? What's that?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus: Oh it's me and Patty

Janus: *exits the tab* Okay Yup anyways next!

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Intrulogical?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus: Oh its just me and Nerdy Wolverine

Remus: *shrugs* Meh what's next

Remus: Wait what is Rem-

Remus: *immediately realizes what it is* Okay Ew nope nope nope who's next!

Janus: Loceit?

Janus: *looks it up*

Janus: *blushes* Um

Remus and Virgil: Wow

Remus: The amount of sexual tension between you two in all of this fanart

Janus: ...

Janus: *clears his throat* Anyways the next is...

Janus: Oh Gee I wonder what Moceit is?

Janus: *instantly looks it up*

Janus: I don't know about you guys but this is a masterpiece

Remus: It's not just a masterpiece it's the LAW!

Remus: MO👏🏼CEIT👏🏼 RIGHTS!!! 👏🏼

Virgil: So wholesome that it watered my crops and made a full garden

Janus: *chef kiss* Beautiful

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *laugh*

Janus: Alright the next one is...

Janus: Roceit?

Janus: *looks it up*

Janus: Oh

Remus: OOF

Janus: I don't bet the people who ship this were absolutely crushed after watching POF

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *look off to the distance like they're on The Office*

Janus: Anyways I don't think the last one we should look up is DRLAMP

Remus: *cackling* DRLAMP?

Remus: *cackles* Oh no Doctor I think I'm feeling a little LIGHTheaded!

Virgil and Janus: *facepalms and groans*

Remus: *cackles*

Remus: Alright what is it?

Janus: *looks it up*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *surprised* Wow

Virgil: So it's literally just all of us

Remus: Yup

Remus: But if we're all being shipped together can we at least get a better name

Remus: Like the fuck is a DRLAMP

Remus: Dicks Really Love Ass More Pleasure!?

Janus: *shrugs*

Virgil: So uh those were something huh

Remus: Yup

Remus: *smirking* I know what Jan's favorite is

Janus: Yeah Remus and you totally don't read Dukexiety fanfiction every night

Remus: Wow way to expose me like that Jan!

Remus: I can't help that they make such juicy content with me and Virgil!

Virgil: *blushing*

Janus: Okay- Yup- Alright I don't think we get it Remus

Remus: *cackles*