Virgil: Hey Jan I got a dare from Atlas_2

Janus: Yeah?

Virgil: And it says Dare for Virgil: Spend an entire day bonding with Remy to see how Remus will react.

Janus: Oh no

Virgil: Welp we'll see how this goes

*Time Skip*

Virgil: *phone rings*

Virgil: *picks it up* Hello?

Virgil: Oh hey Remy

Remus: *immediately looks up from what he's doing*

Virgil: *glances at Remus* What's that? You want to come over?

Remus: *violently shaking his head and mouthing "No"*

Virgil: Sure of course you can

Remus: *throws his hands up in the air and shakes his head*

Virgil: Alright see you later

Virgil: Bye

Virgil: *hangs up*

Remus: Scare Bear you mind telling me what in THE FUCK that was!?

Virgil: What? I dont see why-

Door Bell: *ding dong*

Remus: Don't answer it

Virgil: I'm answering it

Remus: *frustrated sigh*

Virgil: *goes to the door and opens it*

Remy: Hey bitches!

Remus: *glares at Remy*

Remy: *lowers his shades and sizes Remus* Remus

Remus: *gritting his teeth* Remy

Remy: Y'know I didn't appreciate you dumping my coffee all over me the other day

Remus: *looks at Virgil*

Virgil: *gives Remus a look and nods*

Remus: *sighs* 

Remus: *holding in his anger and gritting his teeth* I'm sorry for dumping your coffee all over you

Remy: *checking his nails* And?

Remus: *glaring at Remy* And for flipping you off

Remy: *smiles and pats Remus' head* You're forgiven 

Remus: *growls*

Virgil: *smiles*

Remy: So Virgil babe how've you been?

Remus: *about to strangle Remy from behind*

Remy: *turns around*

Remus: *immediately turns around looking and pointing at the ceiling*

Virgil: Oh I've been doing pretty good what about you?

Remy: I've been totes amazeballs and-

Remy: Oh! I almost forgot

Remy: *takes out a Chamomile Tea package and a Lavender Tea package from his satchel*

Remy: I got you Chamomile to help calm your nerves and Lavender because I remembered it was your favorite

Remy: *gives Virgil the tea packages*

Virgil: *takes the tea packages* Oh sweet thanks!

Virgil: *gives Remy a hug*

Remy: *hugs Virgil back* No worries babe

Remus: *looks like he's about to murder Remy and twitching*

Both: *pull away*

Remy: Also I was wondering if you wanted to watch Mean Girls with me cause I literally have no one else to watch it with?

Virgil: *glances at Remus*

Remus: *trying to calm himself down by fidgeting with his sleeves*

Virgil: *smiles at Remy* Sure I'd like that

Remus: *gives his sleeve a long scratch*

Remy: Great!

Remy: *takes Virgil's hand*

Remus: *twitching*

*Time Skip*

Remy and Virgil: *talking and laughing together*

Remus: *holding his head on the table and staring at Remy and Virgil*

Remus' Brain: STAB THAT COFFEE DRINKING SON OF A BITCH!!! DO YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE WITH BENEFITS~ WHAT IF VIRGIL ONLY LIKES YOU BECAUSE YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME NAME? HE HATES YOU! HE HATES YOU! HE HATES YOU!!!

Remus: *squeezing his eyes shut and mumbling to himself* STOP stop

Janus: *gives Remus a concerned look* Remus you okay?

 Remus: *frustrated* I'M FINE I'm fine okay I just-

Janus: Remus I don't think you should go to your room to cool down for a bit

Remus: *starts sweating and nodding his head* Yeah yeah... maybe... maybe you're right

Remus: *gets up and goes to his room*

Janus: *watches Remus leave with concern*

Remus: *slams the door behind him*

Remus: *sweating, breathing heavily and pacing around his room* It's okay Remus you're fine you're fine everythings gonna be okay

Remus: *exhales* You're okay...

*Remus' Brain*

Remy: God Remus is such a creep! How are you even dating him? 

Virgil: I ask myself that question everyday

Remus: *trembling and holding himself on the wall* Stop it

Remy: You honestly deserve soooo much better than that

Virgil: You think so?

Remy: Oh Honey I know so

Remus: *holding his head* Stop It!

Virgil: You know what you're right I do deserve someone better

Remy: *leans in closer to Virgil* Like who?

Remus: *tentacles come from his back* Stop it!

Virgil: *leans in closer to Remy* Someone like you...

Remy and Virgil: *kiss on the lips*

Remus: *eyes start glowing green* STOP IT!!!

Remus: *takes out his morning star and slams his room door open*

Remus: *speed walks angrily to where Remy and Virgil are*

Janus: *sees Remus* Remus!

Janus: *tries to go in front of Remus to stop him*

Remus: *pushes Janus out of the way*

Virgil: *sees Remus and panics* Remus!

Remy: *sees Remus and backs away from him* R-Remus y-you alright babe?

Remus: *hits his morning star on his hand, still approaching Remy* OH I WILL BE!!!

Remy: *runs away terrified*

Remus: GET BACK HERE YOU STARBUCK'S LOVING SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Remus: *runs after Remy with his morning star*

Remus: *catches Remy by his throat and pins him to the wall*

Remus: YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE A HINT NOW CAN YOU!!!

Remy: *suffocating while trying to pry Remus' hand off his throat* 

Remus: *about to hit Remy with his morning star*

Virgil and Janus: *grabs Remus from behind and pins him to the floor*

Remy: *gasps and has a coughing fit*

Remus: *almost getting free out of  Virgil and Janus' grasp*

Janus: *summons his extra arms and uses them to pin Remus down*

Remus: *struggling to break free*

Virgil: *still pinning Remus* Remy leave now!

Remy: *terrified* Oh Honey you don't have to tell me twice!

Remy: *runs and quickly sinks back down* 

Virgil: *holds Remus' head and makes him look at him* Hey Hey look at me!

Remus: *looks at Virgil*

Virgil: Whatever is going on inside your head right now is not true! My dare was to bond with Remy to see what your reaction would be!

Remus: BULLSHIT THAT'S A LIE! THEY'RE ALL LIES!!!!

Virgil: Remus I'm telling the truth!

Virgil: *shows Remus the dare* See!

Remus: *sees the dare and slowly starts to calm down*

Virgil: I love you and only you and I would never do anything to intentionally make you jealous!

Remus: *eyes stop glowing and tentacles go back* 

Remus: *slowly goes unconcious*

Janus and Virgil: *lets Remus go and gives him some space*

Remus: *wakes up and groans while holding his head* Wha-

Remus: *looks around and realizes what happened* Oh...

Remus: *looks away from Virgil*

Virgil: *hugs Remus*

Remus: *hugs Virgil back and pulls him closer* Sorry...

Virgil: *still hugging Remus* It's alright it wasn't your fault

Virgil: *kisses Remus on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back*

Virgil: Love you Ree

Remus: Love you too Vee Vee

Both: *smile and hold each other close*

Remus: *still holding Virgil* Still hate him though

Virgil: *smiles and playfully rolls his eyes*