Remus: We have two dares from Official_TadashiYams

Remus: The first one is for you Jan and it says Janus: I've already made you grow up your kids. Why not genderbend them this time? Temporarily of course

Virgil: Oh god let's hope the conservatives don't find this one 

Janus: Now wouldn't those conversations just be lovely but alright why not

Janus: Monty! Duke! Jeremy!

Monty, Duke, and Jeremy: *walk into the room* Yes?

Janus: Very hypothetical question here but how would you 3 feel about being girls for a little while?

Monty: *gasps*  We're gonna turn into girls? Please Papa I wanna feel pretty!

Duke: OOH! Me too!

Jeremy: I always wanted to know what it was like being a Princess!

Remus: *cackles* Guess that answers that Jan

Janus: Alright ready? 

Monty, Jeremy and Duke: Yeah!

Janus: *turns Monty, Duke, and Jeremy into girls*

Gb!Monty: *wearing a yellow shirt with a light blue skirt and light blue suspenders, has pigtails still wearing her bowler hat and circular glasses*

Gb!Duke: *wearing a black Duchess dress with a green and purple sash and still has her silver streak and purple tips in her long hair*

Gb!Jeremy: *wearing a white Princess dress with a red and dark blue sash and a red and dark blue striped bow in her long hair as well as a small tiara and still wearing her glasses*

Remus, Janus, and Virgil: *surprised* Wow

Monty: It worked! 

Monty: *gets surprised by how high her voice is and giggles*

Jeremy: *twirls in her dress* Nobody said dresses were this comfortable!

Duke: *gasps* Wait if we're girls now does this mean we have cooties!?

Remus: Cooties aren't real Duke but they can be if you meet the right person

Virgil: *playfully elbows Remus*

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: Since this is temporary any new names you 3 want to go by for the time being?

Duchess: Duchess!

Jenny: Princess Jenny has a nice ring to it

Monty: *unsure* Uhhhh hmmmm

Janus: Need a little help deciding there Monty?

Monty: No no I definitely got it! 

Monty: No I don't do you have any ideas Papa?

Janus: That's alright you don't have to change it but how about Monica?

 Monica: OOH! I hate it *giggles* No I don't

Janus: Excellent now that that's settled anything you want to do until this wears off?

Monica, Duchess, and Jenny: Hmmmmm

Monica: *gets an idea* OOH! Can we have a tea party Papa? Pleeeeease

Janus: *smiles* Alright of course we can have a tea party

Monica, Jenny and Duchess: Yay!

Monica: *holds Janus' hand and drags him to the other room with Duchess and Jenny giggling* C'mon we can't have our plushie guests waiting

Remus: *cackles*  Looks like Jan's gonna be occupied for a while

Remus: Alright the last dare is for you Scare Bear and it says Virgil: You have two options, Tell Emile the truth or get Remy to do it. He deserves better

Virgil: *goes wide eyed* What why me!? There's no way I can tell him I literally lied to him about it and I don't trust Remy to own up to his mistakes especially after what he did to Remus

Remus: Oh I'll glady do it for you if you can't Vee Vee

Virgil: *sighs* No no it's fine they're right... Em deserves to know what's going on and what Remy is doing needs to stop

Remus: I swear I will never understand how he managed to get more than one guy to be his side piece like what the actual hell do you see in that sleaze ball!?

Virgil: Yeah seriously Emile's a really nice guy and knowing Remy he's just gonna keep doing it behind his back he doesn't deserve someone like that asshole

Virgil:  I've made up my mind I'll do it this needs to be done and over with

Remus: Alright you want the blackmail pics as evidence in case?

Virgil: *nods* It's gonna hurt him but he needs to believe me and see Remy's true colors

Remus: *gives Virgil the evidence pictures*

Virgil: *takes the evidence photos and takes a deep breath in and out* Wish me luck

Remus: You got this Scare Bear

Virgil: Thanks*sinks down to where Emile is*

Remus: *snickers and smirks* And now what Vee and Jan didn't know is that I also have a dare and it says Remus: (Read away from the others) Make everyone a giant dinner!... Out of cleaning supplies, without bleach, and see how willing they are to go to make you happy 🙃

Remus: *cackles and puts a chef hat on* Time to make Gordon Ramsay proud!

*With Virgil and Emile*

Emile: *sees Virgil* Virgil! Do you how do?

Virgil: Hey Em I'm pretty alright how are you?

Emile: I'm pretty good thank you for asking! So what brings you here today?

Virgil: *rubs the back of his neck awkwardly* Right uh the reason I came here was because there's something I need to tell you

Emile: Well what is it? You know you can tell me anything this a safe space so there's no need to feel nervous-

Virgil: Remy's cheating on you

Emile: *face drops* What...?

Virgil: I lied to you because I didn't want to hurt your feelings and I knew how much he meant to you but he's been doing this shit for a while now and it needs to fucking stop because you don't deserve this betrayal behind your back

Virgil: *shows Emile the pictures* These are the guys he's been hooking up with and this is not someone you should be dedicating yourself to

Emile: *looks at the pictures trying to process them and immediately gets angry* That... That son of a bleeblop!

Emile: *runs out the room to find Remy*

Virgil: *runs following Emile* Em wait up!

Emile: *stops at Remy's door* Oh he is going to get a piece of my mind!

Emile: *tries to knock on Remy's door as calmly as possible*

Remy: *jumps hearing the knock pulling away from making out with both The Critic and Other Side of the Pillow on the couch*

Remy: I'll be right back Babes just gotta get that real quick

Other Side of the Pillow *kisses Remy's hand* Don't be long Baby

Remy: *smirks* Oh I definitely won't be taking my time if you keep calling me that

Remy: *gives The Critic and Other Side of the Pillow one final quick kiss on the lips and gets up and goes to the door and opens it*

Virgil: *quickly hides behind the door*

Remy: *sees Emile* Emmy hey Babe I didn't know you were gonna come over

Emile: *holding in his anger* Just wanted to surprise you Honey

Emile: *holding in his anger* May I come in?

Remy: *immediately blocks the way* No! I mean uh it's way too dirty in there I haven't even cleaned up yet

Emile: *thinking* Like your lies

Emile: *holding in his anger* Interesting also I couldn't help but notice that you have bruises on your neck Sweetie are you okay?

Remy: *quickly adjusts his jacket* Yeah uh I tripped and fell a little while ago many times but I'll be alright

Emile: *holding in his anger* You poor thing it's a good thing I brought you your favorite coffee then

Remy: Aww Babe you shouldn't have-

Emile: *takes out the coffee and opens the lid of the cup and throws the coffee at Remy*

Remy: *hisses in pain* 

Emile: 'Shouldn't have been stupid enough to fall for someone like you!?' Absolutely Asshole!

Emile: *throws the empty coffee cup at Remy and runs away*

Remy: *hissing in pain* Emmy! Babe come back it's not what you think!

Virgil: *quickly and carefully catches up to Emile before Remy can see him*

Emile: *flops down on his desk holding his head with his hands crying angry tears* I can't believe he would actually do something like this! Did I do something wrong to deserve this!? Was I not affectionate enough!?

Virgil: *rubs Emile's back* Hey no you did nothing wrong Em no one deserves something like this to happen to them especially to someone as kind and sweet as you. He's a dick and him doing that just proves he's incapable of treating you right. You don't need him anymore if this is the way he shows how he really feels after all you've done for him all these years in the relationship

Emile: *sniffles* You're right... I don't need to be with someone who won't even have the decency to be committed with me when I put the most effort into the relationship thank you for still being honest with me about it Virgil

Virgil: No problem E.P. you deserved to know 

Virgil: So for a distraction to get your mind off all this you wanna burn/break any stuff he gave you or have another cartoon marathon?

Emile: Yes.

Virgil: *smirks* Alright both it is let's go

*Time Skip*

Jenny: *braiding Monica's hair as Monica pours Janus an imaginary tea from a plastic tea pot*

Monica: One sugar or two Papa?

Janus: Hmmmm two please

Monica: *giggles* Coming right up

Monica: *puts two imaginary sugar cubes in Janus' cup* Enjoy!

Janus: Thank you

Janus: *sips the imaginary tea* Mmm this tea is delicious Monica

Monica: *giggles* Thanks Papa you wanna know what the secret ingredient is?

Janus: What?

Monica: *whispers in Janus' ear* Love

Janus: *smiles* A very special ingredient indeed your secret's safe with me

Jenny: *finishes braiding Monica's hair and shows her the results in a hand mirror* Aaaand done do you like it?

Monica: *gasps* I hate it *giggles* No I don't I love it thank you Jenny!

Monica: *hugs Jenny*

Jenny: *hugs Monica back smiling* You're welcome Monica glad you do

Duchess: *sitting next to a rat plush, raising a plastic tea cup up and down* Monicaaaa Sir Rattington wants a refill!

Monica: Goodness Sir Rattington this is your 5th glass you're gonna take my whole stock at this rate!

Jenny: On the brightside he's giving you more money for your business and can leave good reviews so you can get more customers

Monica: *giggles* That's true!

*Time Skip*

Virgil: *sets the bonfire* Got the box Em?

Emile: *raises the box showing it* Mmhmm

Virgil: Good now go wild throw it in

Emile: *pours all the photos and items that were in the 'Remy Memory Box' in the fire and throws the rest of the box in the fire*

Emile: *summons a baseball bat and starts aggressively beating the box in the fire* You good for nothing waste of my time! I've done everything for you and cared about you just as much as the things that bring me comfort! You're a cheater, a liar, and a dick to Remus or anyone that sees the real you! If I see your face again I'll put you in the fire you caffine drinking biker wannabe twink!

Virgil: *goes wide eyed watching Emile impressed*

Emile: *throws the rest of the baseball bat in the fire catching his breath* That felt so good! That was surprisingly just as therapeutic as watching cartoons!

Virgil: Damn E never knew you had it in you but speaking of cartoons you ready for that marathon?

Emile: Is that even a question of course I'm always ready for some toons!

Virgil: *smiles*  Alright let's go

*Time Skip*

Remus: *in the kitchen stirring the supplies and putting seasonings in the pot*

Remus: Hmmmmm I wonder if all this stuff is flammable?

Remus: *dumps more supplies in the big pot and summons a blowtorch cranking up the stove* 

Remus: Welp let's find out!

*Time Skip*

Jenny: *pointing her fake sword at Duchess* Dragon Duchess! Unhand Princess Monica at once!

Duchess: *playfully roars hugging Monica tight* Never!

Jenny: Noble Knight Janus what do I do?

Janus: You fight with honor Princess Jenny you must slay the Dragon Duchess and save Princess Monica but in order to do that you must be brave and believe in yourself and claim victory

Jenny: *raises her fake sword high and playfully stabs Duchess with it* I believe!

Duchess: *lets go of Monica, dramatically laying on the floor* I have been slayed! Struck by the powerful Princess Jenny!

Duchess: *plays dead* Bleh!

Monica: *hugs Jenny* You saved me! Thank you Princess Jenny!

Jenny: *hugs Monica back*  All in a day's work Princess

Duchess: What you two didn't know is that I came back to life by the power of believing too!

Duchess: *playfully roars and tackle hugs Jenny and Monica* 

Monica, Jenny, and Duchess: *laugh on the floor hugging each other*

Janus: *smiles at the sight*

*Time Skip*

Emile and Virgil: *finish the cartoon marathon* 

Virgil: *gets up and stretches* Alright Em I gotta go

Emile: Okay thank you again for all this Virgil I really needed it after everything

Virgil: *smiles* No problem Em if you ever need anything else just let me or the others know alright?

Emile: *smiles* I will and the same goes for you too

Virgil: Alright later E

Emile: *waves* Bye Virgil! Tell Remus and Janus I said hello!

Virgil: I will

Virgil: *sinks back down*

Janus: *tucks Monica, Jenny, and Duchess to bed and gives them each a kiss on their foreheads causing them to change back to normal when they fall asleep*

Janus: *carefully leaves the room and quietly closes the door and sees Virgil*

Virgil: Jan have you seen Remus I haven't seen him anywhere?

Janus: No I thought he was already with you

Janus and Virgil: *feel a familiar tug*

Virgil: Guess we're about to find out

Janus and Virgil: *appear at the dining table*

Remus: *ringing a bell* Dinner time! Freshly made by your chaotic Chef Dukey! Dinner time!

Roman: *walks in the room with Patton and Logan* What is all this ruckus about and-

Roman: *sees the set up table and Remus in a chef outfit* Whaaaaat is happening here?

Remus: The start of my Ramsay arc obviously!

Patton: Aww Remus you didn't have to cook dinner for us

Remus: I know but I wanted to now sit sit we can't have your food getting cold now 

Everyone: *sits down*

Remus: *pulls a chair for Virgil*

Virgil: *sits down* Thank you

Remus: *pushes the chair forward and kisses the side of Virgil's head* You're welcome

Remus: *quickly runs to the kitchen*

Roman: I can't believe he actually made dinner I don't know whether to be proud of him or fear he slipped something hazardous in it 

Janus: *pats Roman's back* Just hope he didn't burn it or spit in it

Remus: *walks back in the dining room with a trolly of covered plates and gives everyone one*

Remus: *removes all the covers from the plates with his tentacles revealing the cleaning supplies* Bone Apple Teeth!

Everyone: *looks at their plates confused*

Janus: Well isn't this just edible

Patton: It looks... Delicious?

Logan: *pokes the glass cleaning spray with a fork* Uhh do you take constructive criticism?

Roman: *sighs* It's certainly something I'm not surprised by

Remus: Well go on dig in! I made this meal with literal blood, sweat, and tears and made sure to put as much love into it as possible!

Virgil: Really hoping that 'literal' statement is false

 Remus: *fake pouts* Are you all not going to try it? I know it's not what you're used to but this was something I wanted to do from the heart and show my appreciation but if this is really how the people I love treat me then I'll do everyone else the favor and stop...

Patton: No no no we don't want you to stop!

Patton: Remus is right guys he worked really hard on this meal and we shouldn't judge his different methods of cooking things so why don't we maybe give it a try?

Logan: Patton if you think I'm just willingly going to injest Windex you're gravely mistaken

Roman: *picks up the sponge and sighs* I've already ate his deodorant there's nothing that can be any worse than that

Roman: *prepares himself and eats the sponge and looks at it in surprise*

Roman: Remus is this a literal sponge cake? Like a sponge cake made to look like an actual sponge

Remus: *cackles* Maybe

Virgil: *opens the cap to the dish soap and pours it in his mouth* This is just Jello

Patton: *eats the duster* And this duster is cotton candy!

Janus: *sprays the spray bottle in his mouth* White wine was something I wasn't expecting out of this but I'm not complaining

Logan: *confused* Then what is...

Logan: *opens the glass cleaner bottle and drinks it* Hmm Blueberry juice I must admit very clever

Roman: Yeah you really got us with this Remus

Remus: See? I can cook chaotically wholesome things! Never underestimate a highly skilled Chef!

Roman: Wait so does this mean everything you eat is actually something else?

Remus: Nope those are real!

Virgil: No surprise there

*A Few Moments Later* 

Everyone: *finishes their meals*

Remus: Alright guys we gotta go

Patton: *waves* Okay bye guys! Thank you for the food Remus!

Remus: You're welcome! Byyyye!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink back down*

Virgil: Let me guess it was your dare?

Remus: *cackles* Yeah but I bent the rules a little bit 

Remus: I did actually try to cook you guys a dinner with cleaning supplies but they kinda blew up and I didn't want to accidentally harm any of you if you actually ate it so I wanted to pull a little prank and made them into little treats disguised as cleaning supplies to see your faces when you do eat it

Janus: Remus deceiving people with food? I've never been more proud

Remus: *cackles* Thank you!