Remus: I got a dare from BlackDiamondKawaii

Remus: And it says I dare Remus to get Roman noodles to dye his hair, like not neon green but like, not dark green, and you have to dye your head of hair red, except for your grey streak that has to stay.❤

Remus: *cackles* Alright 

Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*

Remus: Hey dear brother of mine

Roman: What do you want Remus?

Remus: Oh nothing I just wanted you to...

Remus: Dye your hair green please please please!

Roman: What no why?

Remus: Please we can match if you want?

Roman: No

Remus: Please I promise if you do it I'll stop bothering you

Roman: Remus you and I both know that's the last thing you would ever do

Remus: I mean you're not wrong but please Romano!

Roman: No Remus

Remus: Oh c'mon please I'll make it even by dying all of my hair red except for my streak

Roman: *thinks about it*

Roman: *sighs* Alright fine

Remus: *clapping his hands excitedly* 

Roman: *summons his hair green* 

Remus: *snorts*

Roman: What!?

Remus: *trying not to laugh* Nothing nothing don't look at it yet cause we're gonna look at it at the same time

Roman: Fine

Remus: *summons all of his hair red except for his streak*

Roman: *snorts and laughs*

Remus: What's so funny Roman noodles?

Roman: Nothing nothing let's just look at it together

Remus: Alright 1, 2, 3

Roman and Remus: *turn and look in the mirror*

Roman and Remus: Oh!

Remus: Yeah this did not go as expected

Roman: Remus this was a terrible idea! I look like a piece of broccoli!

Remus: Nah it looks more like a piece of broccoli vomited on your head

Remus: *gasps* Now you really ARE Prince Barfing

Remus: *cackles*

Roman: *glares at Remus*

Roman: Whatever at least mine doesn't look like a murder scene that took place on top of my head!

Remus: ...

Remus: You do realize I take that as a compliment right

Roman: *summons his hair back to normal* I don't care whatever just leave!

Remus: *cackles and sinks back down*

Virgil: *sees Remus' hair* Oh wow Remus that's uh...

Janus: Virgil don't even bother lying to him

Virgil: Y-Yeah i-it's bad Remus...

Janus: Remus I'm gonna say this in the most nicest way possible but...

Janus: You look fucking ridiculous right now

Janus: Like your mustache is not helping the fact that you look a gay red headed Mario

Remus: *summons his hair back to normal* Eh red was never my color anyway unless it's blood

Virgil and Janus: ...

Remus: What!? Why are you guys even surprised when I say stuff like this!

Virgil and Janus: ...

Janus: Remus get help