Remus: We all got a dare from Bubbly_Fander

Remus: And it says Can you react to The teacher dude from Thomas' old vines with everyone there Good luck Logannnn

Virgil: OOF

Remus: *cackling* Welp we're gonna have to make a tombstone for Logan's sanity!

Remus: Let's go guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*

Patton: *waves* Hey guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Hey

Remus: Alright so today we're gonna watch Thomas' old vines

Roman: Okay?

Remus: *smirking* Specifically the teacher ones

Logan: *mentally cringing* Oh dear Newton

Remus: *cackles and plops down on the couch* So get cozy!

All: *get comfortable on the couch*

Remus: *presses play*

Students: *fighting and cheering*

Teacher Guy: Hey!

Logan: Oh no

Remus: *cackles*

Teacher Guy: *walks up to a girl and gives her a note*

Teacher Guy: Dress Code

Teacher Guy: *walks away*

Students: *stare confused*

Remus: *cackles*

Logan: *mentally cringing*

Teacher Guy: Alright whose happy to be back?

Girl: Absolutely no one

Teacher Guy: Me neither let's get the heck out of here

All Students: *in the car* Go Go Go

Teacher Guy: *behind the wheel, panicking* I'm going I'm going

Logan: How are they all even fitting in there!?

Remus: *cackles*

Teacher Guy: *driving and screaming with the students*

Girl: *running after the car* Wait!

All but Logan: *laugh*

Teacher: You guys be good for my sub

Remus: *snorts*

Teacher Guy: She's gone

Logan: Don't-

Teacher Guy: *making a mess in the class with the students and yelling*

Logan: *sighs*

Teacher: I forgot my-

Teacher Guy: *yelling* YEAAAAAAAAH!

Logan: *cringing*

Teacher Guy: *stops yelling and puts a hat on a student*

All but Logan: *laugh*

Logan: How much longer do I have to watch this?

Remus: Until it's done!

Teacher Guy: *has his feet up on the desk* Hey guys I'm not really feeling it today so why don't you just sit there and-

Logan: Get your feet off the desk!

Staff Member: *walks in*

Teacher Guy: *quickly throws the toy and stands up* Let me tell you about geometry

Teacher Guy: *"explaining" an angle as music plays*

All but Logan: *laugh*

Logan: *puts his hands in his face and groans*

Screen: *reads "Some Teachers"*

Teacher Guy: *sitting on the floor* Alright it's the first day of school so let's just lay back and introduce ourselves

Students: *put their heads down*

Patton: Well that seems pretty normal

Screen: *reads "Other Teachers"*

Logan: Oh no

Teacher Guy: *points a yard stick at the board* Alright here's your assignment

Teacher Guy: *takes out a text book* These are your books

Teacher Guy: 200 bucks each

Students: *move back*

Teacher Guy: Homework is due tomorrow

Students: *quickly flipping through book pages and writing on paper*

Teacher Guy: Test is Friday

All: Wow

Remus: *cackles* It's like how you are now Logan!

Logan: *grumbles*

Girl: Can I take a mental health day?

Janus: Self care!

Teacher Guy: Honey you got three exams, two projects, and four essays to worry about I dont think you really have the time

Other Girl: *sneezes*

Teacher Guy: Hey go to the nurses office! Take care of yourself you're sick!

All: Wow

Janus: Oh please the nurse is most likely not going to give that girl ice

Logan: *sighs* Yup

Teacher Guy: For today kids

Teacher Guy: *takes out blankets* I'm bringing back nap time

Patton: Yay!

Logan: *hating every moment of this*

Girl: Don't we have a lot of work?

Teacher Guy: *throws blanket at girl's table* No! Nap time!

Boy: But we have a test

Teacher Guy: *wraps blanket around boy and girl* Shh! Nap time

Girl: *in a blanket* But-

Teacher Guy: *laying on the table* Nap time!

Screen: *reads "Being well rested, they went on to pass every class. Boo Yah"*

Logan: What?

All but Logan: *laugh*

Janus: Being well rested is a form of self care that's why they passed their classes

Logan: *frustrated sigh* That doesn't- Okay you know what- Sure

Remus: *cackling* What's the matter Nerdy Wolverine?

Logan: What's the matter is that I can't take anymore of this nonsense that's what!

Remus: *cackles* Too bad!

Logan: *sighs*

Roman: *holds Logan's hand and rubs it with his thumb*

Logan: *holds Roman's hand and slowly starts to relax*

Roman: *gives Logan a quick kiss on the lips*

Logan: *kisses Roman back*

Girl: *about to whisper something in someone's ear*

Teacher Guy: *stands up pointing at both of them* Hey! Quiet!

Girl: *passes note to boy*

Teacher Guy: *takes the note and flales his arms around* It's too loud!

Remus: *cackles*

Logan: They're not even-

Boy: *speaking sign language to another boy*

Other Boy: *starts to respond back*

Teacher Guy: *takes both boy's hands and puts them on the table* Shhhhh!

Logan: *pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs* I can't I just can't

Teacher Guy: *turns around* Well well looks like somebody was 30 minutes late to class today

Teacher Guy: *points upwards at himself in a mirror* Don't let it happen again!

All but Logan: *laugh*

Logan: *cringing*

Teacher Guy: *turns and faces the class* Sorry guys there was a Friends marathon last night

Logan: *just wants this all to end*

Girl: *texting on her phone*

Teacher Guy: *takes the phone and walks away* This is mine now

Boy: *eating a bag of chips*

Teacher Guy: *takes the bag of chips and walks away eating them* And I'm gonna take these

Mother: *holding a backpack* Honey you forgot your backpa-

Teacher Guy: *takes the mother and drags her* Your mom's mine now

Logan: What?

All but Logan and Patton: Woah

Remus: Logan 👀

Logan: Okay what we're not gonna do is that

Girl: What?

Teacher Guy: *being rocked by the mother and eats a chip* Turn to page 46

All but Patton: Oh

Remus: *cackles*

Logan: *sighs* How much longer?

Remus: 25 more seconds!

Logan: *groans*

Teacher Guy: *turns around without glasses* Today kids I only have 50 problems for ya

Logan: Where did-

Students: *groan*

Teacher Guy: *clears his throat, laying on the student's laps* 

Teacher Guy: Okay my first problem is that I don't communicate enough

Logan: Your first problem is that you need to stop communicating!

Remus: *cackles*

Teacher Guy: *at a table with other teachers* Okay what can we do to improve the education of our students?

Teacher: We can pay higher wages to teachers and staff to help support them

Teacher Guy: How about 15 more standardized tests?

All Teachers: Yay!

Logan: *getting annoyed* Yeah how about no!

Teacher Guy: *not wearing his tie and glasses and sitting with the students*

Teacher Guy: *groans* Another Monday am I right?

Teacher Guy: *taking a selfie with another student* I am so done

Logan: I am too

Remus: *snorts* Roman

Roman: Woooow

Teacher Guy: *has a textbook on top of his head* I don't want to be here!

Logan: Neither do I!

Boy: Dude just do this

Teacher Guy: *groans*

Teacher Guy: *puts on his tie and glasses* Alright turn to page 52

Logan: Wow

Screen: *reads "High school"*

Teacher Guy: Alright Pop quiz

Boy: *groans*

Teacher Guy: Hey it's only gonna get tougher in college

Screen: *reads "College"*

Teacher Guy: Alright I have a headache

Logan: *massaging his temples* I do as well

Teacher Guy: *drops all the papers he was carrying* So instead of a quiz we're gonna watch a funny YouTube video and then we're gonna go home

Boy: *takes his backpack and stands up*

Video: *ends*

Logan: *sigh of relief* Oh thank god it's done

Remus: *cackles*

Logan: *gets up and walks away* Well I'm gonna go reevaluate my existence

Roman: *gets up* I'm gonna go stay with him

Roman: *follows Logan*

Patton: *giggles* That was fun!

Remus: *cackles* Yeah

Janus: *gives Patton a quick kiss on the lips*

Patton: *kisses Janus back*

Janus: We don't have to get going Patton

Patton: Okay 

Patton: *waves* Bye guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Bye

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink back down*

Remus: Welp RIP to Logan's last braincell it had a good run

Remus: *cackles* No it didn't