Remus: *smirks* Jan are you ready for your dare from Bi_Boy_Bi

Janus: Yes

Remus: Good! Cause It says Welp Janus you're the only one I haven't dared yet so get ready. Jan I'll go easy on you (jk), all you have to do is deal with Remus after he's consumed a pound or two of sugar. Have fun and try not to let him get killed

Janus: Wait what!?

Remus: *clapping his hand excitedly and bouncing*

Virgil: You want one pound or two Ree?

Remus: *still bouncing* Two!

Janus: Virgil!?

Virgil: *gives Remus two pounds of sugar*  What? This is your dare 

Remus: *immediately chugs all the sugar*

Janus: But-

Virgil: *leaves the room* Good luck!

Janus: *frustrated groan*

Janus: *sees Remus about to throw himself off the fridge*

Janus: Remus get the fuck down from there!

Remus: Okay!

Janus: *runs to Remus* No!

*Time Skip*

Remus: *repeatedly poking Janus' head* Hey Jan Hey Janus Hey Janny Hey Hey Hey Janning Tatum Hey Hey guess what

Janus: *trying to read* What!?

Remus: *shaking from hyper activity* Did you know that Chrysopelea are flying snakes that glide through the air!

Remus: I wonder if you can do it?

Remus: *lifts Janus up* Let's find out!!! 

Janus: *is about to get thrown* Remus don't you dare!

Remus: *about to throw Janus* This bitch empty!

Janus: Remus!

Remus: *yeets Janus across the room* YEET!!!!

Janus: *hits the wall and groans*

*Time Skip* 

Remus: *running around the room swinging his morning star and cackling*

Janus: *silently sobbing as he opens a wine bottle and drinks from it*

Virgil: *walks in the room to see the whole room crashed*

Remus: *runs up to Virgil and spins him and Virgil around and runs the other direction cackling*

Virgil: *regaining his balance* It's that bad?

Janus: *nodding his head as he drinks from the wine bottle*

Virgil: Oof

Janus: *grabs Virgil by his jacket with pleading eye* Help me PLEASE

Virgil: *sighs* Alright

Virgil: Remus go drink water

Remus: *still running* No!

Virgil: *sternly* Remus

Remus: *runs to the other room as he's running around the whole house* You can't make me!

*A Few Moments Later*

Remus: *comes back in the room out of breath*

Remus: *panting* You... can't...

Remus: *collapses on the floor* 

Janus: *hopeful* Is it over?

Remus: *asleep on the floor*

Virgil: Yup you just needed to let him tire himself out

Janus: *on the floor hugging the wine bottle* Never again!