Remus: I got a dare from Bi_Boy_Bi

Remus: And it says Remus just pop up near Roman at random points in the day with a serious expression. Say and do nothing except throw a small spoon at him and whisper "the prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian" ominously and leave. Then repeat when ever you feel Roman's not prepared.

Remus: *cackles* Alright!

Remus: *sinks down to where Roman is*

Roman: *on the couch watching TV*

Roman: *notices Remus*

Remus: *stares at Roman*

Roman: *looks at Remus*  What

Remus: *slowly takes out a small spoon still staring at Roman*

Remus: *throws spoon at Roman's face*

Roman: *gets hit in the face by small spoon* Ow! What the hell Remus!

Remus: *whispers in an ominous tone* The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian

Remus: *backs out of the room slowly still staring at Roman*

Roman: *confused and slightly disturbed*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *opens refrigerator and sees Remus inside*

Remus: *throws small spoon at Roman's face*

Roman: *gets hit in the face by small spoon*  Ow!

Remus: *whispers in an ominous tone* The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian

Remus: *runs out of the refrigerator*

Roman: *frustrated groan*

*Time Skip*

Roman: *looks around his surroundings ready to strike with his katana*

Remus: *appears behind Roman*

Roman: *turns around still holding his katana*

Roman: Remus, I swear to the Dragon Witch herself if you throw one more spoon at me!

Remus: ...

Remus: *throws a bunch of small spoons at Roman*

Roman: *gets hit in the face with all the small spoons* Ow!

Remus: The prophecy was true, save us spoon guardian!

Remus: *runs away cackling*

Roman: *runs after Remus still holding his katana* Remus get back here!

Remus: *quickly sinks back down still cackling*

Remus: *cackling on the floor*

Janus: Well someone looks like they didn't have fun

Remus: *nods his head while still dying of laughter*