Remus: We have two asks and a dare from WeAreTheFreaks03

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: Well Scare Bear, your question says Virgil, do you have spider traits like how Janus has scales and Remus tentacles?

Virgil: I actually do

Virgil: For some reason people associate me with a cat because of the whole hissing and high places thing when it's actually my spider traits

Virgil: I basically hiss when provoked and the high places thing is pretty self explanatory 

Virgil: I'm also very agile so yeah

Remus: *smirks and wiggles eyebrows* And what about the webs?

Virgil: *blushes and clears throat*  ANYWAYS Remus what's the next question?

Remus: *cackling* Alright, mine says Wait Remus do you have tentacles???

Remus: You bet your ass's ass I do!

Remus: *tentacles come out from his back* 

Remus: They come in handy for a lot of things *winks and puts tentacles back*

Remus: *smirks at Janus* Janny~ 

Janus: What

Remus: Are you ready for your dare?

Janus: I'm so excited what is it?

Remus: *smirking* You should be cause it says Janus I dare you to ask Patton on a date

Janus: *blushes and has a coughing fit* Wait hold on what if-

Remus: *smirking* It also says Janus if he says yes you have to go on it! Just to clarify. To up the stakes and just to make sure you don't pull a trick it's a triple dog dare.

Janus: *buries his face in his hands and groans*

Virgil: Jan, c'mon look how far you've gotten 

Janus: *sighs* Fine I'll be right back *sinks down to where Patton is*

Virgil: *sighs* What was the rest of the dare?

Remus: *grinning* Whatever do you mean Scare Bear?

Virgil: *sternly* Remus?

Remus: *cackling* Alright it says (secret for Remus you are going to wreck it please) 

Virgil: *shakes his head* He can not catch a break can he

Patton: *sees Janus* Oh hey Jan!

Janus: *blushing* Hello Patton, I wasn't wondering if you would maybe like to go on a date with me?

Patton: *gasps* Of course Janus! When?

Janus: *blushing* Uh is in 30 minutes okay with you?

Patton: Sure! Whenever you're ready I'm just a knock away!

Janus: Alright see you later Patton *sinks back down*

Patton: *waves* Later Jan!

Remus: *smirking* So what'd he say?

Janus: *blushing* He said no

Remus: *pushes Janus to another room* Well what are you waiting for? Go get ready and look sexy for Papa!

A Few Moments Later

Janus: *comes back in the room wearing the same suit he wore in SvS*

Janus: Is this alright?

Remus: Perfect!

Remus: Now go have fun!

Remus: But not too much fun 

Remus: *smirks and winks* Or do~

Virgil: You've got nothing to worry about Jan you got this

Janus: *smiles* Thanks *sinks down infront of Patton's room door*

Virgil: *sighs and kisses Remus' cheek* Go easy on him okay

Remus: No promises!

Janus: *takes a deep breath in and a deep breath out and knocks on Patton's door*

Patton: *opens door revealing him in the same suit he wore in SvS*

Patton: Hey!

Janus *breathy* Hi 

Janus: *offers Patton his hand*

Patton: *takes Janus' hand and walks with him downstairs to the kitchen table* 

Janus: *pulls chair out for Patton to sit*

Patton: *sits down and thanks Janus*

Janus: *nods and pushes Patton's chair in*

Janus: *lights a candle and pours him and Patton a glass of wine and takes his own seat*

Both: *eat dinner and talk*

*Time Skip*

Both: *on the couch snuggling in a blanket watching a movie*

Janus: *puts his hand on top of Patton's and interwines his fingers with his*

Patton: *snuggles up closer to Janus*

Both: *stare into each others eyes*

Janus: *slowly leans in to kiss Patton on the lips*

Remus: JANUS I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME WITH-

Both: *jump and seperate from each other*

Remus: *smirks and wiggles his eyebrows* Ooh were mommy and daddy gonna do something naughty~

Janus: *holding in is anger* I'm afraid we'll have to cut this short Patton

Patton: *blushing* I-its alright we can always do this some other time if you'd like

Janus: Yeah I'd like that *pulls Remus by the ear*

Remus: *cackling* Ow! Ow! Ow!

Janus: *still pulling Remus' ear* Bye Patton *sinks down with Remus*

Patton: *blushing* Bye Jan

Janus:*lets go of Remus' ear and glares at him*

Remus: *smiles innocently*

Janus: *inhales* Remus...

Janus:  You mind telling me WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS BACK THERE!?

Remus: Well mother dearest, what you didn't know about your dare was that I had to make it like Ralph and wreck it! *cackles*

Janus: *trying to calm himself down* Why am I not surprised! why!

Virgil: *looks at Remus*

Remus: *calming down from his laughing fit* Alright, alright  in all seriousness if I didn't have to do anything for your dare I would have left you alone

Janus: *crosses his arms over his chest* Yeah sure you would

Remus: I mean it Jan! I have to help you get laid somehow!

Janus: *blushing and waving his hands* Okay, that- okay I believe you just drop it or whatever

Remus: *cackles*