Remus: Jan you got a dare from HeatherGrace133

Janus: What is it?

Remus: It says Hey guys, its been a long time since I did one of these, lol. Janus, are you still salty about the whole locked-in-a-room-with Remus-on-a-sugar-high-thing? 

Janus: YES!

*Flashback*

Remus: *grabs Janus and lifts him up high* WE SHOULD TRY THAT FLYING TRICK AGAIN!!

Janus: Remus stop please no!!!

Remus: *throws Janus across the room even harder than last time* FLY BE FREEEE!!!

Janus: *hits the wall hard and groans*

Remus: *runs around the whole room* WHEEEEEEEEE!!!

*Flashback*

Remus: HEY JAN HEY JAN JAN JAN JAN JAN!!!

Janus: *still on the floor numb* What

Remus: *takes out his morning star* LET'S PLAY CATCH THE SNAKE!!!!!

Janus: *panics* No no no no no Remus!

Remus: *strikes his morning star at Janus*

Janus: *quickly gets out of the way and stands up*

Remus: *still holding his morning star* AWWW I MISSED!!!

Remus: *lifts his morning star back up* WELP NOW TO TRY AGAIN!!!

Janus: *runs away from Remus* No no no no no no Remus stop!

Remus: *chases Janus and cackles like a maniac* WHEEEEEEE!

*Flashback Ends*

Janus: *shudders, traumatized*

Remus: *cackles and continues reading* Hopefully not but I still dare Janus to sing "So Big/So Small" from D.E.H. to Remus and Virgil. Also, Emile has to be there to time how long it takes for one of you to start crying. Enjoy!

Janus: Oof alright

Virgil: Alright I'll go get Emile

Virgil: *sinks down to where Emile is* 

Emile: Oh hello Virgil! Sorry about what happened last time... Is Remus okay?

Virgil: Yeah he's fine Emile I actually came here to tell you that Jan is gonna sing So Big/So Small from Dear Evan Hansen to us and we wanted you to help time us to see how long it takes for one of us to cry

Emile: Oh okay sure!

Virgil: Cool

Emile: *takes his timer, notepad, and pencil and sinks down with Virgil*

Emile: Hello Remus! Hello Janus!

Remus and Janus: Hi

Remus: *summons a radio and sits criss crossed on the floor*

Virgil: *sits in Remus' lap and leans back*

Remus: *wraps his arms around Virgil and holds him close*

Janus: Alright you guys ready?

Remus and Virgil: Yeah

Janus: Alright

Janus: Remus music if you will

Remus: *presses play on the radio to play the instrumental*

Emile: *starts his timer*

Janus: *singing* It was a February day

Janus: *singing* When your dad came by, before going away

Janus: *singing* A U-Haul truck in the driveway

Janus: *singing* The day it was suddenly real

Virgil: *slowly starting to get sad*

Janus: *singing* I told you not to come outside

Janus: *singing* But you saw that truck

Janus: *singing* And you smiled so wide

Janus: *singing* A real live truck in your driveway

Janus: *singing* We let you sit behind the wheel

Janus: *singing* Goodbye, goodbye

Virgil: *getting teary eyed*

Janus: *singing* Now it's just me and my little guy

Remus: *looks at Janus*

Janus: *singing* And the house felt so big, and I felt so small

Janus: *singing* The house felt so big, and I felt so small

Virgil: *closes his eyes, trying not to cry*

Janus: *singing* That night, I tucked you into bed

Janus: *singing* I will never forget how you sat up and said

Janus: *singing* "Is there another truck coming to our driveway?

Janus: *singing* A truck that will take mommy away"

Remus: *looks down sad*

Janus: *singing* And the house felt so big, and I felt so small

Janus: *singing* The house felt so big, and I

Janus: *singing* And I knew there would be moments that I'd miss

Virgil: *crying*

Janus: *singing* And I knew there would be space I couldn't fill

Remus: *staring off with tears running down his face*

Janus: *singing* And I knew I'd come up short a billion different ways

Remus: *holds Virgil closer*

Janus: *singing with tears in his eyes* And I did

Janus: *singing with tears in his eyes* And I do

Janus: *singing and wipes away his tears* And I will

Janus: *singing* But like that February day

Janus: *singing* I will take your hand, squeeze it tightly and say

Janus: *singing* There's not another truck in the driveway

Janus: *singing* Your mom isn't going anywhere

Janus: *singing* Your mom is staying right here

Remus and Virgil: *crying*

Janus: *singing* Your mom isn't going anywhere

Janus: *singing* Your mom is staying right here

Janus: *singing* No matter what

Remus: *looks at Janus with tears in his eyes*

Janus: *singing* I'll be here

Janus: *singing* When it all feels so big

Janus: *singing* 'Til it all feels so small

Janus: *singing* When it all feels so big

Janus: *singing* 'Til it all feels so small

Janus: *singing* 'Til it all feels so small

Instrumental: *ends*

All: *clap* 

Emile: *gives a tissue to Remus and Virgil*

Remus and Virgil: *take the tissue*

Virgil: *wiping his tears with the tissue* Good job Jan

Remus: *sniffs* Yeah

Remus: What's our time Emile?

Emile: *checks his notepad* Um Virgil started getting teary eyed around 56 seconds but actually started crying at 2 minutes and 10 seconds

Emile: Remus you started crying around the same time as Virgil at 2 minutes and 16 seconds

Emile: And Janus you started getting teary eyed at 2 minutes and 30 seconds

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Wow

Emile: Yup

Emile: *watch beeps* 

Emile: *checks his watch* Oh I have another patient waiting for me! As the Looney Tunes would say "That's All Folks"

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Bye thanks Emile

Emile: No problem and bye guys!

Emile: *sinks back down*

Remus and Virgil: *sigh*

Virgil: You good?

Remus: Yeah you?

Virgil: *nods his head* Mmhmm

Remus: *kisses Virgil on the cheek* Good

Janus: *hugs Remus and Virgil*

Remus and Virgil: *hug Janus back*

Janus: *pulls away*

Virgil: *sighs* 2 minutes and 10 seconds...

Virgil: Damn you Dear Evan Hansen for being such an emotional rollercoaster!