Remus: We have a dare and a question from Leona2cookie

Remus: The dare is for you Virgil and it says I dare Virgil to slap his least favorite side every time he sees them (if you don't have a fav side do Roman)

 Virgil: Oh cool

Virgil: Janus come here

Remus: *cackles*

Janus: Woooow

Virgil: I'm kidding I'm kidding

Virgil: I'm gonna slap Roman because 1 he's extra and 2 I'm not slapping my dad or Logan

Virgil: Also he slapped Jan so it's payback

Remus: *gasps* I knew I married you for a reason!

Virgil: Alright I'll be right back

Virgil: *sinks down to where Roman is*

Roman: Oh hey Virgil

Virgil: Hey

Virgil: *slaps Roman's face hard*

Roman: Ow! What the hell Virgil!?

Virgil: Sorry you had something on your face so I had to get it off for you

Roman: *holding his cheek and hisses in pain* At least tell me next time geez!

*Time Skip*

Roman: *in the kitchen* 

Virgil: *walks in the room* Hey Roman I lost something really important can you help me find it?

Roman: Sure Virgil what-

Virgil: *slaps Roman in the face harder than last time*

Roman: Ow! Virgil what was that for!?

Virgil: My bad I thought I saw something on your face again whoops

Roman: *glares at Virgil while holding his cheek*

*Time Skip*

Virgil: *points forward* Hey Roman what's that over there?

Roman: *turns around* Where?

Roman: *turns back around* Virgil I don't see-

Virgil: *slaps Roman's face as hard as he can*

Roman: Ow! You little-

Roman: *about to hit Virgil*

Virgil: *flinches* Hit me and I'll tell Remus!

Roman: *immediately puts his hand down holding his cheek*

Roman: *frustrated sigh* You're lucky you're married to my brother who will literally kill anyone if he found out if they even laid a finger on you!

Virgil: *laughs*

 Roman: *glares at Virgil, still holding his cheek*

Roman and Virgil: ...

Virgil: *slaps Roman on the other side of his face as hard as he can and quickly sinks back down*

Roman: Ow! Virgil you *growls*

Virgil: *laughing* Did it

Remus: *cackling* Nice!

Remus: Alright and the question is for me and it says And question? Remus what are the reasons you love Virgil??

Remus: Well other than the fact that he's HOT um  

Remus: I love him cause he's always there for me, I love him cause he's someone I can easily talk to and hang out with, I love him cause he's loyal and caring, I love him cause no matter what chaotic thing I say or do he still loves me, I love him cause whenever he's around I just feel this big ball of comfort that makes me forget about my own thoughts

Remus: I love everything about him and I would never trade him for any deodorant in the world!

Virgil: *blushing and smiling*

Virgil: *pulls Remus by his sash and kisses him on the lips*

Remus: *kisses Virgil back* 

Both: *pull away and smile*

Virgil: *smiling* I love you

Remus: *smiling* I love you too Scare Bear

Janus:  Disgustingly wholesome gays