Remus: We have some questions and dares from Bubbly_Fander

Remus: The first question is for all of us and it says All of you who would you date If Janus wasn't dating Patton and Virgil and Remus weren't dating each other

Remus: Hmm if I wasn't dating Scare Bear I would probaby date deodorant

Janus: Why am I not suprised

Virgil: Gerard Way

Janus: Virgil they meant-

Virgil: Gerard.

Virgil: Way.

Remus: I approve!

Janus: *sighs* Alright

Janus: My answer is probably not Logan

Remus: Alright the next question says Remus what's your fav song from Beetlejuice (Mines say my name I'm pretty sure yours is That beautiful sound) And also Virgil same question but for Dear Evan Hansen (Mines Waving through a window) And Janus I'm pretty sure yours is Razzle Dazzle

Remus: My favorite song actually is That Beautiful Sound!

Virgil: My favorite song from Dear Evan Hansen would have to be Good For You or Waving Through a Window

Janus: We all know that Razzle Dazzle is not my favorite song from Chicago

Remus: Yeah

Remus: Anyways the dare says Also sing them in front of your boyfriends and also if you can get Roman, Logan, and Patton (who am I kidding if you can get Logan) to sing a song from there fav also in front of there boyfriends Hehehehehehehe

Remus: *cackles* We'll spare Nerdy Wolverine by making him sing the Crofter's the musical song with Roman!

Virgil: *laughs* Yeah

Remus: Anyways Scare Bear do you want to sing Lydia's parts

Virgil: Sure

Remus: Alright!

Remus: *plays instrumental*

Remus: *sings* Do you hear that sound?

Janus: *screams*

Virgil: *sings* That beautiful sound?

Janus: *screams*

Remus: *singing* That is the sound, of clean, white, shorts turning brown

Remus: *takes out his morning star* Torture and pain

Janus: *screams*

Remus: *singing* Breaking a brain

Janus: *in a high pitch voice* This is so weird!

Remus: *singing* A sound that says "I will never sleep well again"

Janus: *screams*

Virgil: *singing* The sound of a scream

Janus: *screams*

Virgil: *singing* Is music to me

Remus: *screams*

Virgil: *singing* A sound that says fifteen years full-time therapy

Remus: *singing* Trauma and fear

Janus: *screams*

Remus: *singing* It sings in my ear

Janus: *screams* 

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Ain't it the sweetest noise around?

Remus and Virgil: *singing*  That beautiful sound

Janus: Ding Dong

Remus: Ooh! Someone's at the door

Virgil: You wanna answer it this time?

Remus: More than anything!

Virgil: Don't oversell it, act natural

Remus: Come on, you're giving me advice?

Janus: Hello, I'm with the U.S. Census Bureau, time for a few- 

Janus: Oh my God!

Remus: Hi

Janus: How many people live here?

Virgil: Just me

Janus: Ohh, and you?

Remus: I don't live here, I'm dead

Janus: *screams*

Remus: *singing* Panic and stress

Virgil: *singing* Panic and stress

Remus: *singing* Oh ain't it the best?

Virgil: *singing* Ain't it the best

Remus: *singing* The sound of heart

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Exploding inside a chest

Virgil: *singing* It fills you with pride

Remus: *singing* We're ruining lives

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Ain't it the sweetest noise in town?

Remus: and Virgil: *smiling and singing* That beautiful sound

Remus: *boops Virgil's nose*

Virgil: *smiles*

Remus: Hey! You know what would make all this even more awesome?

Virgil: What?

Remus: More me!

Remus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus: Fellas!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* All we wanna do is hear that sound

Remus: Hey, hey everybody

Remus: Hey, hey watch

Remus: *does a ridiculous dance*

Virgil: *laughs*

Remus: Virgil, watch this

Remus: *continues his ridiculous dancing*

Virgil: Hey

Virgil: *dances*

Remus: Hey, nice moves Virgil

Remus: *laughs*

Virgil: *giggles*

Janus: Ding Dong

Remus: Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door

Remus: Alright, let's make some more people scream!

Janus: Package for Deetz

Remus: You know overnight delivery cost extra?

Virgil: What a rip off

Remus: *laughs maniacally*

Janus: Ding Dong

Remus: Ohh! Okay, okay, shh!

Janus: Pizza for Deetz

Virgil: Hey, what'd you order?

Remus: *smirks looking at Janus* Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes!

Janus: Snakes?

Janus: *hisses*

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *laugh*

Janus: Ding Dong

Remus: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights!

Janus: Hello? New neighbors?

Janus: I brought you a pie

Janus: It's from the store! Oh I don't see anything

Remus: Hi there

Janus: *screams*

Remus: *laughs maniacally*

Remus: Hey Virgil, check this out

Remus: Dance break!

Remus: *tap dances*

Virgil: *laughs*

Remus: Lady, you're forgetting something!

Janus: *dramatically* My pie!!!!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *laugh*

Remus: *singing* Yes I hear that sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* Yes we do

Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* Yes, we do, it's beautiful

Virgil: *singing* A sound that means

Virgil: *singing* No more condescending adults

Virgil: *singing* Hanging around

Remus: *singing* Every groan

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Each wail and each moan

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Adds up to Daddy's leavin'

Virgil: *singing* Me the hell alone!

Virgil: *singing* Hey look at me

Remus and Janus: *singing* We're looking at you girl

Virgil: *singing* I'm finally free

Remus and Janus: *singing* You're finally free girl

Virgil: *singing* I was invisible

Remus and Janus: *singing* She was invisible

Virgil, Remus, and Janus: *singing* But now they all see

Virgil: *singing* They're out of my grill

Virgil: *singing* Because of that

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *singing* Shrill symphony

Virgil, Remus, and Janus: *singing* Ain't it the

Virgil, Remus, and Janus: *singing* Sweetest noise around

Remus and Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Janus: *singing* That sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Sound

Janus: *singing* That sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Sound

Janus: *singing* That sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* Sound 

Remus and Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Remus and Virgil: *singing* That beautiful sound

Instrumental: *ends*

Remus: *clapping* Yay

Janus: The fact that that song doesn't fit you both

Remus: I know isn't it great!

Remus: Your turn Scare Bear!

Virgil: Alright

Remus: *claps and plays instrumental*

Virgil: *sings* I've learned to slam on the brake

Virgil: *singing* Before I even turn the key

Virgil: *singing* Before I make the mistake

Virgil: *singing* Before I lead with the worst of me

Virgil: *singing* Give them no reason to stare

Virgil: *singing* No slipping up if you slip away

Virgil: *singing* So I got nothing to share

Virgil: *singing* No, I got nothing to say

Virgil: *singing* Step out, step out of the sun

Virgil: *singing* If you keep getting burned

Virgil: *singing* Step out, step out of the sun

Virgil: *singing* Because you've learned, because you've learned

Virgil: *singing* On the outside, always looking in

Virgil: *singing* Will I ever be more than I've always been?

Virgil: *singing* 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Virgil: *singing* I'm waving through a window

Virgil: *singing* I try to speak, but nobody can hear

Virgil: *singing* So I wait around for an answer to appear

Virgil: *singing* While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Virgil: *singing* I'm waving through a window, oh

Virgil: *singing* Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me?

Virgil: *singing* We start with stars in our eyes

Virgil: *singing* We start believing that we belong

Virgil: *singing* But every sun doesn't rise

Virgil: *singing* And no one tells you where you went wrong

Virgil: *singing* Step out, step out of the sun

Virgil: *singing* If you keep getting burned

Virgil: *singing* Step out, step out of the sun

Virgil: *singing* Because you've learned, because you've learned

Virgil: *singing* On the outside, always looking in

Virgil: *singing* Will I ever be more than I've always been?

Virgil: *singing* 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Virgil: *singing* Waving through a window

Virgil: *singing* I try to speak, but nobody can hear

Virgil: *singing* So I wait around for an answer to appear

Virgil: *singing* While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Virgil: *singing* Waving through a window, oh

Virgil: *singing* Can anybody see, is anybody waving?

Virgil: *singing* When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around

Virgil: *singing* Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around

Virgil: *singing* Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around

Virgil: *singing* Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around

Virgil: *singing* Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* Did I even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* Did I even make a sound?

Virgil: *singing* It's like I never made a sound

Virgil: *singing* On the outside, always looking in

Virgil: *singing* Will I ever be more than I've always been?

Virgil: *singing* 'Cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass

Virgil: *singing* Waving through a window

Virgil: *singing* I try to speak, but nobody can hear

Virgil: *singing* So I wait around for an answer to appear

Virgil: *singing* While I'm watch, watch, watching people pass

Virgil: *singing* Waving through a window, oh

Virgil: *singing* Can anybody see, is anybody waving back at me? 

Remus and Janus: *singing* Oh

Virgil: *singing* Is anybody waving?

Virgil: *singing* Waving, waving, whoa-oh, whoa-oh

Instrumental: *ends*

Remus: *clapping* That was beautiful Scare Bear!

Virgil: *blushing* T-Thanks

Remus: *smirks* You ready to Razzle Dazzle Patton, Jan?

Janus: *blushing* Uh can we not have Logan and Roman go first?

Remus: Sure let's go!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: *sink down to the light sides*

Roman and Logan: *making out on the couch*

Remus: *clears his throat*

Roman and Logan: *immediately pull away from each other blushing*

Logan: *clears his throat and adjusts his tie* Did you guys need something?

Remus: *smirking* Yeah but it looks like you two also needed something 

Roman: *blushing* Shut up what do you want

Remus: Well, we were singing our favorite songs from our favorite musicals and we wanted you and Logan to sing Crofter's the Musical!

Roman: *surprised* Oh sure

Logan: A-Alright

Remus: Perfect! *plays instrumental*

Roman: *sings* It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense

Roman: *singing* We're bombarded with grim black currant events

Roman: *singing* I should drop this whole serious song pretense

Roman: *singing* 'Cause this song is not about all that

Logan: *singing* We made a partnership with Crofter's!

Logan: *singing* We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear

Logan: *singing* We believe it meant to extend us an offer...

Roman: *singing* For which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!

Logan: *singing* Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild

Logan: *singing and takes out a jar of Crofter's* Blueberry

Logan: *singing* Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?

Logan: *singing* Even I

Logan: *singing* I don't have the vocabulary

Logan: *singing* To describe what I'm feeling inside

Logan: *singing* But for me it's very unordinary

Logan: *singing* The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day

Logan: *singing* In a local health foods grocery

Roman: *singing* I felt like Lara Croft or Nathan Drake

Roman: *singing* Discovering a treasure once unknown to me

Roman: *singing* But the greatest thing is yet to be revealed!

Roman: *singing* Guys, I cannot believe this is real

Logan: *singing* Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... blueberry

Roman: *singing* I'm fraught with jelly-sy. I can't believe you're telling me

Logan: *singing* Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine?

Roman: *singing* That he's the favored side!

Roman and Logan: *singing* Even I

Logan: *singing* I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm...

Roman: *singing* I don't have the vigor to bear the loss of pride that I'm...

Roman and Logan: *singing* Feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary

Roman: *singing* This is Crofter's!

Roman and Logan: *singing* This is Crofter's!

Roman: *singing*  We're talking Crofters!

Logan: *singing* Sweet, sweet Crofter's!

Roman: *singing* I mean this jelly might as well be gold!

Roman: *singing* It's all that I opt for!

Logan: *singing* 'Cause Crofter's is the only jelly

Logan: *singing* I put in my belly

Roman: *singing* Only jelly in my belly

Logan: *riffing*

Roman: *singing* Only jelly in my belly

Roman: *singing* Only jelly in my belly

Roman and Logan: *singing* The only jelly I'll put in my belly!

Instrumental: *ends*

Remus: *smirking* Are you sure Crofter's is the only jelly you'll put in your belly

Logan: Yes what other jelly would I find adequate?

Remus: *smirks about to say something*

Roman: *blushing* Smucker's!

Logan: Ah, Although Smucker's taste satisfactory I still much prefer Crofter's

Logan: Welch's isn't so bad either but-

Remus: Nerd!

Patton: *walks in the room* Did I hear you guys singing in here

Patton: *sees Remus, Janus, and Virgil* Oh hey guys!

Remus, Virgil, and Janus: Hey Patton

Remus: *smirks and nudges Janus*

Janus: *blushing* Uh Patton I wasn't wondering if you would like to hear me sing Razzle Dazzle?

Patton: *claps his hands excitedly* YES OF COURSE Please Jan

Janus: *blushing and smiling* A-Alright

Remus: *plays instrumental*

Janus: *sings* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it

Janus: *singing* And the reaction will be passionate

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old hocusss pocusss

Patton: *internally squealing from the hiss*

Janus: *singing* Bead and feather 'em

Janus: *singing* How can they see with sequins in their eyes?

Janus: *singing* What if your hinges all are rusting?

Janus: *singing* What if, in fact, you're just *points at Remus* disgusting?

Remus: *smiles*

Roman: Ha!

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll never catch wise!

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous

Janus: *singing* Row after row will crow vociferous

Janus: *singing* Fool and fracture 'em

Janus: *singing* How can they hear the truth above the roar?

Remus and Virgil: Roar, Roar, Roar

Janus: *singing* Throw 'em a fake and a finagle

Janus: *singing and conjures a bagel* They'll never know you're just a bagel,

Janus: *gives Patton the bagel*

Patton: *eats bagel*

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll beg you for more!

Remus: *about to say something*

Janus: Don't even say it Remus

Janus: *continues singing* Give 'em the old double whammy

Janus: *singing* Daze and dizzy 'em

Remus: Kinky!

Janus: *singing* Back since the days of old Methuselah

Janus: *singing* Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old three ring circus

Janus: *singing* Ssstun and ssstagger 'em

Patton: *giggles*

Janus: *singing* When you're in trouble, go into your dance *hisses*

Patton: *covers his mouth so he doesn't squeal*

Janus: *singing* Though you are stiffer than a girder

Janus: *singing* They'll let you get away *whispers behind his hand* with murder

Patton: *gasps*

Remus: *winks*

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And you've got a romance

Janus: *singing* Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle

Janus: *singing* Razzle dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are

Janus: *singing* Long as you keep 'em way off balance

Janus: *singing* How can they spot you've got no talents

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* Razzle Dazzle 'em

Janus: *singing* And they'll make you a star!

Roman: Yas boy!

Patton: Yes!

Remus: *snapping his fingers*

Virgil: He's still got it

Instrumental: *ends*

All: *clap*

Janus: *smiles and bows*

Patton: That was amazing Jan!

Janus: *blushing and smiling* T-Thanks

Remus: Alright we have to go guys

Patton: Alright bye guys

Patton: *gives Janus a quick kiss on the lips*

Janus: *kisses Patton back*

Patton: Bye Jan

Janus: Bye Patton

Janus: *sinks down with Remus and Virgil*

Remus: *has a bag full of sugar* Hey Jan can I eat all this sugar?

Janus: *immediately takes the bag away from Remus* No!

Remus: *cackles* Alright